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Gym instructor
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Professional Boxer
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Professional Singer at the bar
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Food critic for the local rag
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Probably a life guard at the beach. He looks like he's mastered CPR
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Joined: 5/26/2011 Posts: 1,586 Location: The edge of sanity, near the middle of nowhere., U
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Sex ed teacher.
I'm not 50something, I'm 30something with 20 years experience!
Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, stomp along there and turn the fucker on yourself! (Sarah Millican)
Writing erotica is like looking for the G spot in the reader's mind.
Now ready to read and hoefully enjoy: The Lady and the tramp 2, (or, the postman always comes twice).
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Puppet King!?
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Joined: 8/22/2011 Posts: 568 Location: United States
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Life Guard....tear you top off and save me dam it!
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Piratologist
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Joined: 8/5/2011 Posts: 8,361 Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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nude yoga instructor
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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The Madame
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Joined: 8/22/2011 Posts: 568 Location: United States
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Female Minotaur...not that sounds "horny"....
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Joined: 12/16/2010 Posts: 75 Location: Parsons, KS.
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Minotuar's tamer
I would be littlelea's worshipper.
"Courage means saddling up anyway." -John Wayne "I know not with what weapons world war 3 will be fought; but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein
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Joined: 11/26/2010 Posts: 428 Location: Southeast part of the state
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Skywriter
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 12/16/2010 Posts: 75 Location: Parsons, KS.
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College Chemistry teacher that all the students want to get to know.
"Courage means saddling up anyway." -John Wayne "I know not with what weapons world war 3 will be fought; but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein
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College Student
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contestant on Lushville's version of The Bachelor; in Lushville's version every week one lucky girl gets to decline a rose, and the last one remaining is stuck with "ronnie" (I know this is harsh but what the hell!)
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Joined: 2/16/2011 Posts: 401 Location: United States
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News Anchor at the local TV station: KLSH - Channel 69
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The Jessica Rabbit of LUSH :P
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seductress
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Joined: 11/13/2010 Posts: 9,825 Location: In your dreams, United States
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Naked kick boxing champ
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Florist
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conan the barbituate
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A very dear friend :)
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the sexy girl in my bed, love you too
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The sexy girl, who's bed I'd stay in all night, kissing and ... yes.. fucking her! Why? Because I love her sooo!!
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go go dancer :p
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The spaced out Hippie :p
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Joined: 2/17/2011 Posts: 323 Location: United States
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Model
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Owner of wax museum
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