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Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and add up your total fine. You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot -- $10

Did acid -- $5

Ever had sex at church -- $25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40

Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25

Had sex for money -- $100

Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20

Vandalized something -- $20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10

Beat up someone -- $20

Been jumped -- $10

Crossed dressed -- $10

Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20

Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15

Ever drive drunk -- $20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk-- $20

Used toys while having sex -- $30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before-- $20

Went skinny dipping -- $5

Had sex in a pool -- $20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20

Cheated on your significant other -- $10

Masturbated -- $10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or Close Friend --$20

Done oral -- $5

Got oral -- $5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25

Stole something -- $10


Had sex with someone who has been in jail -- $25

Made a nasty home video -- $15

Had a threesome -- $50

Had sex in the wild -- $20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars --$20

Had sex with someone 10 years older--$20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 --$25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time -$50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

Went streaking -- $5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15

Been arrested -- $5

Spent time in jail -- $15

Peed in the pool -- $0.50

Played spin the bottle -- $5

Done something you regret -- $20

Had sex with your best friend --$20

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25

Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
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My fine is $515.60.
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:P either i'm really good, or the stuff i've done aint on there.
put it this way... mine's under $100
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My fine is $555.60
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Wow, I don't think that halo fits, fystee.
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Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Total $0.65



OK Mines $765.00. And that only adding 1 for each time on a question.

Now come on people fus up, tell the TRUTH.
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fits just fine (with some rubber bands) thanks Rocco....lol!
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And HOLY SHIT BATMAN!!!! Is there anything that you haven't done?
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Oh wow.



$615.10



Whew boy, I've lived a bit over time... I guess. I still remember waking up next to her wondering what her name was and how was it?
heh.

Not my proudest moment.



Especially when her son called to wish her happy birthday.


I was twenty-one.
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wow...

lol, i'm gonna put my angelic score down to being young and quite inexperienced

either that or i simply don't remember any of them

lol hand the halo here Fystee
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Shoot!!! Somebody pass the superglue remover and some scissors so that I can get this halo off of my head and pass it on to somebody more deserving....lol
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biggrin thankii!
*collects and polishes it* lol
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Flutterby Pharie
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Ok, pass the halo to me....my fine is only $470.50! LOL
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
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Sorry Pixie but I think Hourglass gets to keep the halo....her fine was under $100....lol
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It's just not fair. I never even got close to being able to touch the halo, let alone have it affixed to my head. *gurmble moan complain*
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Would you like some cheese to go with that "whine" Curious?? LOL
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
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$550. How did everyone get so high? I answered yes to almost all. It only counts once per "fine" right?
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Quote by roccotool
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and add up your total fine. You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Had sex for money -- $100
Crossed dressed -- $10
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Stole something -- $10
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Had sex with someone 10 years older--$20
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend --$20
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25


Let's see, that makes my fine about $415.60. But I can explain ... oh, what's the use. It was all in good fun, except for the driving drunk - that scared the hell out of me - and about 10 other drivers, I'm sure.
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Oh, you said I didn't have to confess to the crimes? well, too late now.OtWsWFdZxvdkJ4Y6
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fystee's is higher than pixie's? How could THAT be?....chuckles....Yes, Lush, only one instance per question. Any more than that and I'd have you all paying by credit card.
Hmmm, well, I guess the gals could pay me by "sweat equity". (twirls the cuffs)
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Oh, you said I didn't have to confess to the crimes? well, too late now.


Heh. Bad willy!
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Quote by roccotool
fystee's is higher than pixie's? How could THAT be?....chuckles....Yes, Lush, only one instance per question. Any more than that and I'd have you all paying by credit card.
Hmmm, well, I guess the gals could pay me by "sweat equity". (twirls the cuffs)


And just what are you saying Rocco?? LOL
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
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After last weekend:

Smoked pot -- $10 ----> Maybe why I answered yes to most questions.
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex for money -- $100 She paid the rent
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Given money to stripper -- $25 I said she paid the rent
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk-- $20
Used toys while having sex -- $30 I love sex with a Tonk Truck
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before-- $20 ---> See Below
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10 --> Not proud of it. Same as below.
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or Close Friend --$20 --> Not proud of this one
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25 ----> Highway Head
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone who has been in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20 -------------------------------------> I'm a biker - STURGIS anyone
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars --$20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 --$25 -_____> My Wife is almost 8 years younger
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -$50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25 ---------------- > My Ex-wife - Bitch Cheated on me
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15 ---------------------------------> I was arrested
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend --$20 ---------------> Does the Wife count?
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

I think it raised the total.
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Hmmm, well, I guess the gals could pay me by "sweat equity". (twirls the cuffs)


oooh! let me play!
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Might have to cuff you two gals together...

"Tonka Truck"
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Might have to cuff you two gals together...


not complaining

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Quote by roccotool
fystee's is higher than pixie's? How could THAT be?....chuckles....Yes, Lush, only one instance per question. Any more than that and I'd have you all paying by credit card.
Hmmm, well, I guess the gals could pay me by "sweat equity". (twirls the cuffs)


Doesn't seem right that my fine is higher than Pixie's I am going to have to refigure this
Flutterby Pharie
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Oh whatever! Your mind is way more wicked than mine!! LOL
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
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She's gonna alter all the numbers, Pixie. Watch out.
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Now come on!!! I would never do that!