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scooter
Posted: Thursday, November 15, 2012 8:10:19 AM

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Lush-a-roonies, thats one a the nicest things anyone has ever called me RumpPint Drunk

I know it's not Monday and all naughty,
but here you go miss nurse.



If it wasn't for good nurses and naughty nurses alike, working the weekend shift,
I'd probly be belly-up by nowicon_smile
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, November 15, 2012 8:29:43 AM

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(slides over a Bailey's and hot chocolate for Naughty Nurse)

Scooter, many thanks for your comment on my 'From Becky...' story. It was a much appreciated, atta boy.

glasses8

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a Festive contest winner – honest

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Mazza
Posted: Thursday, November 15, 2012 8:48:15 AM

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Sigh... One of those days, full of good intentions but getting little done...

How's about a cup o' joe to spur me on?
(Or can I possibly slip a little something stronger in?? *checks watch* YEaH!)
Guest
Posted: Thursday, November 15, 2012 3:22:43 PM

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, November 15, 2012 5:04:46 PM

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The A-Mazza-ing One and Chef-Of-My-Heart, what a combo.

Mazza, give this a try (slides over big mug) It's hot chocolate, coffee and brandy. Tends to perk a person up.

Chef, haven't noticed you around much lately. Got me to wondering if the fleet had come in and the Marines landed. :)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, November 16, 2012 5:03:29 AM

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Morning, porn purist. To celebrate TGIF, there's a big pot of the mixture I laid on Mazza, that is to say, equal parts: hot chocolate, coffee, and brandy.

If a mug of that doesn't get you going, well, have another mug full.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dani
Posted: Friday, November 16, 2012 9:00:20 AM

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Good morning. Does this joint serve breakfast? And if it does, does it meet federal health code regulations? eat



Baby put your arms around me, tell me I'm a problem...

Mazza
Posted: Friday, November 16, 2012 10:36:59 AM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Morning, porn purist. To celebrate TGIF, there's a big pot of the mixture I laid on Mazza, that is to say, equal parts: hot chocolate, coffee, and brandy.

If a mug of that doesn't get you going, well, have another mug full.

glasses8


Why thank you!!

Did you know:



(I reckon that's why the weather must be so awful in Scotland?)

Hope you all have an excellent weekend ahead?

I'm going to a gig tomorrow - I'm driving, but I'll be sure to make up for it when I get home!! drunken

Oooh ohh, can I have one of these, please?? Waaa



Guest
Posted: Friday, November 16, 2012 10:57:12 AM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
The A-Mazza-ing One and Chef-Of-My-Heart, what a combo.

Mazza, give this a try (slides over big mug) It's hot chocolate, coffee and brandy. Tends to perk a person up.

Chef, haven't noticed you around much lately. Got me to wondering if the fleet had come in and the Marines landed. :)

glasses8



The Marines, ahem, came and went. The next landing is on the 27th when I will hold Thanksgiving with all the fixins and recorded football and parades on the 28th. I'm also trying to get the kitchen painted. *sigh* what a pain in the ass that is and I'm not even going to do it. WTF is it with people wanting so much money for about 4 hours worth of work? I'm buying the paint, I have the smallest kitchen space that I want painted and the guy still wants $200.00 Is it just me or does that seem high? I had one guy quote me $600.00. This is not the kitchen of my dreams so I have 1 island with cabinets and 2 tiny drawers and a few other ones around the sink and stove. Man, prices seem high. But it's not been painted in years so I'm at the mercy of these people.dontknow
Double whatever would go down good right now.
scooter
Posted: Friday, November 16, 2012 3:45:44 PM

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GN,IF Good news, it's Friday,

As much as I try to love Mondays, Fridays hold the appeal.

Chef, Back in the day when I had a legitimate business, I wouldn't have done it for any less than $200.
It takes an hour or more just to set up, tarps, ladders, tools,, Dismantling things when your done is the same.

You should ask these guy's if they plan to patch and sand before painting. Or do you want them to?

For a complete, professional job. $500 - $600 isn't too bad.

Today, I'd do it for a good meal and a few beersicon_smile
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, November 16, 2012 4:03:14 PM

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Slippery asked: Does this joint serve breakfast? And if it does, does it meet federal health code regulations?

Of course we serve breakfast. The menu includes, fried pig skins, Slim Jims, and hot pistachio nuts. As for meeting health standards, of course we do. Granted more often than not it's while heading in the opposite direction at a rather high rate of speed but we do meet them, though admittedly only very briefly.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Friday, November 16, 2012 4:23:41 PM

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And don't touch the pickled pigs feet in the jar at the end of the bar. I thought I saw a date of 1924 on there. Now you know why no one brings their pets to Rumplations. Their feet might end up in a jar on the bar.

Scoot, I would gladly hire you for a steak dinner and beers. AFTER the paint is on the walls.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, November 17, 2012 1:34:14 PM

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Greetings to all wandering in the wanton weekend woods. Got a fresh batch of the hot chocolate, coffee and brandy combo that should smooth out any weekend woes.

(slurp) You know, someone needs to come up with a name for this stuff.

Here's hoping all your teams win and everyone scores, so to speak.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
DirtyMartini
Posted: Saturday, November 17, 2012 5:54:26 PM

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Good Evening Lushketeers...did somebody ask if this place meets health code regulations? Let me ask the experts...
6 6 6

Yeah, I think the other thing that expired in 1924 besides the pigs feet is the health code inspection certificate hanging on the wall...though I guess it don't matter much, the health code inspectors are afraid to walk in this place...

Hey Chef, if you're going to pay Scooter in beer to paint your kitchen, make sure you pay him the beer after the job is done...just sayin'

What we got to drink in this place that's strong and cheap? I'm in a bit of a get totally blitzed and forget about reality sort of mood this weekend...though why this weekend should be any different, I haven't a clue...

Anyway, pass a large mug of Beaver Breath over here...that should be good for a start...

Cheers,
Alan.
occasion5


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LadySharon
Posted: Saturday, November 17, 2012 7:38:27 PM

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Hi, Lush! Hey there, Alan!

So far, I recovered the bulk of my stories and poems and put them in a safe place, but the special brew glass is lost to me.

I have laryngitis, but I still went out and interviewed people sounding like Pipsqueak. I am silent until my voice recovers.

The semester is winding down and I need two more classes before I leave the community college system and move on to the university, where I can find some naughty upperclassmen and horny professors I can possibly play with.

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
Poppet
Posted: Saturday, November 17, 2012 8:00:18 PM

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Swinging by to say hello. It's been a quiet weekend here for me and not much to say. I've been doing a lot of writing but since I no longer have my same writing program as before having a hard time keeping up. :(

A Few Of My Favourites

Oral – Audio - Eating Of My Pussy
Erotic Poem - Audio - Sucking Cock
Reluctance – Masturbating Slut Exposed
Exhibitionism - Audio - Afternoon Park Delights
Masturbation - Audio - Recommended Read - Phone Sex
Masturbation - Audio - Recommend Read - Two AM Orgasms
Supernatural – Audio – Recommended Read - My Life As A Genie
Masturbation - Recommended Read Mail Call - Masturbate For Me
Guest
Posted: Sunday, November 18, 2012 11:52:14 AM

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Yea no kidding Alan. That's why I said AFTER he's done painting.

What's strong and cheap, he asks? Man that leaves it wide open for me to say "looks like that girl you came in with fills that request" but I won't say that.


Ramen Rev Rump. Whatever the sermon is. I've got my new choir robe on that Sharon brought in. Lacy and see through just like you like them to be Rev.
CurlyGirly
Posted: Sunday, November 18, 2012 12:08:01 PM

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I made some cinnamon rolls to go with everyone's coffee this morning.



However, since it's after noon, I've already switched to beer. evil4



It won a potato. Aren't you intrigued?



LadySharon
Posted: Sunday, November 18, 2012 12:14:34 PM

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Thanks, curlygirly. I just made a fresh pot of coffee.

I got my first online article published online as of Friday night for a literary magazine that debuted at my school. Give it a read!

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
CurlyGirly
Posted: Sunday, November 18, 2012 12:47:46 PM

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LadySharon wrote:
Thanks, curlygirly. I just made a fresh pot of coffee.

I got my first online article published online as of Friday night for a literary magazine that debuted at my school. Give it a read!


That's awesome. Doing a happy dance for you. Can't wait to give it a read.




It won a potato. Aren't you intrigued?



RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, November 18, 2012 1:39:22 PM

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Congrats on the publication, Sharon! I'd be dancing with CG 'cept I can't dance worth a flip and might spill my drink if I tried.

Dearly beloved, Sisters and/or Brothers, can we have a big -- AMEN! -- for Sister Sharon?

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin :glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, November 18, 2012 2:05:36 PM

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Slippery just poked me. She claims it was an accident. I was in the midst of a pithy reply when the pithyful Cowboys fumbled to Cleveland which is why my reply to her apology went haywire, honest.

Besides, it was the biggest turn-on I've had in weeks. :)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
WellMadeMale
Posted: Sunday, November 18, 2012 6:26:27 PM

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glad to see the jukebox in here still takes dimes per play...



If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, November 18, 2012 6:33:44 PM

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You done did good, you Maleness.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dani
Posted: Sunday, November 18, 2012 7:01:12 PM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Slippery just poked me. She claims it was an accident. I was in the midst of a pithy reply when the pithyful Cowboys fumbled to Cleveland which is why my reply to her apology went haywire, honest.

Besides, it was the biggest turn-on I've had in weeks. :)

glasses8


Aww, Rump. I'm glad my accidental poke didn't annoy you. I just don't want to be mistaken for one of those folks that pokes everyone all the time. In the future, I'll poke you...and I'll mean it. Thanks for not being annoyed. Your drinks for the rest of the week are on me!occasion5



Baby put your arms around me, tell me I'm a problem...

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, November 19, 2012 5:37:41 AM

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Good morning, Lushland! You won't believe the quality of today's coffee as brewed by Busty. That is, of course, unless you've tried her java in the past. But you survived that experience so give today's batch a try. Besides, what do you have to lose? It's Monday, remember?

All rampant and/or racy Rumplators are encouraged to get their butts in gear and head over to Storiesspace to read my new Micro category (100 words or less) submission, For Whom The Good Tolls.

Hey, it's only 100 words. Couldn't be that painfull, could it?

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dirty_D
Posted: Monday, November 19, 2012 6:01:16 AM

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YEAH! Today is moving day :) Florida here I come(after packing up, worked of course last weekend)

CG those rolls look to good for this bar!

While I'm at it GO BUCKS! Way to beat those badgers, and TY to Kanses and Oregon for so graciously losing >:)

Guest
Posted: Monday, November 19, 2012 4:08:47 PM

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'Mon down but bring yer coat. It never hit 70 today and it's only 58 now and I'm a freezin!
Pass the rolls that Mother Sharon is hording. I seen her licking her fingers that has to be what was making her purr, right?
LadySharon
Posted: Monday, November 19, 2012 4:27:09 PM

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Chef, I only purr for you.
I'm still afflicted with laryngitis, but my voice is starting to come back. I sound like Alan after smoking a pack of smokes and drinking away my sorrows. I have a few new stories on the brain I want to get typed up and posted soon.

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
sugarbabe
Posted: Monday, November 19, 2012 4:41:17 PM

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LadySharon wrote:
Hi, everyone! I've been studying and getting my grades up as far as they can go, and my story writing took a backseat. I've been trying my hand at writing freelance articles for pay, applying at places that need writers and updating my blog with fresh content and utilizing my social media pages a a bit more. I'm also putting together a digital portfolio, hard copy portfolio, and thinking about building a webpage with my content on there for job purposes.

To celebrate the final week of school and getting into Phi Theta Kappa (national honors society for community college students), I have some of my brew for everyone on the house.

I'll be back full-time once the Internet situation at home gets rectified.




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