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Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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a megaphone lmao
a bent fork
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Joined: 12/24/2011
Posts: 705
Location: Georgia, United States
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a rake for my miniature sand garden
a sock with a hole in it?
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,144
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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a male hand puppet
a old crystal chandalier
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,579
Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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A hat. Or a swing when you get bored of wearing it as a hat. A bouncy ball.
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Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,144
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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put it in an old stocking, tie it to a post and use it for tennis practice.
a pair of prescription reading glasses.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/23/2011
Posts: 438
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to watch good porn DVD
a huge pillows with goose feathers...
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 7/24/2012
Posts: 1,069
Location: Central NJ, United States
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to start a pillow fight
a pair of ice tongs...
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/4/2012
Posts: 279
Location: Indianapolis, United States
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dirty diaper disposal tool
ping pong ball
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,579
Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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Draw a face on it and you've got a faithful companion, until they grow a personality and start being a buttface to you, that is. False teeth.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,144
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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cookie cutter
An opened tin of spaghetti
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/4/2012
Posts: 279
Location: Indianapolis, United States
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fish bait
A Q-tip
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,579
Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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Dip it in lighter fluid and you've got a tiny torch. Fuse wire
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,144
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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for making miniature clothes hangers for mice.
a broken dinner plate
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,579
Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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Ghetto jigsaw puzzle. Capacitor
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/24/2011
Posts: 705
Location: Georgia, United States
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part of a sex toy
half of an old clothes pin
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/26/2011
Posts: 1,586
Location: The edge of sanity, near the middle of nowhere., U
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To remove splinters.
A second hand stamp
I'm not 50something, I'm 30something with 20 years experience!
Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, stomp along there and turn the fucker on yourself! (Sarah Millican)
Writing erotica is like looking for the G spot in the reader's mind.
Now ready to read and hoefully enjoy: The Lady and the tramp 2, (or, the postman always comes twice).
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Rank: Forum Guru
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Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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use it to stamp the first hand
an old road map
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/18/2011
Posts: 174
Location: Manhattan, United States
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To see where you've been. ( a new one would show where you're going lol )
An empty Bic lighter
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/21/2011
Posts: 2,185
Location: Northern Hemisphere
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A guitar slide, as John Lennon demonstrates...
A can opener
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
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Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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squeeze the handles together and you have a pair of tweezers for a giant.
big stainless steel cooking pot
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/26/2011
Posts: 1,586
Location: The edge of sanity, near the middle of nowhere., U
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To plant Steel Magnolias in.
A single speaker from a stereo.
I'm not 50something, I'm 30something with 20 years experience!
Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, stomp along there and turn the fucker on yourself! (Sarah Millican)
Writing erotica is like looking for the G spot in the reader's mind.
Now ready to read and hoefully enjoy: The Lady and the tramp 2, (or, the postman always comes twice).
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,579
Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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Slap it in the middle of the dinner table and you've got an interesting conversation piece (especially if it's a room full of audiophiles) Steel rule
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,144
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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use it to spank the arses of people who have been very naughty.
an old stuffed teddy bear with half the stuffing missing.
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Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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Re-stuff it and give it to my Labs.
Old brass door knocker.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,144
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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a new handle for a suitcase
A bag of flour
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/16/2011
Posts: 234
Location: Underground, Canada
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... to catch the invisible man
A whammy pedal...
Hey, I gave it a shot.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/24/2011
Posts: 705
Location: Georgia, United States
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Not sure what that is... but I'll take a look and turn it into a sex toy of some type.
an old bicycle tube
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,579
Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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 Connect the inner tube to the foot type bit on the whammy and use it as a catapult. Incidentally, I had a whammy pedal. I miss it :( Tea spoon
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/26/2012
Posts: 251
Location: picking wildflowers over yonder , United States
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a door knocker a buggy with no wheels (aka shopping cart..LOL!)
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/16/2011
Posts: 234
Location: Underground, Canada
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a giant deep fryer basket
Oxford paperback dictionary
Hey, I gave it a shot.
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