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LadySharon
Posted: Monday, November 19, 2012 4:45:13 PM

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Thank you, sugarbabe. I really appreciate that.

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, November 19, 2012 4:54:27 PM

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Another mega-congrats for our Lady Sharon! Being accepted into a national honor society looks VERY good on the old resume'. Keep on keepoing, girl.

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LadySharon
Posted: Monday, November 19, 2012 4:55:42 PM

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Rump, I have a pic of my from the induction ceremony I participated in. I'll post it in an album on here for you to look at and drool over.

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Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
sugarbabe
Posted: Monday, November 19, 2012 4:56:10 PM

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Sharon. Found your glass. Scooter asked me to see if I could send it to you
I couldn't copy it either...hope you can

LadySharon wrote:
Hi, everyone! I've been studying and getting my grades up as far as they can go, and my story writing took a backseat. I've been trying my hand at writing freelance articles for pay, applying at places that need writers and updating my blog with fresh content and utilizing my social media pages a a bit more. I'm also putting together a digital portfolio, hard copy portfolio, and thinking about building a webpage with my content on there for job purposes.

To celebrate the final week of school and getting into Phi Theta Kappa (national honors society for community college students), I have some of my brew for everyone on the house.

I'll be back full-time once the Internet situation at home gets rectified.




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sugarbabe
Posted: Monday, November 19, 2012 5:07:25 PM

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Here's your beer Sharon...scooter wanted to see if I could return it to you but I could not copy it either.

LadySharon wrote:
Hi, everyone! I've been studying and getting my grades up as far as they can go, and my story writing took a backseat. I've been trying my hand at writing freelance articles for pay, applying at places that need writers and updating my blog with fresh content and utilizing my social media pages a a bit more. I'm also putting together a digital portfolio, hard copy portfolio, and thinking about building a webpage with my content on there for job purposes.

To celebrate the final week of school and getting into Phi Theta Kappa (national honors society for community college students), I have some of my brew for everyone on the house.

I'll be back full-time once the Internet situation at home gets rectified.




sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


LadySharon
Posted: Monday, November 19, 2012 5:07:36 PM

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I was able to copy it, sugarbabe.

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
sugarbabe
Posted: Monday, November 19, 2012 5:17:54 PM

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Sorry so many. It's the damn phone
Still trying to learn to use it.

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, November 19, 2012 8:10:42 PM

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
Strange things occur to me. For instance, there's a song lyric by Carol King that perfectly describes the feeling you have when walking into a room filled with big-shots and/or rich relatives only to discover someone has cut a fart that would bring a musk ox to its knees.

"Something inside has died and I can't hide and I just can't fake it."

Yeah, I know, I'm more than a few bricks short of a load.

Sharon, when you do post that pix, I want a full, detailed, and EXPLICIT description. Granted an extended 'Female Anatomy by Braille' session would be more fun, but for now, the description will do. :)

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

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FROM:
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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, November 20, 2012 9:17:07 AM

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Oh, yeah, almost forgot:

Happy Titty Tuesday!

Busty's put on yet another stale pot of coffee to celebrate.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, November 21, 2012 7:48:53 AM

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Greetings, and a happy Thanksgiving Day eve to all who toil after porn perfection.

I'll be in and out for the rest of the week. Whether I'm here or not, come on in, take a load off, have a drink, tell a dirty joke or two, post a few photos of a risque nature and rest up for watching all those football games. :)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
scooter
Posted: Wednesday, November 21, 2012 7:54:28 AM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Oh, yeah, almost forgot:

Happy Titty Tuesday!

Busty's put on yet another stale pot of coffee to celebrate.

glasses8


Damned, I missed; yet another stale pot of coffee, and Tittie Tuesdaycrybaby
I wanna declare, Well Endowed Wednesday, the official day before Thanksgiving



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Dani
Posted: Wednesday, November 21, 2012 8:00:00 AM

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I missed ANOTHER Titty Tuesday?!?! Say it ain't so....just say it ain't so!!crybaby



Baby put your arms around me, tell me I'm a problem...

Mazza
Posted: Wednesday, November 21, 2012 8:36:03 AM

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I think this fits titty Tuesday and well-endowed Wednesday AND Thanksgiving!!!



(I've kind of lost my appetite from looking at it though...)

dontknow
CurlyGirly
Posted: Wednesday, November 21, 2012 11:14:27 AM

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Sorry I haven't been around too much. I've been baking up a storm. Although after the pic Mazz posted, I think I'll skip the turkey and stick with dessert.





It won a potato. Aren't you intrigued?



Guest
Posted: Wednesday, November 21, 2012 4:31:38 PM

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Have a good time Rump and don't eat too much punkin pie.
I love it when Miss Sharon purrrrs for me. When my cats purr I get sleepy. When Miss Sharon purrs I get hor... never mind.

I will be eating a frozen dinner tomorrow and then helping at the local homeless shelter after dropping off some food at the humane society. But next week my husband is back in town so we'll be doing Thanksgiving with all the trimmings then.
Hope everyone has a safe holiday.
WellMadeMale
Posted: Wednesday, November 21, 2012 9:33:24 PM

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If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
Mazza
Posted: Thursday, November 22, 2012 4:11:36 AM

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Happy thanksgiving to all y'all

We don't do that over here....

I fly out to Benidorm tomorrow morning at an ungodly hour for a hen weekend.... My sister's getting married and fifteen or so of us gals are heading to Spain to celebrate it...

It's going to be... interesting...
DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, November 22, 2012 3:02:31 PM

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Good Afternoon Lush People...and a very Happy Thanksgiving to all you lushes of Lush...

I was told it is a tradition to have lots of turkey on Thanksgiving, and who am I to argue with tradition? So...pass that bottle of Wild Turkey this way and lets get to celebrating the holiday the right way...



Hope all is well in this part of the world, wherever that may be...
Cheers,
Alan.
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Guest
Posted: Thursday, November 22, 2012 4:57:35 PM

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Happy Thanksgiving to you too Alan.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, November 22, 2012 5:51:53 PM

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About the only 'bird' you'll get to drink around here is, Old Crow. Just FYI, I'm saving the, Famous Grouse, single-malt sctotch for a few (as in, very) regular patrons. ;)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
JamieW
Posted: Thursday, November 22, 2012 6:04:56 PM

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Mazza
Posted: Thursday, November 22, 2012 6:13:37 PM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
About the only 'bird' you'll get to drink around here is, Old Crow. Just FYI, I'm saving the, Famous Grouse, single-malt sctotch for a few (as in, very) regular patrons. ;)

glasses8


Is Grouse expensive over there? It's a very cheap whisky here...
Poppet
Posted: Thursday, November 22, 2012 6:15:45 PM

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Okay my first two part story. It's about a student teacher relationship. It's already getting great reviews. Please let me know what you think!!!

A Secret Need - Part One

A Secret Need - Part Two


Poppet
Posted: Thursday, November 22, 2012 6:25:11 PM

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Okay I'm posting this for JamieW because he is having issues doing this for him self. If he figures it out after that's great..

He has written a story a while back and just wrote the second part about a week ago.. He wants to get his stories out there. I've read them, they're great!

My Princess Goes Away

My Princess Goes Away - Part Two


JamieW
Posted: Thursday, November 22, 2012 6:27:37 PM

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Thank you! This is all stupidness ^> not my fault really......
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, November 23, 2012 5:49:03 AM

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Morning, lusters after the Lush life. While anyday in Lushland is a good one, America's retailers are mumbling: TGIBF (Thank God It's Black Friday).

Which brings up the subject of Lush shopping. Does Lush have a shopping link? No doubt the world is waiting to sip Busty's 'coffee' from mugs with 'Lusty Lusher' printed on the side while wearing a t-shirt with something along similar lines such as, I lust for the Lush life.

JW, welcome to this scene of old-fashioned culture, charm, and depravity.

Yours for turkey sandwiches,

glasses8, .

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
scooter
Posted: Friday, November 23, 2012 8:00:12 AM

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Mazza wrote:
I think this fits titty Tuesday and well-endowed Wednesday AND Thanksgiving!!!



(I've kind of lost my appetite from looking at it though...)

dontknow


Nice mazza,,
So that's what a Scottish Turkey looks like huh? I always was a breast man, when it comes to fowl.
From the looks of the mug on that bird, I'm betting she taste like chicken!

Good (I'm not even going to say it; "Black") Friday to all.
If we all go an shop till we drop like the Walton's and the rest of the retailers expect,
We'll surely be in the red

Here on the north coast, the weather was perfect for yet another deep fried turkey.
chef, one day you should really bite the bullet and try a deep fried bird. That actually goes for everybody.
Just be happy your grocery getter doesn't run on peanut oil at approximately $12.00 a gallon.
The retailers sure have enjoyed this ride. I used to be able to get 5 gallons of the stuff for mere peanutsNutbag

Sure Rump, I'll have a couple turkey sandwiches

Regaeman Man
scooter
Posted: Saturday, November 24, 2012 4:35:45 AM

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Good morning Rumpsters and lushers alike,

Hello, anybody here.. here.. here.. here..
Mazza
Posted: Saturday, November 24, 2012 5:34:32 AM

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Morning all...
I'm sitting in the sunshine on the hotel balcony, drinking lots and lots of water (too many whiskies last night... )

Just about lunch time here and I've not even had a coffee yet...
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, November 24, 2012 8:31:24 AM

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Mazza, you ain't being very nice, you know? Sitting in the Spanish sun, gently recovering from your latest binge while here in the States, we're just coming out of Carbo-coma from Thanksgiving while still reeling from financial trauma from Black Friday shopping. Oh, woe is us.

At least we have, 'Rumplation's Revenge' (equal parts coffee, hot chocolate, and brandy served in large containers) to ease our pain.

glasses8 ;)

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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