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Posted: Sunday, December 26, 2010 8:29:13 PM

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Location: Mountains of , United States
...take a walk to his favorite pub. The air was fresh and crisp. Once inside, he ordered a double shot of bourban and made his way to the corner booth where he saw a...
DirtyMartini
Posted: Sunday, December 26, 2010 8:59:52 PM

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...sexy woman who looked a lot like a friend of his on a major erotic story site. Wondering if this could indeed be his lucky day, he first decided that he should...


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WellMadeMale
Posted: Monday, December 27, 2010 4:56:42 PM

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Location: Cakeland, United States
pay a visit to the gentleman's room for a quick wank, in a private stall. He toyed with the idea of inviting...

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nicola
Posted: Tuesday, December 28, 2010 2:59:30 AM

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Joined: 12/6/2006
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Location: The Orgasmatron
...the grim reaper for dinner, before finally giving up on his emo tendencies, and decided to be a born again hedonist instead. Grabbing the bull by the horns, with his new enthusiasm for life, he clicked open his browser, and typed in the name of his favourite website...
DirtyMartini
Posted: Wednesday, December 29, 2010 4:24:58 PM

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...Whores "R" Us.com wondering if his favorite girl Molly was still working there and if his credit was still good. After finding out that she gave up the job to do missionary work in China, he was so upset he decided to...


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WellMadeMale
Posted: Wednesday, December 29, 2010 4:31:00 PM

Rank: Constant Gardener

Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 10,290
Location: Cakeland, United States
pound out a twenty-seven stanza obsessive love poem and post it all of his nineteen favorite erotic story websites. He burned the midnight oils for seventy-three hours and finally, with no proofreading...

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DirtyMartini
Posted: Wednesday, December 29, 2010 4:59:14 PM

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...realized later that he hadn't posted the poem at all, but had accidentally posted his grocery shopping list. Alarmed at first, he later was relieved that the shopping list was getting better ratings and more views than any of his poems ever did, so he relaxed and decided he should...


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Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 01, 2011 10:46:06 AM

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... take his dog out for a walk. They are hardly out the door when his dog immediately jumps on a passing female dog, who happily accepts his advances. "Holy shit, even my dog gets more than I do," he sadly laments, while the two dogs are humping away, oblivious to the rest of the world. After getting a pail of water to finally disengage the two fortuitous lovers, he takes his dog back inside, and, frustrated as ever, thinks it might be best if he ...
Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 01, 2011 11:23:49 AM

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... were to become a cloistered monk, sworn to silence and celibacy. The thought of it caused his heart to palpitate, and fearing that it would be the wrong decision, he looked at his cell phone, which was twitching like a bitch in heat...
WellMadeMale
Posted: Saturday, January 01, 2011 12:28:41 PM

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Location: Cakeland, United States
and recognizing the incoming phone number from Australia, he reminded himself of the necessity to create more shopping lists and post them for his adoring fans at his most favorite website. Cracking open his thirteenth beer before 10:00 a.m. ('It is 5pm somewhere in the world,' he thought and justified to himself); peeling down to his polka-dot, thong underwear, powering up his laptop, he joyously awaited its Windows 95 operating system to finish its self-diagnostics and unfold, while he performed his own self diagnosis upon...

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GemGeekett
Posted: Thursday, January 20, 2011 3:22:27 AM

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Joined: 11/25/2010
Posts: 1,229
Location: A dark, warm and comfortable place, Canada
... his psyche. He can't believes that becoming a monk actually crossed his brain. " Must be the Beer, or the heat.." he thought to himself as his computers boots up to the infamous blue screen of death. " Damnit!!!" He shouts, nearly spilling beer number 14. "Now What?" There was still the phonecall from Australia to attend to. He picks up his phone and....
DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, January 20, 2011 4:19:29 AM

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...and answers it, thinking it was someone important. He soon realizes it is just some phone sex operator he called the other day complaining that his credit card bounced and demanding reimbursement. Asking her "what else is new?" he tells her what she can do with her credit card bill and hangs up the phone and soon thinks he should really be....


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WellMadeMale
Posted: Thursday, January 20, 2011 3:30:20 PM

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Location: Cakeland, United States
tweezing those annoyingly coarse and abundantly long, nostril hairs. Checking himself in the mirror...

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GemGeekett
Posted: Friday, January 21, 2011 2:43:30 AM

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Location: A dark, warm and comfortable place, Canada
.. he suddenly sees an Equadorian Giggling Spider crawling across his back! So he quickly....
nicola
Posted: Friday, January 21, 2011 3:08:19 AM

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Joined: 12/6/2006
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Location: The Orgasmatron
....made up a batch of llapingachos, which he knew the Ecuadorian spider would love. His fears were quickly allayed as his new arachnid friend tucked into the cheesy delicacies. He couldn't believe it when the spider started talking to him, asking if he could have a sip of his delicious chianti to wash down his dinner. At this point, he realised...
DirtyMartini
Posted: Friday, January 21, 2011 6:14:52 AM

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...there wasn't going to be enough chianti for the both of them, and he definitely planned to get drunk that night. Thinking there must be a way to get the spider drunk on a bottle of Thunderbird one of his friends had left at the house, and hopefully get him to leave before it finished up all his liquor and food, he devised a plan to...


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WellMadeMale
Posted: Monday, January 31, 2011 6:22:31 PM

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coax Mr. Arachnid into an alcohol chugging game. He slammed an old Arnold Schwarzenegger movie into his vcr machine and pitched his proposal...

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Guest
Posted: Monday, January 31, 2011 9:17:47 PM

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laying out four tiny thimbles for Mr. A., each brimming with the stinking light yellow Thunderbird, praying that the end would come quickly for the gnarly beast. As he unveiled his plan to the spider, he twirled his fire baton as he spoke, as playing with fire always ...
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, February 02, 2011 3:48:28 AM

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... as playing with fire always singed the follicles from the legs of spiders more efficiently than waxing. As the spider reached for a thimble of tequila, he noticed how smooth his appendages were, and decided to finally try cross dressing. Now if only he could find a shopping companion, he would head straight to...
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, February 02, 2011 8:10:52 AM

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his web to show his partner. Then realized that without his leg hairs, he'd no longer be able to LIVE in the web because ...
WellMadeMale
Posted: Wednesday, February 02, 2011 2:31:50 PM

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all of the heterosexual spiders in the close-knit colony would probably bug him to death for fornication purposes. Thinking quickly, for a spider, he...

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Catnip
Posted: Wednesday, February 02, 2011 3:01:56 PM

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Location: Cloudy dreams., Sweden
..uploaded a vlog about his latest attempt to melt the railroad tracks. The value...

DirtyMartini
Posted: Wednesday, February 02, 2011 4:42:31 PM

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...of which could be quickly computed he soon realized by using this simple formula (x/4.2268 x 36^56) x 112.41 multiplied by the coefficient of friction of the tracks divided by the temperature of the fire multiplied by the sixth root of pi. Once he did this simple calculation in his head, he was able to....


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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, February 02, 2011 8:55:32 PM

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...mutate himself into a dude who is the spitting image of DirtyMartini. He's on his way ...
nicola
Posted: Wednesday, February 02, 2011 9:54:18 PM

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Location: The Orgasmatron
to get his pooch, Pixie Frou-frou, "doctored" at the vets, after several litters of her poodles had to be shaved and their coats sold as dusters, for those hard to reach places. Thinking of hair and coat related matters, he wondered what happened to all those minks, now that they were no longer required to make fur coats. One thing led to another, and his trail of thought went in a totally different direction...
Jillicious
Posted: Wednesday, February 02, 2011 10:40:41 PM

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...to the North Pole! He had always wanted to go there. He had an undeniable existence of the knowledge of Santa Claus. He had once pulled Santa's beard as a child and it was real. NNNNG! Now he had to find out what the North Pole was really like. He began packing his bags...

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Guest
Posted: Thursday, February 03, 2011 6:57:28 AM

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wondering if there was any truth to the oft cited myth about the growing population of gay reindeer on the Pole. He looked forward to...
Guest
Posted: Thursday, February 03, 2011 7:30:53 AM

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... seeing some of those gay, pole dancing reindeer, and wondered if they would invite him to...
magnificent1rascal
Posted: Thursday, February 03, 2011 1:51:40 PM

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Location: On the ragged edge of disaster
...teach them the Highland Fling, once they learned he was a master of it. He was reminded of how much fun he used to have in places where encountering something like gay, pole-dancing reindeer that wanted to learn the Highland Fling was the norm; but now, he could most often be found in places where...

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DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, February 03, 2011 3:38:01 PM

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...good hot stories about gay, pole dancing reindeer doing the Highland Fling were relagated to a small sub-section of the story site he frequented during the day. He wondered if there was maybe another site on the net dedicated to stories about gay pole dancing reindeer doing the Highland Fling, or maybe he should just PM the owner of the story site he hung out on and suggest....


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