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Give her a light slap, and then take her out for a slap up dinner.
I'm not 50something, I'm 30something with 20 years experience!
Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, stomp along there and turn the fucker on yourself! (Sarah Millican)
Writing erotica is like looking for the G spot in the reader's mind.
Now ready to read and hoefully enjoy: The Lady and the tramp 2, (or, the postman always comes twice).
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paddle his ass until he promised to post a laudatory comment about me on Lush every day for the next year
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Take three steps back... Lick my palm..... hand high in the air... run full speed... right past him  just wanted to see him flinch 
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Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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party boy his ass
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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I would slowly rub my hard cock over both holes and wait for you to tell me which one you want filled first! 
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tell him to watch out his gf has the paddle lol
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imhapless wrote:paddle his ass until he promised to post a laudatory comment about me on Lush every day for the next year Write about your washing your self Hap. E, Huggle her into submission.
I'm not 50something, I'm 30something with 20 years experience!Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, stomp along there and turn the fucker on yourself! (Sarah Millican) Writing erotica is like looking for the G spot in the reader's mind.Now ready to read and hoefully enjoy: The Lady and the tramp 2, (or, the postman always comes twice).
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Call bp over and we each slap a cheek
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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slide those panties off
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Help him find his hat then go out for some 
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drinks 
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Let me see, I haven't used the machine on anyone in a few days. Oh Markyyyyyy!
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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a few spanks then rub it all better
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Location: Expat in, Russia
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Tongue Lashing! Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, and Slurp!
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leave i think hes doing his tongue exercises 
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Take a photo and make it his avatar.
I'm not 50something, I'm 30something with 20 years experience!
Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, stomp along there and turn the fucker on yourself! (Sarah Millican)
Writing erotica is like looking for the G spot in the reader's mind.
Now ready to read and hoefully enjoy: The Lady and the tramp 2, (or, the postman always comes twice).
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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Find out if he's ticklish
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Ivy, you ready for more already?
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Always ready for you love!
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Good, cause I'm ready too!!
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Location: United States
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Use the paddle on her and then get out the toy chest and play for a while.
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Rank: Lurker
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stand him up (after a  , then see what happens next
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Tell her stop Bogarting the bottle
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Ask if he needs help tying down the alien then go for a 
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one word - MACHINE!!!!!
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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film her using the machine on Spanky then post it to Youtube...or Xtube
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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