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Joined: 6/14/2011
Posts: 841
Location: Germany
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show her why I'm named Nasty Nate
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Joined: 8/9/2012
Posts: 1,789
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I'd rather not know....
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/10/2010
Posts: 9,916
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Admire her beauty then -
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/22/2012
Posts: 393
Location: London , United Kingdom
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Rub gentley
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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use my riding crop on his arse
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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Mmm...kneel down behind her, caress, kiss and lick her magnificent ass...
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/28/2012
Posts: 4,995
Location: Around, South Africa
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I'd drop a ice cube down his crack, and laugh my ass off.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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Help the old boy up then sample todays gifts from the gnomes
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 2/9/2012
Posts: 7,300
Location: United States
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/22/2012
Posts: 393
Location: London , United Kingdom
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tie them up, gag them, blindfold them and go for a pint
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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Another OLD boy that needs help to get up... those 65 year old joints are knackered... but that doesnt mean I'll help him up
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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help her up and buy her some chocolate
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/21/2010
Posts: 8,389
Location: In the Desert
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Help him up before his back starts to kill him & go for a few brews 
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 12/5/2011
Posts: 58
Location: oregon, United States
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Back up very slowly
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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turn around and walk away
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 6/14/2011
Posts: 841
Location: Germany
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lets see just how sweet this candy really is 
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 7/22/2012
Posts: 25
Location: United Kingdom
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Slap his arse and then run away pretending it wasnt me!
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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help her up and keep walking
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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help the old boy up, it may take some time for his back to straighten out
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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Ask her if she needs help with that big box in front of her
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 2/9/2012
Posts: 7,300
Location: United States
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My oh my!!! 
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/18/2012
Posts: 6,683
Location: BabyGirl Island, United States
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give him a nice back massage
"I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." from Dead Poets Society
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 2/9/2012
Posts: 7,300
Location: United States
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give her a uhmmmmm ........massage.. yeah that's it... a massage
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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He is looking for his naughty list under that couch, should I tell him where it is?
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/18/2012
Posts: 6,683
Location: BabyGirl Island, United States
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looking for long lost earrings
"I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." from Dead Poets Society
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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what i always do when i see a booty in the air...smack it!
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/5/2012
Posts: 128
Location: United States
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Tell her not to move.. 
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/21/2010
Posts: 8,389
Location: In the Desert
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Ask if he'd like to use my paddle on Ivy & watch all the fun 
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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Help him up before his back starts to kill him & go for a few drinks and pass him a red pill
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