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A nice, shiny rattle. That would keep me occupied for hours!  A lawnmower
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Location: Georgia, United States
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a noise maker to drown out the noise from the party down the street.
a piece of fishing line
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Posts: 6,184
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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dental floss for bunny rabbits
a contact lens
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Rank: Forum Guru
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Location: Kicking around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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Magnifying glass for a microbe to see stuff. Bog roll tube.
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Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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Doggy chew toy.
Empty perfume bottle.
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Rank: Forum Guru
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Posts: 714
Location: Georgia, United States
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remove the top and store precious gifts in it
Old oil can
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Joined: 5/26/2011
Posts: 1,587
Location: The edge of sanity, near the middle of nowhere., U
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A steel drum.
A half eaten sandwhich.
I'm not 50something, I'm 30something with 20 years experience!
Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, stomp along there and turn the fucker on yourself! (Sarah Millican)
Writing erotica is like looking for the G spot in the reader's mind.
Now ready to read and hoefully enjoy: The Lady and the tramp 2, (or, the postman always comes twice).
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Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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Guinea pig feed.
an old doggy flea collar.
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Location: Kicking around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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Fetish wear! Philips head screwdriver
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Rank: Forum Guru
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Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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for making pretty patterns in the pastry on the top of pies.
An empty tablet foil blister pack
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Rank: Forum Guru
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Location: Kicking around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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For making wee tiny ice cubes. Ceramic pot
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Posts: 714
Location: Georgia, United States
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dream holder.
Old watch that won't run
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Joined: 4/8/2011
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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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set it to 5 o'clock and make it the bar clock
empty beer cans
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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tie them together to make a set of windchimes
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Location: Kicking around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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Trying to break the thread? I'll just find an alternative use for windchimes, then. How about using them to scare someone trying to burglarise you? SD Card.
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Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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use it as a blank tile in a game of scrabble.
an old set of kitty ears
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Joined: 5/18/2012
Posts: 6,683
Location: BabyGirl Island, United States
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to open a chasity belt.
old plastic bottles
"I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." from Dead Poets Society
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Location: Where Dreams Come True, United States
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Can make great pot planters! Porn
Want To Read My Lush Competition Piece? Click Below To Find Out <3
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Rank: Forum Guru
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Location: Kicking around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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Light entertainment when you have guests. Pack of cards
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Location: Georgia, United States
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A small house for a mouse
an empty 3-ring binder?
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Rank: Forum Guru
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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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a photo album
a non functioning monitor
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Location: Georgia, United States
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a small fun house mirror
the spring from a ball point pen
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Rank: Forum Guru
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Location: Kicking around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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A wee pogo stick for an action man doll empty crisp packet
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Rank: Forum Guru
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bag for a small sandwich
broken vibrator
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/26/2012
Posts: 251
Location: picking wildflowers over yonder , United States
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dildo (LOL)  bucket of sand
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Location: Kicking around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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Poke a hole in the bucket and you've got an egg timer for an ostrich egg An office stapler
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Rank: Forum Guru
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Location: Georgia, United States
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something to squish fire ants
a box of staples (but the stapler is now broken)
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Rank: Forum Guru
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Location: Kicking around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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Straighten them out, use a straw and you've got some nifty wee missiles. Leather jacket with holes in.
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Joined: 4/8/2011
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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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disassemble and use the leather to make some nice floggers and other leather items
frayed electrical cords
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/26/2012
Posts: 251
Location: picking wildflowers over yonder , United States
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hang beer cans on them and have a wind chime LOL! a lamp shade
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