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Ha, sorry about that!! I've just woken from a short siesta... Damn I like this siesta idea!! Back out tonight for round two... Hen weekends, lol
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RumpleForeskin wrote:Morning, lusters after the Lush life. While anyday in Lushland is a good one, America's retailers are mumbling: TGIBF (Thank God It's Black Friday). Which brings up the subject of Lush shopping. Does Lush have a shopping link? No doubt the world is waiting to sip Busty's 'coffee' from mugs with 'Lusty Lusher' printed on the side while wearing a t-shirt with something along similar lines such as, I lust for the Lush life.JW, welcome to this scene of old-fashioned culture, charm, and depravity. Yours for turkey sandwiches,  , . I'd buy Lush stuff!
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Jinxy, welcome to Rumplations. You are obviously a discerning shopper. We're out of mugs and t-shirts at the moment, but there's plenty of cheap booze and hot pistachio nuts to fill the void. Just one warning (others may follow) do not try to grab a gree handful of nuts from the hot nut dispenser. Terrance the Tarantula likes to sleep in there and can be grumpy if woken in the wrong way. For info on the right way, check with Chef.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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RumpleForeskin wrote:Jinxy, welcome to Rumplations. You are obviously a discerning shopper. We're out of mugs and t-shirts at the moment, but there's plenty of cheap booze and hot pistachio nuts to fill the void. Just one warning (others may follow) do not try to grab a gree handful of nuts from the hot nut dispenser. Terrance the Tarantula likes to sleep in there and can be grumpy if woken in the wrong way. For info on the right way, check with Chef. Thanks Rump. I saw the name and thought it was catchy. Swung in and now I get nuts and booze. How can I go wrong? I'll be careful Terrance if anything I'll bring him a little snack to nom on as I grab some nuts for me. We'll be fast friends. Thanks for the welcome. ;) ~Goes off to skinny dip with the others.~
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Oh, dearly beloved, in the words of the great Islamic psalmist, "Morning, has broken...,." Of course, for many around here that's a bit like the breaking of a cheap condom...makes a body wonder what's next and to feel somewhat wary. But ye of the First Church of the Burning Bush andj Discount House of Lickers should neither worry or be wary, for their shall be a piece in the valley for all believers who come here, so to speak. Can I have a big, Amen? The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Ramen Rump!
How goes it in the house of holy? Or should that be holey?
Been spending my time cleaning and shopping. Having our Thanksgiving this coming Wednesday since the Lord of the Manor lands on Tuesday. Ya do what ya have ta do, as the old saying goes.
Supposed to start warming up here in the sunny South and I couldn't be happier. 78 and sunny! I'm tired of the sweat pants and shirts. Almost going to be warm enough to break out the daisy dukes. Speaking of hillbillies, Larry J.R. Hagman died. One too many livers to destroy perhaps?
TTFN, need to clean something.
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Morning, Rumplators. Hope you came through Thanksgiving, Black Friday, Small Business Saturday, the Saints losing on Sunday, and now Cyber Monday more or less intact. Me, I'm just biding my time waiting for Titty Tuesday. Busty's coffee has an odd smell this morning, which is a real improvement, IMHO. You might want to try some of the nimt Danish. Not sure if they're really nimt but they do have a definite green tinge to them. Anyway, Beaver Breath Brandy is available, PRN. (PRN: nurse jargon for, as needed). I've posted, 'More Than Just A Kiss?', another of my 'no sex' sagas over on StoriesSpace.com. It's sort of semi-autobiographical so avoidance is probably in order.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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I like your stories. Read, scored and commented.
My FIL was on campus on that day at Kent State. And two of my uncles had done time in country. One in the Army and one as a Marine. Odd isn't it? How small the world really is and how we all touch each other without even knowing it.
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Chef, Yep. What's the old deal about three degrees of seperation or some such? BTW, is everything ship-shape for the Marine landing? ps: Thanks for the RSC.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Yeppers. Almost there. Have a 6 pack of his favorite beer and a good single malt scotch in a holding pattern. Just broke up the bread for the dressing and have a relish tray ready for munchies. The landing happens at 7:30 tomorrow night.
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ATTENTION: all Rumplators Beginning tomorrow around sundown, communications with the Chef-unit will be, at best, on a very spasmodic bases until further notice. ;)
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Morning, y'all. It's Titty Tuesday. Flash 'em if you got 'em, lust for 'em if you don't. To celebrate, we have: Busty's unique take on coffee, Beaver Breath Brandy to ease the shock of said coffee, hot chocolate, plus hot water with a virtual plethora of tea bags. As a special surprise, we have some vintage, you might even say, historic C-Ration fruit cake recently uncovered from the trash dump of a long-abandoned, Korean War era National Guard camp. Combine that with some of Busty's coffee for a culinary experience you won't soon forget...try as you might.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Ladies and gentlemen, I come bearing gifts... 
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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I'm with Dani... 
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Morning, to the mighty and the miniscule for all are equal in Rumplations, the garden spot of Lushland, sort of. Friends, patrons, sentient life forms, and, of course, Coma and Tose, as we gather together (in the case of C & T, that's just a figure of speech, honest), with nugs full of Busty's brew in one hand, air sickness bags in the other, let me say that on this here 'Hump Day' what we need is an encouraging word or two to help us get on towards the weekend. Feel free to post anything encouraging such as: your philosophy of life, photos of you are someone else nekkid, profound thoughts, tasteless jokes, words of wisdom, ribald rumanations or raunchy music videos. Just try to make 'em encouraging.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Darn, it's Hump Day and I haven't humped so much as a pillow. Pass me a drink. Scotch. Neat, if you please.
Cathy discovers her husband's secret and reawakens old passions His Secret, Her New PassionA business trip becomes a voyage of exploration for two men A New SideNew Lush Stories from Seeker4
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I was left alone for to long and got bored. This is what happens when I'm left alone for to long! D: 
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Hump Day, is it? Am I doing it right? 
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Morning to all Rumplators, whether they be raunchy or randy or, even better, both. Think I've found the perfect ratio for Busty's coffee to Beaver Breath Brandy. Some more field testing may be needed, but for now a 1 - 4 combination seems about right. That is, of course, one part coffee to four parts brandy. Just thought you'd like to know. The Case of the Missing Post: Left a pithy post late yesterday giving it as my opinion that Seeker, Poppet and Slippery were not exactly wrapped right Alas, it apparently got hi-jacked somewhere along the great information highway. What a loss. ;)
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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-- In, The More Things Change the More They Stay the Same Dept.-- Lohan is arrested at a Manhattan nightclub after an alleged fight early Thursday Los Angeles (CNN) -- Lindsay Lohan faces new criminal charges in California, filed just hours after the actress was arrested in New York in connection with an alleged early morning fight at a nightclub. Lohan's latest legal troubles could send her back to jail because she is on probation for a necklace theft conviction. Lohan's convoluted path through the criminal courts system and her struggle with drugs and alcohol has taken her to court 19 times and to five rehab facilities for a total of 250 days since January 2007. Lohan, 26, was arrested at a Manhattan nightclub after an alleged fight about 4 a.m. Thursday, the New York Police Department said.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Morning and TGIF greetings to all lusty Lushers. Mucho thanko to Scooter for braving the treacherous trek to StoriesSpace, then hunting up my latest post over there, 'More Than Just A Kiss?' and leaving a very kind comment. I'd toast him with a mug of Busty's coffee but since Scooter is, somewhere deep, deep inside, really a good guy, not to mention a Rumplations irregular, I'll save that toast for the Beaver Breath Brandy.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Well, it's Friday folks! Thank the fuck.. What a long week. Not that I have much going on this weekend for me. I'm thinking of going to see a movie. Maybe busting out a new story. I'm not sure yet.
Anyone else have plans for this chilly weekend? I did some Christmas shopping today for my nieces. It's impossible to buy for a 10 year old who has everything and expects the newer and better stuff then last year. Though she loves when she and I go to a movie and dinner just the two of us for her birthday so? Eh, we'll see. Her sister was easier. She's a year old. I got her a babydoll and for some reason got really attached to this squeaky dog toy. So she got that.. o.0 Don't ask me. I'm gonna get her an outfit closer to Christmas since she grows so much.
I'm not sure what to get my mum. She's so damn picky. She says not but she really is. **Sighs** The stress of Christmas shopping. Bah hum bug.
What is everyone else getting their family and friends?! 
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Poppet, get with the program, lady. It's not a question of what to give others, but what those others will give to you. ;) Read about an interesting drink: Equal parts, orange juice, club soda and rum. IMHO, it deserves a test drive. Anyone care to join me?
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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TGIS (thank god it's saturday) to E (everybody), Sure Rumpster, I'll join you in an OJ,CSandR, assuming this rather healthy sounding drink is still in the test drive stage and OTH (on the house) Thanks for the kind words Mr Fourskin. The journey to SP (stories space) was worth every penny. Lisa and the rest of the blue folks over there are wonderful people. Many of the same friends that you'll find here. Poppet, You sure are a great aunt. Keep those nieces well. Someday maybe they will grow to be fine writers such as yourself  That also goes for CC (CurlyGirly) as well. Well, the temperature is right for yet another day out in the trenches. The best part is; our favorite course is now closed. Therefore, we play golf for free today!
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Going to get "the tree" today, so feel like I should be drinking hot chocolate. It's supposed to be 56 and rainy. Definitely NOT a winter wonderland.
If you haven't, you should read this award-winning story. Fine, fine, I only won a potato, but I'm sure you won't be able to peel your eyes away from it.
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Greetings fellow Lushers. Best of luck on the links, Scooter. Me, I've got some big time college football games to follow. Your drink will be ready when you return. CG, you might try a Rumpolations Special: equal parts hot chocolate, coffee and brandy. It's lip smacking good even if you use Busty's coffee. Afterward, you and Scooter might want to try the new Rumpled Orange Special: equal parts OJ, club soda, and rum.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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RumpleForeskin wrote:Greetings fellow Lushers. Best of luck on the links, Scooter. Me, I've got some big time college football games to follow. Your drink will be ready when you return. CG, you might try a Rumpolations Special: equal parts hot chocolate, coffee and brandy. It's lip smacking good even if you use Busty's coffee. Afterward, you and Scooter might want to try the new Rumpled Orange Special: equal parts OJ, club soda, and rum. Make mine a double, please!! Back from the great Christmas tree adventure of 2012. Had them tie my tree to the top of my truck and thought to myself. "Hmmm, they don't seem to know what they're doing. I should keep an eye on the tree in my back window." Less than a mile down the road, I notice that most of the back window is now obscured by Christmas tree. *sigh* Pull over and just the top one foot is hanging on by the rope. I am on the side of the road now wrestling the Christmas tree INTO my truck, because I have nothing to cut the rope and retie it. On the upside, I did it, my truck now smells like those little evergreen air fresheners, and I smell like eau de Blue Spruce. Little full...lotta sap...looks great... *slams down glass* Another, please. 
If you haven't, you should read this award-winning story. Fine, fine, I only won a potato, but I'm sure you won't be able to peel your eyes away from it.
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CurlyGirly wrote:Make mine a double, please!! Back from the great Christmas tree adventure of 2012. Had them tie my tree to the top of my truck and thought to myself. "Hmmm, they don't seem to know what they're doing. I should keep an eye on the tree in my back window." Less than a mile down the road, I notice that most of the back window is now obscured by Christmas tree. *sigh* Pull over and just the top one foot is hanging on by the rope. I am on the side of the road now wrestling the Christmas tree INTO my truck, because I have nothing to cut the rope and retie it. On the upside, I did it, my truck now smells like those little evergreen air fresheners, and I smell like eau de Blue Spruce. Little full...lotta sap...looks great... *slams down glass* Another, please. Totally got visuals of that CG! You know, you could turn that into a nice wee Lush story ;) Nice AV by the way hahahahah My house is FREEZING.... Got anything to warm the cockles?? 
Sit back, kick off your shoes and grab your drink. Let me read you a story... Stanley Gets A Heart On...I love it when we hang out together, we should do this more often...
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Maz, the Rumplations Relaxer is just what you need. It's equal parts hot chocolate, coffee and brandy. It'll ease most any pain. CG, I'm sooooo glad that was you and not me wrestling that tree. :)
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Mazza wrote:Totally got visuals of that CG! You know, you could turn that into a nice wee Lush story ;) Nice AV by the way hahahahah My house is FREEZING.... Got anything to warm the cockles?? You mean like some hunky guy pulls over to help me, and we end up having hot, sweaty, sappy tree sex against my car.  Yeah, that so is NOT my reality.  P.S. You said cockles!! 
If you haven't, you should read this award-winning story. Fine, fine, I only won a potato, but I'm sure you won't be able to peel your eyes away from it.
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