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"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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OMG!! That's too funny!
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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funny
"I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." from Dead Poets Society
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*giggle fit* penis nose *choking on giggles*
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thats funny I like it
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atishoo! 
 If you could, would you? Satan 
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What did I just read..........................................?
Teased and Tormented -My very first story and competition entry is now up!
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My god... *laughing*
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Is that going to be the next big sexual perversion? Bored of Vaginal, Oral and Anal? Now it's time for Nasal!
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Reminded me of this old joke:
A lady goes to the doctor.
"I'm so embarassed doctor, I really need your help to save my marriage"
"What's the problem"
"It's sex, I just find it too painful. My husband is very demanding, I'm afraid that sooner or later he'll leave me for another women that can satisfy him"
"Have you tried masturbating"
"Yes, but it makes my wrist ache"
"Have you tried oral sex"?
"Uh-huh, that makes me choke"
"Have you tied anal sex"?
"Yep, it really gives me the runs"
"Well, have you tried nasal sex"?
"What, up the bogey hole"?
"Yes, try it, it could be the answer to your problem"
1 week later she comes back
"Nocnor, can noo get pnegnant from nasal snex"
"Of course not"
SSSNNNIIIIFFFF
"Thank fuck for that"!
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MORPHUS99 wrote:Reminded me of this old joke:
A lady goes to the doctor.
"I'm so embarassed doctor, I really need your help to save my marriage"
"What's the problem"
"It's sex, I just find it too painful. My husband is very demanding, I'm afraid that sooner or later he'll leave me for another women that can satisfy him"
"Have you tried masturbating"
"Yes, but it makes my wrist ache"
"Have you tried oral sex"?
"Uh-huh, that makes me choke"
"Have you tied anal sex"?
"Yep, it really gives me the runs"
"Well, have you tried nasal sex"?
"What, up the bogey hole"?
"Yes, try it, it could be the answer to your problem"
1 week later she comes back
"Nocnor, can noo get pnegnant from nasal snex"
"Of course not"
SSSNNNIIIIFFFF
"Thank fuck for that"! 
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I guess that explains the head ache you usually have when having a cold. Also all those havint STD's that definetely didn't cheat on their partner and got it from a toilet seat. The new thing will be "The two dicked ghost gave it to me while I slept!"
An entry for the humour competition! I has it!
Now you can read stuff that's like.. all funny and hillarious and amusing!Choking the Blue Snake!!
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