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Thanks a lot!!! Lunch lady at High School? ewwww!!!!
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Sex ed instructor by day, sex practitioner at night
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tropical tan beauty queen winner
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Church choir singer on Sunday, Little devil rest of week
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my private aerobics teacher
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The highest priced dominatrix in town; you must submit a 1000 word essay about why you are worthy to be a client before she will take your money. Steamin and HornyLySlut are her prized lieutenants.
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I don't know what his job is but he is leana #1 client
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o hun id make you my first priority over any client
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leana knows just how to make a girl feel special as she is straping her down
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i love playing with you knows what i want :) my lover
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And I love playing with you too
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Hot girl next door
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cute handyman
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imhapless wrote:Sex ed instructor by day, sex practitioner at night Now that's more like it!!!
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She also has a business praising hapless guys, to make them think they are worthwhile, charging $10 a complement. I've already spent a couple hundred bucks on her (for complements that is, not for her sex practitioner activities, which she doesn't charge for)
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The best Lawyer in town.
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Hot female excutive
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Sexy bartender at the hottest club in town.
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Provocative lead singer in the band that entertains in that nightclub
It has been scientifically proven that any woman can be satisfied with only 3 1/2 inches --- and it doesn't matter if it is Visa or Mastercard
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The Iceman, we could all make her cometh.
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Infomercial spokeman for weight loss pills
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Location: NOYB, Canada
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my personal assistant ;)
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Sex columnist in local newspaper
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
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STI educator, because I've seen the skanky people in this town and they need to practice safe cyber
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Ringmaster, obviously
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overmykneenow wrote:Ringmaster, obviously hahahah ah, yes, you are good at your job ;) I would also work part-time as the town psychiatrist seeing as I often counsel ppl here anyway :)
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Sex Therapist
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the sex yoga instructor.
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Director of the multi-cultural society, party planner, youth orchestra conductor, and train brakeman (Lushville is a small town, and she has many talents)
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row boat captain
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