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granted.
I wish I had you in my bed
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Granted but I can't stay long.
I wish the people I have to deal with day by day would listen more.
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Location: Lawrence, United States
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Granted, but you better have something interesting to say.
I wish I was a more prolific writer.
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granted, but now you write prolifically on the back of public toilet doors and the walls of dark alleys
I wish I could concentrate better
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Joined: 8/27/2012
Posts: 88
Location: StrangeLand, New Zealand
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Granted but all your concerntration is solely focused on eating chocolate and nothing but.
I wish I had super powers
Evil Brain Angel Heart - E.B.A.H
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Granted, but with power comes responsibility.
I wish I was young again.
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grated, your 16months and still in nappies
I wish I would sleep more
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Granted but you have to sleep with me.
I wish I lived in Southern California in 1905.
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granted, but your a stray cat that has to survive on rats and rubbish bin findings
I wish I could clone me so I could get more accomplished during the day
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Granted, but cloning takes away your fairy powers.
I wish people would learn to spay and neuter their pets.
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Joined: 4/29/2012
Posts: 96
Location: My House, United States
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granted, but everyone does it, leaving the world without wonderful animals like cats, dogs, and bunnies.
I wish I had more time in a day.
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subgirl14 wrote:I wish I had more time in a day. Granted...you now have 36 hours but the sleeping affliction makes you sleep 30 hours straight! I wish you could hump a pillow and not have to wash it every damn time!
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Granted...... 'I' can now hump a pillow and not have to wash it every damn time, but you develope an allergy to pillows.
I wish I didn't have waxy ears
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yuck !! Granted but now bugs can now fly straight through your empty head -lol
I wish I would stop to to think before opening my mouth
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Granted, but now you don't have a smart arsed mouth. I mean a mouth at ALL
I wish HT would get a new avatar
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Granted ... or it would be if someone got off their lazy arse and found him one
I wish I was better at looking for things
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yeah you need to find your own lazy arse...
I wish HT wasn't such a smart arse.
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granted but now HT is a dumb arse.
I wish my keyboard was not so sticky.
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granted, but now you get a reputation as a slut
I wish my car hadn't broken again
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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granted but now your fridge is busted.
I wish I wasn't so picky with what I buy
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Location: a land down under where women glow and men plunder
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Granted, my dear, but now you buy any old crap that falls apart or just doesn't work I wish I wasn't getting a head cold
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings.......
We continue to fly......on a broomstick If you can bear the Aussie accent... sit back close your eyes and listen Let The Game Begin |
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Location: United Kingdom
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Granted... but now it has moved onto your chest
I wish I would stop getting angry on things that just don't matter anymore
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granted, but now you are unable to have feelings about anything
I wish people weren't so two faced and would actually mean what they say
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Granted.......definitely, and there are a few!!!!
I wish my friends health and happiness.......away from the liars and two faced people of course ;0)
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Granted your friends have health and happiness but now you are a two-faced liar
I wish people didn't throw stones in glass houses....
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Granted, but now they are shooting bullets....
I wish the warm weather doesn't have to end....
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granted but it never rains again and you die of thirst.
I wish I didn't have to sleep..
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granted
I wish my friends joy and goodwill ;0)
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Granted -- but your friends are diabolical and turn their joy and good will into pranks that they pull on you! So sorry.
I wish that CG would post her lovely ass before every one of my posts so that I could ogle her and say clever thinks that would make her desire me!
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Not granted, as I dont have her ass.
There is somone on Lush I really want to get my hands on....
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