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You know you're a parent when.... you're not evening watching, and you can sing/speak along to pretty much any pixar or childrens movie.
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- I knew I was a parent when my "shower repertoire" included the Spice Girls, sorry Don Henley and Stevie Nicks. And the kids loved it. Now when by mistake I found myself still whistling that tune the say "oh dad, yuk gross, what r you gay"
- You're a parent when you see your wife/partner and she replies " you want what again? You know what I did all day?
But # 1 you know you're a parent when the 7.0 liter convertible is still on that pic on the wall while in the driveway there's a 7 seater minivan.
Practice what you know, and it will help to make clear what now you do not know. — Rembrandt
There is poetry as soon as we realize that we possess nothing. — John Cage
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you know your a parent when every time you hear a kid say "MOM!" you instantly turn around whether your kid is with you or not. that and you know every word to "Blue's Clues".....LOL!
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You know you're a parent when you come home to a hallway full of smelly, size 10 DC's (him!) and your favourite mascara keeps disappearing (her!) Of course, the fridge and kitchen cupboards are always empty and so is my bank account !! However, I wouldn't change a thing. 
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They hold your hand for no other reason than they simply want to.
You're the truth, not I...
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So many times you know but you really, really know you are a parent when your daughter is out on her first date and its late and the phone rings and you get "that feeling"!!
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orangefox444 wrote:They hold your hand for no other reason than they simply want to. Ain't that the truth! My little girl loves to hold my hand whenever we're walking somewhere. And I love it even more than she does. You know you're a parent when you have to sleep with some form of clothing on because you know your kid will end up in your bed before the night is through.
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
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You know you are a Parent when your happiness doesn't matter anymore, only your child's happiness matters.
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... the paternity test comes back
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overmykneenow wrote:... the paternity test comes back I told you, you need to be working instead of watching repeats of Jeremy Kyle! 
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you know you are a parent when your handbag is full of varying sizes of sanitary towels and tampons, and antibacterial handwash replaces your perfume
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 You know your a parent when you find your 3 year old daughters socks in your purse because she likes to play with your stuff.
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I knew I was a parent the first time she kicked!
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 I knew I was a parent when I could no longer go to the bathroom alone. I thought 4hrs of sleep was a lot. I can function on 2hrs easily, just don't ask me direct questions. And midnight runs to the drugstore for diapers and/or medication for a fever. Now, I've hit a whole new level parenting... My teenage daughter is starting to date. (I need to buy shotgun shells)
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swollen wrote:You know you're a parent when you come home to a hallway full of smelly, size 10 DC's (him!) and your favourite mascara keeps disappearing (her!) Of course, the fridge and kitchen cupboards are always empty and so is my bank account !! However, I wouldn't change a thing. Lol my daughter eats like a machine. And never seems to lose energy. Also more destructive than both of my nephews ever were together
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TheDevilsWeakness wrote: I knew I was a parent when I could no longer go to the bathroom alone. I thought 4hrs of sleep was a lot. I can function on 2hrs easily, just don't ask me direct questions. And midnight runs to the drugstore for diapers and/or medication for a fever. Now, I've hit a whole new level parenting... My teenage daughter is starting to date. (I need to buy shotgun shells) Ok i used to like the gun idea but think about this. I have an almost 6 foot sword, difference? swords are silent, plus for my size im told are quite intimidating. luckily shes only 3 so they have awhile yet lol
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Princess4Jim wrote:You know you are a Parent when your happiness doesn't matter anymore, only your child's happiness matters. That is very true.
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musicluver wrote:
Ok i used to like the gun idea but think about this. I have an almost 6 foot sword, difference? swords are silent, plus for my size im told are quite intimidating. luckily shes only 3 so they have awhile yet lol
Nope... I want the shells. I can switch out the buckshot for rock salt. And if I have to pull the trigger it's going to burn like a mf'er. I want to scare the hell out of them, not kill them...yet.  PS I swear I blinked... It seems like mine was only 3, yesterday. Sigh
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you know you're a parent when you have no time to yourself after cooking cleaning and picking up toys, and your t.v consists of children's television only and early night's.
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You know your a parent when...
One; your son throws your Ipad into the bath because you forgot to put it out of reach. Fuck!!! ;D
Two; he tries to sit on it to hide it away because he knows he done something wrong.
And three; you can't yell or growl or be angry at him because hes too freakin' cute; his smile has the power to shatter your world, cascade light and bring you to your knees.
Worst of all!! He knows this!!
Damn, I've got it baddd.
Evil Brain Angel Heart - E.B.A.H
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All i can say is i hate spongebob and dora 
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musicluver wrote:All i can say is i hate spongebob and dora yep!
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When you don't know if its poop or chocolate till ya smell it.
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You know you're a partner when you catch yourself watching the Disney channel or Nick and your kids aren't even home!
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When Barney has a restraining order against you.
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When you get more excited to see the lastest Disney movie coming out..
Or you get excited when you see a Disney movie come out of the volt for a short limited time.
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You know you are a parent, when no one matter how much time has passed since your child died, the smallest thing reminds you of them...
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Princess4Jim wrote:You know you are a parent, when no one matter how much time has passed since your child died, the smallest thing reminds you of them... This made me stop and send a pray out to any who have.
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I knew I was a mum when my little one handed me a half chewed, soggy biscuit and I didnt think twice about finishing it Ahhh the joys of motherhood
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You know you're a parent when you make yourself a lovely, strong, aromatic pot of espresso, then you get out your 1921 Wedgwood Patrician Ware cup and saucer; the one with the hand painted gold edging, then you pour into it the last few inches of leftover milk from the baby bottle your two year old has just discarded.
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