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Marc_Mozz
Posted: Monday, November 12, 2012 6:11:16 AM

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If you were going to be picked up by a random guy, what is the best way that guy would go about accomplishing that?
xxLouisexx
Posted: Wednesday, November 28, 2012 11:52:06 PM

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by being a gentlemen, funny, and flirty .. and looking presentable.
I'm not saying you should look ridiculously nice , but just clean and sober will do :)
Nikki703
Posted: Thursday, November 29, 2012 8:26:19 AM

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A Ferrari might help!! Would be a nice way to be picked up and driven home, LOL!!

Just be sincere, funny, honest and respectful!! Dont come on too strong and above all dont tell me how great you are!!
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Posted: Thursday, November 29, 2012 8:45:00 AM

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I'm not into random hook ups, however, if I was going to home with a guy, I'd want him to be funny, charming, polite, into me and sexy... The conversation would not be too one-sided with compliments going back and forth, smiles, laughter, touching, flirting...

You know, the usual stuff, I guess

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Posted: Thursday, November 29, 2012 9:07:50 AM

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Marc_Mozz wrote:
If you were going to be picked up by a random guy, what is the best way that guy would go about accomplishing that?


A random guy? It pretty much boils down to how hot he is, how horny I am, confidence in approach and little cues that would lead me to believe he'd be good in bed. Being drunk would help too.

Random one-night stands have never really been my thing... *except while on vacation* or in certain situations where there's an exception to the rule. Going out to a bar, getting wasted and heading home with some random guy just to get laid, though? Nah.


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Nikki703
Posted: Thursday, November 29, 2012 12:59:04 PM

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Marc_Mozz wrote:
If you were going to be picked up by a random guy, what is the best way that guy would go about accomplishing that?


Oops!! I didnt read the entire post, just the title. I responded thinking he meant if I met a guy that I felt was nice and we hit it off.

I never go out looking to get picked up by a random guy!! Even a Ferrari won't help there, LOL!!
CurlyGirly
Posted: Thursday, November 29, 2012 1:28:36 PM

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Nikki703 wrote:


Oops!! I didnt read the entire post, just the title. I responded thinking he meant if I met a guy that I felt was nice and we hit it off.

I never go out looking to get picked up by a random guy!! Even a Ferrari won't help there, LOL!!



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To the OP: I've never had a random hookup, so I guess the "best way" hasn't happened yet. evil4 If it were to happen, I think it might involve a foreign accent, and I don't mean southern or some crap like that. evil5



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LadyX
Posted: Thursday, November 29, 2012 1:31:29 PM

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Before I was married....


If "random guy" had a Ferarri, I was at least listening. LOL
HotWifeToni1
Posted: Thursday, November 29, 2012 3:26:13 PM

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Posted: Thursday, November 29, 2012 4:53:30 PM

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Dancing_Doll wrote:


Random one-night stands have never really been my thing... *except while on vacation*


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Posted: Thursday, November 29, 2012 6:36:14 PM

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I don't do random hook ups.. I guess I'm boring.. -.-

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Posted: Thursday, November 29, 2012 11:23:34 PM

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SexySophie
Posted: Friday, November 30, 2012 1:17:56 AM

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Don't like to be 'picked up' (shocking term) by anyone. If the look of a guy turns me on or attracts my attention I'll give him subtle female hints indicating my possible interest in him. Smiles, sexy gestures usually ensure I'm chatting to the guy within half an hour. It may come to nothing as I speak to him and evaluate his sexual worth.

On the other hand I could be having sex with him in my bed before the bar has even closed for the night.
Marc_Mozz
Posted: Thursday, December 13, 2012 11:49:42 AM

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Nikki703 wrote:


Oops!! I didnt read the entire post, just the title. I responded thinking he meant if I met a guy that I felt was nice and we hit it off.

I never go out looking to get picked up by a random guy!! Even a Ferrari won't help there, LOL!!


Actually that was really what I was going for. Like if you met at the bar, and had a conversation. lol
Marc_Mozz
Posted: Thursday, December 13, 2012 11:53:43 AM

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SexySofie wrote:

Don't like to be 'picked up' (shocking term) by anyone. If the look of a guy turns me on or attracts my attention I'll give him subtle female hints indicating my possible interest in him. Smiles, sexy gestures usually ensure I'm chatting to the guy within half an hour. It may come to nothing as I speak to him and evaluate his sexual worth.

On the other hand I could be having sex with him in my bed before the bar has even closed for the night.


So let's say you like this guy, he is attractive, and in your opinion, someone you want to go home with. What happens if the subtle hints you send his way aren't being picked up? What if he seems interested, but just isn't picking up on the clues you send him?
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Posted: Thursday, December 13, 2012 6:42:59 PM

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Never been picked up by a random guy. Never really struck up a conversation with a guy without good reason to either. But then, I'm young. The best way would probably be for a guy to approach me with a reason that seems plausible, doesn't give me a stalker vibe, and doesn't make me think he just wants to sleep with me - after that flirty, decently attractive, creating interesting conversation and wanting to know more about me. After that he'd probably have to get me drunk in order to ever get me to agree to a one night stand lol.

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Posted: Friday, December 14, 2012 3:20:47 AM

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Best way to pick you up and take you home

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overmykneenow
Posted: Friday, December 14, 2012 3:22:58 AM

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Deumea wrote:

like a bowling ball


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finallyfree
Posted: Friday, December 14, 2012 2:23:48 PM

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By a random guy? It will never happen! lol

By a random girl? Never happened yet, but i must say that the thought is a bit exciting.
LaniWhore
Posted: Friday, December 14, 2012 10:33:56 PM

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Lets see seem sincere, be interesting, make me laugh. Limit the use of I and me. At least act as if you are interested in me as a person. Of course I know you are most interested in what is between my legs, but I do have other things to offer.

Lastly for a woman of my age, I love a man who owns a razor and has used it recently.
hankyspanky
Posted: Saturday, December 15, 2012 12:18:26 AM

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had a gr8 fucking nite with an American air hosty i meet @gatwick,while imbibing with the crew,a seat shortage told me 2 ask her 2 pit mn my knees,.didnt tale jong tijj we got iorny&with no talk&were in her room&womb.a special nite!
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Posted: Saturday, December 15, 2012 6:01:35 AM

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hankyspanky wrote:
had a gr8 fucking nite with an American air hosty i meet @gatwick,while imbibing with the crew,a seat shortage told me 2 ask her 2 pit mn my knees,.didnt tale jong tijj we got iorny&with no talk&were in her room&womb.a special nite!


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Marc_Mozz
Posted: Wednesday, December 19, 2012 2:44:19 PM

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LaniWhore wrote:
Lets see seem sincere, be interesting, make me laugh. Limit the use of I and me. At least act as if you are interested in me as a person. Of course I know you are most interested in what is between my legs, but I do have other things to offer.

Lastly for a woman of my age, I love a man who owns a razor and has used it recently.


I agree with you about the razor. I love to be, and look clean. It also seems true that I get the best response by paying good attention to all of her, as I am interested in her anyway, that is easy. Also to talk mostly about her, and to let her know I am attracted. Drinking sure helps, and a lot of dirty dancing. Lol
Eaglesclaw
Posted: Thursday, December 20, 2012 6:26:59 AM

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hankyspanky wrote:
had a gr8 fucking nite with an American air hosty i meet @gatwick,while imbibing with the crew,a seat shortage told me 2 ask her 2 pit mn my knees,.didnt tale jong tijj we got iorny&with no talk&were in her room&womb.a special nite!



even funnier is that his rank is ADVANCED WORDSMITH
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