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Why is there no story catagory for FILF's? There is an abundance of MILF stories, and with no FILF stories, I am feeling a bit discriminated against. Are there no lustful yearnings for fathers out there, ( other than in the catagory of incest)? As a father, I would like to believe that we are as desireable as mothers to females and /or males other than our offspring.
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I think this would be a great category.
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An interesting point which could easily be extended. How about husbandlovers ? I think it shows the large difference between men and women in the sexual realm.
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Yeah, right on! But what this joint really needs is a DOF (Dirty Old Farts) category. ;) 
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You crack me up Rumple. Or should that be you rumple me up, crackle?
Back to the OP's question, "Why is there no category for FILF's?"
It's quite simple really. There isn't the demand. The existing categories were chosen after searching through dozens of sites, and a week of keyword research into which categories / types of stories are searched for the most. I created a list of approx 50 initial categories, and weeded out those I didn't want to have anything to do with, combined a few etc.
FILF's, sadly, didn't make the cut... You could always add the tag FILF to stories you write, or search by "older man younger woman".
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nicola wrote:You crack me up Rumple. Or should that be you rumple me up, crackle?
Back to the OP's question, "Why is there no category for FILF's?"
It's quite simple really. There isn't the demand. The existing categories were chosen after searching through dozens of sites, and a week of keyword research into which categories / types of stories are searched for the most. I created a list of approx 50 initial categories, and weeded out those I didn't want to have anything to do with, combined a few etc.
FILF's, sadly, didn't make the cut... You could always add the tag FILF to stories you write, or search by "older man younger woman". what about TILF as a catagory? (i'll let you figure out what the "T" stands for... i'm sure i don't have to spell it out for you... ) 
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Probably becuase there are a lot more horny guys looking for gal stories than there are horny ladies looking for guy stories?
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RumpleForeskin wrote:Yeah, right on! But what this joint really needs is a DOF (Dirty Old Farts) category. ;) lol, DOF... My next story... You heard it here first.. xP
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My pleasure, Nicola and Poppet. The following may explain a lot about me, or maybe not.After he retired, my father got a bumper sticker that read: Dirty old men need dirty old women. My mother was, if not exactly amused, at least tolerant. ps: But seriously folks, if there ever is a new category at LUSH, it should be, humor. Maybe call it, Horny Humor, Lusty Laughs, Carnal Comedy, or some such. rf
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RumpleForeskin wrote:My pleasure, Nicola and Poppet. The following may explain a lot about me, or maybe not.After he retired, my father got a bumper sticker that read: Dirty old men need dirty old women. My mother was, if not exactly amused, at least tolerant. ps: But seriously folks, if there ever is a new category at LUSH, it should be, humor. Maybe call it, Horny Humor, Lusty Laughs, Carnal Comedy, or some such. rf How about, Fucking Funny
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"Fucking Funny" would work for me, Mr. Mister. Only possible problem could be some hard-of-seeing and/or drunk Lushers thinking the Anal Sex category had been renamed, Fucking Fanny. :)
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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It is indeed "Fucking Funny" how this thread has morphed from the subject of FILFs.
Personally I love the concept of FILFs (but maybe that's just because I am a father and love to be.... well you know what I'm trying to say.) It's amusing that women of a certain age are automatically assumed to be MILFS whether or not they had kids. Us men on the other hand just become dirty old ......... (insert expetive of your choice). However if we happen to be out with our kid(s) we suddenly seem to become more attractive, is that just my perception, reality, or sods law..?
And getting back to the other point, if you're going to fuck you might as well have fun doing it!
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Great idea. I'll need to write a story like this soon.
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