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Joined: 12/25/2010
Posts: 1,536
Location: Under Your Bed, United States
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When you wear your remote-controlled panties in public and someone decides to talk to you...mid orgasm. 
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/31/2012
Posts: 211
Location: Chi-town area, United States
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the awkward moment when you see the look on her face and realize she isnt pregnant... just fat. OUCH! 
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/16/2011
Posts: 5,899
Location: United Kingdom
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/16/2011
Posts: 5,899
Location: United Kingdom
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/16/2011
Posts: 5,899
Location: United Kingdom
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 If you could, would you? Satan 
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/16/2011
Posts: 5,899
Location: United Kingdom
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Watch the guy at the end!
If you could, would you? Satan
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/16/2011
Posts: 5,899
Location: United Kingdom
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If you could, would you? Satan
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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That awkward moment when you send someone a note telling them something that you feel bad about, then they call you and say something bad about themselves and you realize they haven't read the note yet. Now you feel like crap.
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/16/2011
Posts: 5,899
Location: United Kingdom
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/16/2011
Posts: 5,899
Location: United Kingdom
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If you could, would you? Satan
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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LOL, when you post video and it is blocked ^^^^^
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 7/29/2012
Posts: 533
Location: Fl, United States
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the awkward moment is when you're walking on a nude beach and a lady looks at your groin and laughs
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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that awkward moment when you come out of somewhere after a "quickie" and realize the top you have on is inside out.
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/16/2012
Posts: 252
Location: Nellis Air Force Base, United States
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That moment where you are having a naughty txt convo and u get a txt from ur dad and you txt the naughtiest txt ever to him instead of ur sex txt buddy... hahaha that happend to me
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,048
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when you've had a quickie in the car with your bf and you get back to your parents house and realise you both have the wrong jeans on!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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When you open your garage door and find your adult offspring engaged in bdsm.....personally I thought it was hysterical....hubby is still recovering
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/28/2012
Posts: 4,995
Location: Around, South Africa
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,048
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When you have lost weight, and you are pushing your grocery trolley to your car outside the supermarket, and that is the precise time your loose skirt decides to hit the ground.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/28/2010
Posts: 543
Location: Rome
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Akward moment when you laugh at other's jokes then ask for explanation...
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,561
Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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When you're at a friends house having a drink and the friends hot milf friend with low self esteem tries to drag you out for a drink to "keep an eye on her so that she doesn't end up somewhere she shouldn't be". You really don't want to because you know what will happen: she'll start blubbing and come onto you and because you've had so much to drink in the last couple of days, you know you're gonna have several moments of weakness and shag her. You don't wanna be shagging your best friends friend, do ya? So you give her all the excuses you can think of, meanwhile your friend has her excuse: she's meeting a Dom, so she has plans. Frantically you try all your excuses and eventually she gets the message. That moment was awkward as fuck.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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That awkward moment when you are cybering and the other person says they want to do something that you reeeeealllly dislike, but you really like the person.
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/14/2012
Posts: 522
Location: somewhere boring, United States
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The awkward moment while your having sex and your partner mentions your finger down south, and then you remember both your hands are on the bed by her head....
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/28/2012
Posts: 1,280
Location: in your dreams, United States
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/10/2012
Posts: 629
Location: Home, United States
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The awkward moment where you find out the toothbrush you are using is your grandfather's.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/16/2011
Posts: 5,899
Location: United Kingdom
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/16/2011
Posts: 5,899
Location: United Kingdom
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 1/29/2013
Posts: 265
Location: LaLa Land, United States
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That awkward moment when you call your dog your online lovers name in front of kids
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/27/2012
Posts: 1,252
Location: 1st star to the left, Canada
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That awkward moment when you call your wife by your dog's name while on Lush with your on-line lover...
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/6/2013
Posts: 295
Location: I live in all your wildest fantasies and dreams...
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When you are trying to hit on the new girl in a chatroom and you click on it and send it to the last GUY you talked to!
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