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Rank: Gingerbread Lover
Joined: 1/6/2012
Posts: 3,295
Location: Trumpton, United Kingdom
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Why? Why why why? What the FUCK is wrong with you?
Fucking LIAR! I know not to believe a fucking word you say next time now, don't I? True colours shining through, and all that bollocks. And who would be the first to bitch if the tables were turned?
I hope you find out how it feels every day of the rest of your life.
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.
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Rank: Penguin Wrangler
Joined: 12/25/2010
Posts: 1,581
Location: Under Your Bed, United States
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Just fuck you! You immature little shit. Gosh you're such a coward. I don't even know what I was thinking...like not a fucking clue. Oh but I see it now all too clearly. I don't even feel sorry for you. You bring it all on yourself. And I don't give a fuck if strawberries are out of season. I'll puree that shit and add it to my lemonade anytime I feel like it...and you'll just have to stay mad about it.
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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Rank: Rookie Scribe
Joined: 8/15/2012
Posts: 5
Location: United States
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Dear Pitt Football, fuck you very much. I'm like freaking Charlie Fucking Brown here, get my hopes up "This time I'm actually going to kick the ball!!!" "This time Pitt is actually going to win an important game and not fuck it all away." What happens? We fucked it all away. Tino you suck giant donkey balls, seriously, you're up by 8 points, 3 minutes left, CATCH THE FUCKING SNAP IT"S NOT GOD DAMN HARD!!!! And seriously, a 33-yard feild goal? You have the nerves of an infant humming bird with a sugar high. Fuck you and you're little dog to. Now have I have a God damn paper to write that could be done by now, if I didn't waste half my day on watching you asshats.
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Rank: Her Royal Spriteness
Joined: 6/18/2010
Posts: 8,488
Location: Oz, United States
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leave me alone. you're not responsible for my mood. sometimes i don't WANT to be cheered up. sometimes i want to sit and brew and let the smoke pour out of my ears and use every swear word i've ever learned and not have anyone bother me. sometimes i want to throw shit and scream and stab Mr Pooh in the face until he bleeds stuffing and sometimes i want you to go away so i can do that and not have to worry about freaking you out cause i goddamn love you so fucking much it HURTS and i scare the fuck out of myself sometimes and so i know i scare the living shit out of you, too.
 Bitches in the Basement on Amazon by our own Dancing Doll
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/23/2011
Posts: 2,165
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Ok, FEMA people. It's time to get off your collective asses and do your fucking job. I really don't give a shit that you had an unusual "weather event" this week; that's what you exist for. So just take a look at my fucking HEC-RAS Printout, and sign the goddam thing. I used the input numbers you fucking gave me, and the program spits out the answers. There is no way in HELL I could change the 100 year floodplain elevation even if I gave a rat's ass what the answer was enough to want to.
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
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Rank: Gingerbread Lover
Joined: 1/6/2012
Posts: 3,295
Location: Trumpton, United Kingdom
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If you crawl any further up your own ass, you'll be vomiting your own head inside out.
Just. Fuck. Off.
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,286
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Fuck you for not listening. We told you to stay away from that stupid cuntsucker you call a friend. and then you got busted with him. that's your fault. quit looking for my pity and sympathy. I told you what not to do, you chose to ignore my advice. I give exactly ZERO fucks about how hard off you are now.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 7/19/2011
Posts: 968
Location: I'm the girl that your father hoped he could date.
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Honest, open-minded and caring? Bullshit. You're a lying, bigoted piece of shit that only looks out for number one. Get the fuck outta my bubble, you judgmental cunt. If I was a violent person, I'd so dearly love to smash your fucking teeth in. With my foot.
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Rank: Corporal Turnip
Joined: 6/7/2012
Posts: 3,149
Location: Canada
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How the fuck could you say that to me! You are supposed to be my friend! You know me and still you say that to me! Go to hell you idiot and keep your bloody opinion to yourself!!! I have supported you in every fucking way I can, and this is what I get in return? Thanks a lot!! You hurt me today!
 http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/doubt.aspx
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/12/2010
Posts: 377
Location: On my cloud, United Kingdom
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How can buying lingerie be so fucking complicated? It's an absolute joke! I do my measurements and your website tells me I'm a 30AA - seriously!? In shock I check the M&S site, I'm wearing one of theirs now and they tell me that I should be wearing a 34AA! What the fuck! I'm wearing a 32DD!! GGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
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Rank: Story Lover
Joined: 7/22/2011
Posts: 2,633
Location: Fantasy City, United States
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A text? You damn idiot. How do you get the nerve sending me a text at 3 in the fucking morning saying that I broke up your marriage?! You're seriously out of your mind. I did nothing! If you can't handle the lifestyle, get the fuck out of it. SMH at weak ass people thinking they can save their damn marriage by swinging.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 7/19/2011
Posts: 968
Location: I'm the girl that your father hoped he could date.
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Too much time on my hands and probably too much wine has got me all fucking melancholy and thinking about the "good ole days" and how my life feels like it's in shambles now. Fucking asshole. If I could go back to that one definitive moment, that one pivotal point in my life and change it, I would string you up by your balls and hoped you'd bleed out. You cocksucking piece of shit. I hope you rot. I never cussed so much in my life before I met you and I could never understand why people did it, but fuck you. I feel better after saying every fucking swear word I can think of to describe your miniscule genitalia and your pea-sized brain. I fucking hate you and what I let you do to me and my life. I wish nothing but rage and pain and that you die a long, slow lingering death. Painful, too. I hope you can't even complain, cause that's all you ever did. Oh woe is me. You fucking pansy. You had a hangnail and the world was ending. You broke my jaw. But I had to shut up cause you didn't want to be reminded that you were a wife beating useless cocksucker that took out your aggression on my face cause "I looked at you funny". I looked at you funny cause I couldn't understand how so much stupidity came out of your mouth and how you could still manage to remember to take a breath. Some shit is supposed to be hardwired into you, like breathing and blinking. But honestly, I often wondered why it was you lived. You were so fucking dumb you had to remember your left from right by how you put your fucking socks on in the morning. What the fuck was I thinking? It wasn't for your towering intellect, that's for sure. Or your sack skills. I must've fallen for your endless babble of bullshit. Fuck, I drank too much back then. I could've done so much better. Now all I need for you to do is spontaneously combust the next time you tell a lie, which should happen in about 30 seconds, then I can have closure and write your sorry, pathetic ass out of my life.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/15/2012
Posts: 140
Location: Been All Around The World :), Japan
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why why why? dont fraking call me today and say how great...i dont need to hear it i already know it...he needs to be honored well what the frak couldnt you have done it while he was here. seriously you fucktards...dont call from every damn continent, every deployment...i know he was special...didnt you get this out of your system months ago? no you have to open a wound for me that is barely healing. thanks alots you dumb ass that ask if i have gone to the doctor to make sure im alright..like i need that stress and pressure. oh lets worry My Sir and say ok i could have it too? ya...not going there. why did you have to go? i wasnt ready...i married that man you knew of....he takes me by the hand in the crowds so your little 5ft munchkin doesnt get lost....i miss you and i didnt need these people's calls to remind me. i think of you everyday, not just a holiday like them :(
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,603
Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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Fuck off, you trolling bastard. I give everyone the benefit of the doubt, but there's only so far that can stretch. You're a fucking troll and nobody likes you, just fuck the fuck off. Darken some other corner of the internet, preferably where you'll be treated with the disdain that you deserve. Arsehole.
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Rank: Penguin Wrangler
Joined: 12/25/2010
Posts: 1,581
Location: Under Your Bed, United States
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Bleh. I can't handle my shit and pick up YOUR fucking slack. I've covered for you enough. I have my own shit, and you have yours. I can only smile and say "sure" so many times. And I've done my share of your work. It's time you do your own. The first fucking time I actually tell you no, and you get all pissy. Well boo-fucking-hoo. I have tons of shit to do, but you'd never know it because I don't make a huge deal of it. I could have easily whined and told you I had 60 fucking lab reports to grade...with another 30 coming in the next couple of days. I didn't even mention this 20-page paper I'm working on. I even offered to fucking help you and guide you if that's what you wanted. But no. That wasn't good enough. If I wasn't doing it for you, then you weren't hearing it. Well fuck you and your deadline. You had all fucking semester to get your shit together. So fuck you. And your Thanksgiving. And your sister's baby shower. Bitch. And FYI, when I say no, I mean it. It doesn't mean ask me again later. It doesn't mean wait until I handle my shit. It means fucking NO...as in NOT EVER...as in DO IT YOURSELF! I hope you fail. Shit...actually I don't. But seriously though, fuck you.
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/4/2010
Posts: 5,588
Location: Alabama, United States
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Me: Hello, how are you today? Customer: Oil Change Grrrr, I didn't fucking ask you that. I'm greeting you pleasantly as you come into my business and I'm appreciative for your patronage. I get that response dozens of times a day, whenever someone actually responds to the greeting I'm shocked. We'll get to the fact that you want an oil change, but when someone says "Hello"... fucking say Hello back. Fucking fuck
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
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Rank: Angel Princess of Passion
Joined: 10/29/2011
Posts: 3,351
Location: Dancing on the Beach under the Moonlight
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Ha ha...Life is such a devious deal... will you be mine or will I kneel? Never will I kneel for we are equal..you and I Kiss me darling and together we will fly High and above all those below..  I have no rage...only Love Passion that calls, beckons your name Come to me Mi Amor... All is forgiven, I adore you...
Laugh, Learn and Most of all Love...My Way of Life...
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Rank: Her Royal Spriteness
Joined: 6/18/2010
Posts: 8,488
Location: Oz, United States
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if drinking turns you into a douchebag, then you probably shouldn't drink. if you're a douchebag when sober, than you probably shouldn't go to bars to try to pick up on chicks. if you're going to try to pick up on chicks, you should probably NOT try to pick up on lesbians when they are with their girlfriends. and, if you're going to use a line like 'you're pretty enough to rape' after you get your ass REJECTED you probably shouldn't be surprised when the cute little blonde girl beats the living shit out of you. even your friends were laughing at you, and you dumb fuck, if you weren't such an asshole, maybe the roomful of witnesses wouldn't have told the cops you'd started it, you dumb fuck. what kind of stupid waste of DNA are you, that you would say shit like that, anyways, and think it was FUNNY? maybe, next time, you'll think twice. stupid fucking cocksucker. and next time you'll remember that it doesn't matter how small a girl is, if properly motivated she can FUCK YOU UP.
Bitches in the Basement on Amazon by our own Dancing Doll
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,286
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WHAT THE FUCK!
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,286
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/defence/9685293/Sergeant-Danny-Nightingale-the-making-of-an-SAS-hero.htmlThis makes me fume. Danny and I were childhood friends, our families have always been close and to see what they are now going through makes me want to hit someone. Danny has been let down by the country he has served for 17 years , this is a travesty of justice. He should not have to serve a jail sentence. He is a hero. What justice system is dumb enough to jail a hero and free Qatada. Mr Cameron needs to grow a pair, step in and put these two matters right. After all, all he has to do is to talk for a living, not lay his life on the line daily, as the brave soldiers who serve do.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 7/19/2011
Posts: 968
Location: I'm the girl that your father hoped he could date.
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You're such a douche! It's gotta be hereditary cause your whole fucking family is a bunch of fucking whackjobs. I deserve a medal for putting up with all you fucking psychos. And while sober. And unmedicated. I should be given a trophy and a plaque and a pony. Cause seriously, this shit is NOT fucking normal. You people could have a whole wing in the psych ward named after you fucking weirdos. And y'all got the nerve to say I'M WEIRD! Well la-dee-fucking-da... no shit. It's how I cope with you bunch. I keep hoping if I act odd enough you'll leave me the fuck alone and not ask stupid and redundant questions! Your Uncle is lucky I don't jam his false teeth up his ass. IDGAF if he's 90yrs old... His hand was trying to get under my fucking shirt. I swear, Santa better be bringing me a fucking pony this year for being so good. Or something equally grand, or I'm shooting the fat bastard out of his sleigh.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/10/2012
Posts: 481
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Don't say you appreciate it, and don't respond "with all due respect." Just say thank you or put your tail betwixt your legs, and move on.
I don't want to fuck you, so don't mind fuck me.
"The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible." --Wilde
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Rank: Angel Princess of Passion
Joined: 10/29/2011
Posts: 3,351
Location: Dancing on the Beach under the Moonlight
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I miss you yet such is life
You return once again
We cannot be apart
You exhale, I inhale
I take, you give
We are as one
Even if we do not
Wish it to be
No rage
Just love
Come Mi amor
Shiver and shake
You and I
Are so much more....
Laugh, Learn and Most of all Love...My Way of Life...
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/12/2010
Posts: 377
Location: On my cloud, United Kingdom
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Dear body, Why did you have to choose now to be ill? Your timing sucks! All I want is to have a nice few days in London, but you have to have a cold and get lightheaded whenever I do something like walk up and down stairs. Lugging a suitcase around is going to be fun, nevermind anything else! I hate you!
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Rank: Corporal Turnip
Joined: 6/7/2012
Posts: 3,149
Location: Canada
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Why is it that you are allowed to say the most hurtful things when we are arguing and really twist the knife and make me feel like shit. Then once you have calmed down you can come an apologize and I am supposed to pretend nothing happened. When are you going to get it into your thick skull, that once you have said it, it is out there, you cant just take it back because you did not mean it. Why cant you just THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK.... Oh yes right, you think I should just learn to deal with it and understand that you do this when you are mad. But when are you going to understand the more times you keep doing this, the further away you are pushing me! You have a long fucking list of the things I do wrong and where I need to change, but you are not WILLING to change any yourself! ASSHAT!!!
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/doubt.aspx
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Rank: Corporal Turnip
Joined: 6/7/2012
Posts: 3,149
Location: Canada
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/27/2010
Posts: 907
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I keep being told I'm 'sweet' when the image I really want to get out there is of a 'man-eating seductress!' Drat and double drat!!  Hehehe
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 2/4/2011
Posts: 251
Location: london
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swollen wrote:I keep being told I'm 'sweet' when the image I really want to get out there is of a 'man-eating seductress!' Drat and double drat!! Hehehe Awww that just so sweet!
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Rank: Corporal Turnip
Joined: 6/7/2012
Posts: 3,149
Location: Canada
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 2/10/2012
Posts: 1,929
Location: Vancouver, Canada
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Removing useless people and things from my life - in real life and online. Fuck you! Delete
a story that is lots of fun .... Ben's fun!! Good Morning, My CumSlut (oral sex)
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