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Wil_TX
Posted: Wednesday, November 28, 2012 8:54:29 PM

Rank: Active Ink Slinger

Joined: 6/7/2011
Posts: 14
Location: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, United States
For the past few days the Chat, Private Chat, and website in general has been hanging and causing the chats to crash. Me and other users are having to close our browsers frequently and restart our sessions.
gav
Posted: Thursday, November 29, 2012 12:19:19 AM

Rank: Code Monkey

Joined: 12/25/2006
Posts: 1,251
Location: Syd, Australia
Hi
I am currently investigating the site issues and hope to get a resolution very soon.
Appreciate your patience.
gav
Saga
Posted: Thursday, November 29, 2012 12:21:41 AM

Rank: Sergeant Turnip

Joined: 6/7/2012
Posts: 5,006
Location: Canada
gav wrote:
Hi
I am currently investigating the site issues and hope to get a resolution very soon.
Appreciate your patience.
gav


You are a rock star Gav!!! Big Hugs


http://www.lushstories.com/stories/quickie-sex/rye-and-ginger.aspx
Shylass
Posted: Thursday, November 29, 2012 12:32:28 AM

Rank: Gingerbread Lover

Joined: 1/6/2012
Posts: 3,596
Location: Trumpton, United Kingdom
gav wrote:
Hi
I am currently investigating the site issues and hope to get a resolution very soon.
Appreciate your patience.
gav


Love you, Gav. Big Hugs

Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.

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sprite
Posted: Thursday, November 29, 2012 7:23:34 AM

Rank: Her Royal Spriteness

Joined: 6/18/2010
Posts: 14,662
Location: My Tower, United States
gav wrote:
Hi
I am currently investigating the site issues and hope to get a resolution very soon.
Appreciate your patience.
gav


until you do i am stopping my shipment of slightly used panties to you. offerings will resume once i am able to black box without wanting to kill my computer again.

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/west-coast-games-part-one-the-beach.aspx
tazznjazz
Posted: Thursday, November 29, 2012 7:35:54 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 4/30/2012
Posts: 329
Location: under bright lights, United States
Is there anything lush members can do to help these issues?
BabydollSlave
Posted: Thursday, November 29, 2012 8:21:20 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 8/15/2012
Posts: 483
Location: Been All Around The World , Japan
gav wrote:
Hi
I am currently investigating the site issues and hope to get a resolution very soon.
Appreciate your patience.
gav


Your are priceless here...we know you will get it fixed...thanks cat

my newest :)
sprite
Posted: Thursday, November 29, 2012 5:46:10 PM

Rank: Her Royal Spriteness

Joined: 6/18/2010
Posts: 14,662
Location: My Tower, United States
BabydollSlave wrote:


Your are priceless here...we know you will get it fixed...thanks cat


shush, you! saying stuff like that, it will go to his head... no, not THAT head, silly! well, perhaps.. ANYways, the proper way to treat Gav is to take away his ice cream ration. :)

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/west-coast-games-part-one-the-beach.aspx
gav
Posted: Friday, November 30, 2012 12:19:14 AM

Rank: Code Monkey

Joined: 12/25/2006
Posts: 1,251
Location: Syd, Australia

"Experienced web developer for hire, will code for ice cream or used panties".

Catnip
Posted: Friday, November 30, 2012 3:26:41 AM

Rank: Internet Sensation

Joined: 3/30/2009
Posts: 3,969
Location: Cloudy dreams., Sweden
We should be getting -25c in Sweden soon, I'm offering panty ice cream.

akwildman
Posted: Friday, November 30, 2012 10:18:08 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 4/14/2011
Posts: 174
Location: Knoxville, United States
Is anyone else having problems with online messages? I've been having problems the last couple days, both on my android phone, and IE and Chrome on my windows 7 laptop. When I reply to one and enter, nothing happens. When I initiate an online message from anywhere and finish it and click on send, again, nothing happen. Yesterday, a friend said she got the same message several times....

*****Sleep peacefully tonight, your Air Force is protecting you!*****
keoloke
Posted: Friday, November 30, 2012 11:30:49 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 8/12/2010
Posts: 599
Location: United States
OK, I thought it was only happening to me.

Yup, having some problems too. After clicking anywhere on the site I would have to wait 30 to 60 seconds for the new page to show up, and I couldn’t even sign off (but that could be that my own PC wanting to stay longer on Lush. I have even started a new post same as this one and it never went through, I guess. Well better this way.


Aaaanyway, possible causes:

1) It could be Shylass, she's on a writing spree therefore clogging the system.
2) It could be Shylass, her stories are getting steamier therefore overheating some servers.
3) A runaway kangaroo hitting the remaining good servers.
4) The Matriarch falling asleep at the PC not knowing any longer if she’s on AU, USA or EU time.
5) Gav (happily) intoxicated by the myriad of panties sniffed



Choose n Practice Happiness

Life is simple; we are what we eat and what we read. Talk is superfluous.
Poppet
Posted: Friday, November 30, 2012 11:55:31 AM

Rank: Sweetest Cricket

Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 5,259
Location: You Inspire Me, United States
gav wrote:

"Experienced web developer for hire, will code for ice cream or used panties".


I know you'll get it done because your amazing but I'm sending you my entire pantie collection. ;3
♥ Best of Luck X

Buz
Posted: Friday, November 30, 2012 9:57:01 PM

Rank: The Linebacker

Joined: 3/2/2011
Posts: 5,837
Location: Atlanta, United States
sprite wrote:


until you do i am stopping my shipment of slightly used panties to you. offerings will resume once i am able to black box without wanting to kill my computer again.


I intercepted those 'used panties' and just made a fortune on eBay. Thanks Sprite! That will pay for my future kids' college.

PS. I kept one fun frilly pair.

kylie_kained
Posted: Friday, November 30, 2012 11:11:23 PM

Rank: Detention Seeker

Joined: 8/17/2010
Posts: 994
Location: Over your Knee Screaming and Kicking!, United King
Yes seems a lot of us are suffering right now Gav we thank your for your patience in fixing it for us a soon as you can oh Gavalicious one. ( Bows down to far superior Computerizing type fixamabobs )
















Zina
Posted: Wednesday, December 05, 2012 5:31:51 PM

Rank: Chat Moderator

Joined: 3/7/2012
Posts: 269
Location: United States
Thanks for the effort. It must be challenging.

By the way, I'm NOT sending any of my panties. Whistle
taboolovers
Posted: Thursday, December 27, 2012 9:26:19 PM

Rank: Rookie Scribe

Joined: 4/8/2012
Posts: 7
Location: ???????, United States
Do you think its the servers or the coding?
nicola
Posted: Friday, December 28, 2012 2:43:00 PM

Rank: Matriarch

Joined: 12/6/2006
Posts: 25,568
Location: The Orgasmatron
taboolovers wrote:
Do you think its the servers or the coding?


We're serving 50 million pageviews per month, from only 2 servers. It's not surprising there are a few hiccups.

We are looking at adding a few more servers, early 2013.
overmykneenow
Posted: Saturday, December 29, 2012 8:06:58 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 6/8/2010
Posts: 1,024
Location: United Kingdom
nicola wrote:


We're serving 50 million pageviews per month, from only 2 servers. It's not surprising there are a few hiccups.

We are looking at adding a few more servers, early 2013.


How many of 50 million page views are the 404 screen being called up by this signalr script? It calls the error screen in the background every 2 seconds we're online!

24KB every two seconds that's 0.7MB per minute 40MB an hour - just by having your browser screen open! It's no wonder people's mobile data is being eaten up just by browsing the site

Warning: The opinions above are those of an anonymous individual on the internet. They are opinions, unless they're facts. They may be ill-informed, out of touch with reality or just plain stupid. They may contain traces of irony. If reading these opinions causes you to be become outraged or you start displaying the symptoms of outrage, stop reading them immediately. If symptoms persist, consult a psychiatrist.

Why not read some stories instead

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Guest
Posted: Saturday, December 29, 2012 10:34:57 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 537,825
overmykneenow wrote:


How many of 50 million page views are the 404 screen being called up by this signalr script? It calls the error screen in the background every 2 seconds we're online!

24KB every two seconds that's 0.7MB per minute 40MB an hour - just by having your browser screen open! It's no wonder people's mobile data is being eaten up just by browsing the site


I love it when you talk dirty evil4
gav
Posted: Saturday, December 29, 2012 3:11:28 PM

Rank: Code Monkey

Joined: 12/25/2006
Posts: 1,251
Location: Syd, Australia
overmykneenow wrote:

How many of 50 million page views are the 404 screen being called up by this signalr script? It calls the error screen in the background every 2 seconds we're online!

24KB every two seconds that's 0.7MB per minute 40MB an hour - just by having your browser screen open! It's no wonder people's mobile data is being eaten up just by browsing the site


The error pages (404 & 500) would not be included within this total.

You were seeing an isolated incident with a configuration problem with SignalR (which is now fixed).

Although you did highlight this problem to me, you're better off filling out the contact us form in future. This will ensure I get notification of the problem as soon as possible.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, December 29, 2012 5:21:23 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 537,825
gav wrote:


The error pages (404 & 500) would not be included within this total.

You were seeing an isolated incident with a configuration problem with SignalR (which is now fixed).

Although you did highlight this problem to me, you're better off filling out the contact us form in future. This will ensure I get notification of the problem as soon as possible.


Where's the progress on the mac/safari/apple issue at? Because I'm still finding this site nigh on impossible to use a month later ... :(
overmykneenow
Posted: Sunday, December 30, 2012 5:57:53 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 6/8/2010
Posts: 1,024
Location: United Kingdom
gav wrote:


The error pages (404 & 500) would not be included within this total.

You were seeing an isolated incident with a configuration problem with SignalR (which is now fixed).

Although you did highlight this problem to me, you're better off filling out the contact us form in future. This will ensure I get notification of the problem as soon as possible.


It was still doing it yesterday when I posted. The new "backbone" script that's now in operation seems to be behaving a lot better - and the effect is noticeable.

Warning: The opinions above are those of an anonymous individual on the internet. They are opinions, unless they're facts. They may be ill-informed, out of touch with reality or just plain stupid. They may contain traces of irony. If reading these opinions causes you to be become outraged or you start displaying the symptoms of outrage, stop reading them immediately. If symptoms persist, consult a psychiatrist.

Why not read some stories instead

NEW! Want a quick read for your coffee break? Why not try this... Flash Erotica: Scrubber
overmykneenow
Posted: Sunday, December 30, 2012 6:06:00 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 6/8/2010
Posts: 1,024
Location: United Kingdom
LittleBambi wrote:


I love it when you talk dirty evil4


Do you want me to overload your cache with my recursive AJAX callback?

Warning: The opinions above are those of an anonymous individual on the internet. They are opinions, unless they're facts. They may be ill-informed, out of touch with reality or just plain stupid. They may contain traces of irony. If reading these opinions causes you to be become outraged or you start displaying the symptoms of outrage, stop reading them immediately. If symptoms persist, consult a psychiatrist.

Why not read some stories instead

NEW! Want a quick read for your coffee break? Why not try this... Flash Erotica: Scrubber
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, January 01, 2013 12:28:51 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 537,825
overmykneenow wrote:


Do you want me to overload your cache with my recursive AJAX callback?


Whistle
eiffel2007
Posted: Friday, January 18, 2013 12:20:11 PM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 4/13/2012
Posts: 58
Location: United Kingdom
Lush was down for a long time today. On the one hand it's churlish to moan about a free site going down. On the other hand if a site becomes too unreliable then people go elsewhere. I hope the problem is fixed cos this is a great place.

WellMadeMale
Posted: Friday, January 18, 2013 12:53:14 PM

Rank: Constant Gardener

Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 10,302
Location: Cakeland, United States
eiffel2007 wrote:
Lush was down for a long time today. On the one hand it's churlish to moan about a free site going down. On the other hand if a site becomes too unreliable then people go elsewhere. I hope the problem is fixed cos this is a great place.


Second sentence is all you needed to utter (if that).

Besides, where else are you going to go which you haven't already been to?

The website has been alive for six years and free to join all that time. You want piss & moan? Throw a couple hundred pounds a year to the fund to help make Lush triple redundant.

Sometimes, shit just happens. Be the bigger fellow and deal with it.


If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
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