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Run away before he uses that damn thing on me
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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 give the poor girl a break  i mean look at her av  BUT first  we need some little playtime 
'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 
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Don't move, I'll do everything, it may only hurt for a second.
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walk on byyyy....la la la.... walk on byyyy
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 someone once said, 'Don't move ..I'll do everything ..it may only hurt for a second' ul be fine ..a sec is nothing
'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49
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wheres my hammer?  that machine
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Ask him if he wants a lick of some candy ;)
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that candy is wet and sticky 
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isn't that the way all candy's supposed to be? lol
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Run up and smack his ass then run away....Marco!!!
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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sneak up behind her and return the favor before running away .... Polo!!!
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give him a little smack on his ass n politely ask him to leave
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kiss and lick her sexy ass
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use the rascal on her
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return the favor, lol 
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Give AliceD a call and watch while the girls do their thing.
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I have to go with my natural instict...slap his ass and run like hell
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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I know she likes a good spanking so that's what you gonna get.
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point to where ivy run to while he was tieing his shoelaces
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Ask who took his car & ask if he'd like me to help him find it, then punish the A-Hole that did
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ohh ..its xmas weekend ..huggles ..drinks  lets party ..woohoo  lets get drunk
'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49
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ask her to cum with me and sir spanks to find my car !
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woohoo ..too drunk you have legs ..use them or use them on rogue yeeah ..good times
'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49
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Oh is that mistletoe toe??? Well since I can only see your ass I guess I will just have to kiss that!
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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lift her skirt .... give her a hard slap... then kiss it better with my hands roaming her inner thighs... all this under the mistletoe ofc!
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Help him up for some while we come up with a plan to get his car back
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tell him i found a part of the car lol
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ah fuck the damn car i'll just get a new one after the holidays are over! lol
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i think i found the bumper haha
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Hehe mark is bent over and the mistletoe....hehe...where should I kiss first?
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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