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Rank: Wise Ass
Joined: 11/12/2010
Posts: 4,937
Location: The center of the universe, Canada
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You know you are a parent when you wake up at 2:00 AM and see the light is still on and your kid hasn't come back home yet. You then either get up and watch TV until they return or toss and turn in bed until you hear the delightful sound of the deadbolt unlocking, signaling they are home.
The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker 
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,286
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You're a veteran parent when out with your children and one has a snotty nose, if you can't find tissue you are forced to use your sleeve. Hey it happens occasionally.
The most annoying thing is when kids have control of the t.v then they bugger off but you carry on watching the cartoons for half hour before it dawns on you that you are the only one in the room.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,286
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Double post! Slap my wrist.
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 3/18/2013
Posts: 33
Location: United States
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In my case parent and grandparent when you watch Scooby Doo instead of your favorite shows !! 
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/14/2010
Posts: 778
Location: JUST A CLICK AWAY, United States
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Every time your son gets sick, He comes to you for comfort. Isn't it amazing how rapidly they recover once they have given their sickness to you.. I wouldn't change it for the world..
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 4/10/2012
Posts: 65
Location: United States
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You know you are a parent when you can no longer go to the bathroom by yourself.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 2/10/2012
Posts: 1,930
Location: Vancouver, Canada
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I can't really remember what life was like when I wasn't a parent. You go into parenthood with an "idea"(I was in my early 20's - so did I really have a clue???) ... yet it blows your mind when years later, you wanna yell that it was false advertising!! LOL .... BUT we survived this incredible job and responsibility - and we wouldn't change it for almost anything!!
a story that is lots of fun .... Ben's fun!! Good Morning, My CumSlut (oral sex)
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 2/27/2010
Posts: 83
Location: The Bronx
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You're too tired to thing. Or so I'm told.
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