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The guy that takes Don Alessandro's 'friends' camping but he always comes back alone - hmmm
“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you."
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The young journalist who nearly gets bumped off trying to break that big mafia story...
(see, I said 'young', I'm not all bad...)
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Mafia girl who seduces and then finks on the "young" journalist
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Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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allesandros hitman. weapon of choice is a paddle
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Location: sardonic-ville, United States
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Don Alessandro's drug mule - where she is packing it I don't know
“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you."
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Rank: Lurker
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Lush's most loved and equally hated gossip columnist
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Rank: Lurker
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Tabloid reporter secretly working under cover as an accountant at Wolverine's Strip Club trying to uncover the "dark side" of Lushville! ;) Strip Clubs, Money Laundering, and Mafiosos...OH MY!!!!
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Location: sardonic-ville, United States
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Expert easy bake oven baker (total cover for her real job as Don Alessandro's top ASSasin) ;)
“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you."
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Rank: Lurker
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Don Alessandro's Smart-Ass-assin
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Rank: Story Verifier
Joined: 4/15/2011
Posts: 3,834
Location: Gainesville, United States
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Chief of Security for Don Alessandras organization - her eyes are everywhere
Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many? It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000! Charge NurseThank you so very much to those who have read it!
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personal nurse for Don Alessandro's Mafia
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Rank: Forum Guru
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Location: sardonic-ville, United States
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Don 'The Skate' Alessandro - mafia Don, contemplating a career change to figure skating (or just trying to divert attention from his preferred weapon of choice)
“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you."
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Sorry, I'll say it again...
Smart ASS-assin
LMAO
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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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contact lens model
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Joined: 11/30/2006
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Delicious seller of ice cold snacks....
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Joined: 3/21/2011
Posts: 291
Location: United States
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Art Shop Owner
If you can't fuck yourself ... who can you fuck?
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Rank: Lurker
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Posts: 327,178
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works at wolverine's strip clubs
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/21/2011
Posts: 291
Location: United States
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My super sexy pimp
If you can't fuck yourself ... who can you fuck?
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/16/2010
Posts: 977
Location: sardonic-ville, United States
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Obviously Don 'The Skate' Alessandro's first self proclaimed lady
“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you."
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Wolverine's new Dance Studios are just a front to funnel the "cleaned" money directly to Don 'The Skate' Alessandro. There's a lot of dirty laundry in Lushville...
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hostess at the steak house
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Rank: Lurker
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His picture is on the wall for eating the biggest steak at the steak house!!! Way to go, Stampede!! You win a free Tshirt.
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Rank: Lurker
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Posts: 327,178
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Dance instructor
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Rank: Lurker
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Conductor of the Lush Lewd Orchestra
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Rank: Lurker
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bus driver
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 2/8/2011
Posts: 320
Location: Andrews
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owner operator of Stampede's body waxing & tattoo parlour...
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
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Shoe sales man in the Lush Mall
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Rank: Lurker
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"The Fireman" in the newly opened male strip club in town. Ladies, bring your $$!
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Rank: Lurker
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owns male strip club to launder more of wolverines money!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/29/2010
Posts: 1,594
Location: a land down under where women glow and men plunder
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Cattle rustler, always wanted that damn strip club for his own, drives his herd straight through the front door, like bulls in a china shop
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings.......
We continue to fly......on a broomstick If you can bear the Aussie accent... sit back close your eyes and listen Let The Game Begin |
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