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Mazza wrote:Totally laughing here!! CD, I saw you stealing my tampons from the low shelf and I'm telling you for the last time... If you borrow my lelo again and don't wipe it down, I'm gonna be SO cross!!! Bad diamond!*whispers, Psst, CD? Did you see how many people wanna watch us fight?? Dammit girl, we could do this pay per view, right??*  In the BLUE corner we have... Little CD at 5'2" In the RED corner we have the goood witch Mazza at & 6' foot 8" ( seriously, CD is fucked right? )
Now with audio!!!!
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I have the camera rolling, let the pay per view event start!!!!
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Trinket wrote:It sounds to me like there is a subliminal message in that sentence up there ^^^^^^ and I'm not talking about the popcorn.....  Maybe there is, but the non subliminal message is betterer. Of course, the message could well be in the popcorn.
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I am acquiring all the Scots I can find.
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Rank: Mazztastic
Joined: 9/20/2012
Posts: 1,306
Location: Scotland, United Kingdom
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crazydiamond wrote:
In the BLUE corner we have... Little CD at 5'2"
In the RED corner we have the goood witch Mazza at & 6' foot 8"
( seriously, CD is fucked right? )
I dunno, I've heard you can deliver a nasty kick to the ankles...
Sit back, kick off your shoes and grab your drink. Let me read you a story...  Stanley Gets A Heart On...I love it when we hang out together, we should do this more often...
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Gurlyboy wrote:
Maybe there is, but the non subliminal message is betterer. Of course, the message could well be in the popcorn.
Oh stuffit Gurls, you beat me at my own game this time. I'll admit it for once. Now I have no idea what you're talking about. Probably a good thing..... and Musicluver, get your dirty mitts offa my popcorn!!!
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oops forgot why mazza is locked in my bedroom.
I'm keeping her safe in there until I have taken all bets on the outcome. Every mazza needs their own private bookie.
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she's tried to make off with all the cash.... I locked her in until she shares it with me.... ( I am, after all a third world inhabitant, I have learned from the best...lol)
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I don't want tonshare her sweetness with anyone else...
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Location: So Cal, United States
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I'm in a selfish mood today and not sharing her
nothing beats a luscious kiss from well painted lips ;) mmmmmmmmm...........
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It was his/her final request.
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
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Posts: 88
Location: StrangeLand, New Zealand
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Because my pimp said to lock him in there until he paid!!
Evil Brain Angel Heart - E.B.A.H
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Not sure but it could be fun
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Another stupid question. Look at her. She's mine, she's mine!
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To protect Kinky fro. Lorenzo
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Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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She.took my candy...now she must be punished
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Location: So Cal, United States
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because she was a bad girl last night trick/treating...........she went commando and her skirt was just above the top of her thighs showing it all off
nothing beats a luscious kiss from well painted lips ;) mmmmmmmmm...........
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how did he even know where I lived in the first place?
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I just realized that I am in the wrong house.....wow.. what a night!
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If he is in my house.. where I am then?
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Ummm because when I lock people in my bedroom it's because I want to fuck. Why else?
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who knows, I didn't let her in
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I'm waiting for Batman to show up for him.
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idk but theres sure a lot of screaming coming from there
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Cuz he thinks we are playing hide-n-seek 
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cause i missed his silly ass
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Cuz she's naughty girl & wants to tie herself to my bed but I grabbed the rope as I left 
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Location: Texas but soon to be with my Gal in Oregon
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'cause Ivy and I needed to try out some new toys.....his silly ass is screwed!! giggle :)
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Cuz she wandered in my room and I have been wanting to talk to her and now i wont open the door
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Because she kept Skye trapped in her room while I was looking for her for a giggle fest!
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