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nicola
Posted: Thursday, March 03, 2011 6:16:20 PM

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...patenting the trademark, FloraGas™. His situation had become so dire, he'd actually resorted to eating the flowers, to try and save money, as well as other cost cutting measures, such as...
magnificent1rascal
Posted: Thursday, March 03, 2011 6:35:30 PM

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...doing his own pet grooming, which had resulted in the shaved cat fiasco. I could see the hunger in his eyes, along with his wanton disregard for convention, and so I offered...

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Jillicious
Posted: Thursday, March 03, 2011 7:13:29 PM

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...some tasty bugs. They are a delicacy in some locations. The tangy juice sweeps across his tongue as the crunch of grasshopper fills his mouth. "Hey," he says. "These are really...

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magnificent1rascal
Posted: Thursday, March 03, 2011 7:38:57 PM

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...disgusting! Ewww, what did you feed me, grasshoppers, when you've got a fridge full of fresh vegetables and a three-layer chocolate cake sitting on the counter?!" He turned to storm out, dropping his...

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Jillicious
Posted: Thursday, March 03, 2011 7:50:28 PM

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...Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. And what a shame that was! He originally had to travel all the way to Alpha Centauri to purchase it. While he was there he neglected to inform the Hyperspace Bypass Planning Council that the Earth's orbit would be a poor location for a new Hyperspace Bypass. So now I find myself in a pub drinking down two pints with Ford Prefect and Arthur Dent as we await the destruction...

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Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 03, 2011 9:27:07 PM

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destiny to hear Arthur whine endlessly, "Dressing gown? I was supposed to be dressed in a BALL GOWN!" While endeavoring to mollify Arthur, I over imbibed and fell asleep in my Guinness, awakening as my sinuses screamed from the assault, leaving me to...
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Posted: Friday, March 04, 2011 3:09:25 PM

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to fiddle with the books. I had always thought of myself as a pretty honest guy. Being leant on by the mob had made me make that choice. The quintessential one between living and obeying the law. I looked across at Vinny,my handler and watched as the best looking broad I had ever seen walked into the room. She...
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Posted: Friday, March 04, 2011 7:13:26 PM

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took one look at Vinny and got completely disgusted. "When's the last time that slime took a shower? Nevermind! Don't answer," she said as she licked her bee-stung pouting lips and straightened her pencil skirt. I felt...
WellMadeMale
Posted: Saturday, March 05, 2011 5:25:05 AM

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a nearly overwhelming urge to inquire of her as to what she might have ingested over the previous twelve hours. She too, was passing voluminous quantities of FloraGas; her farts literally smelled like roses, or more appropriately...like the Eastern yellow variety of...

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Posted: Sunday, March 06, 2011 12:59:46 PM

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Lotus blossoms which had been yellowed and aged from being pressed within my book of Kobayashi Issa's haikus. I remember when we had plucked those particular blossoms off the Lotus tree. The day had been magically timeless and in it's own way deeply romantic. We had laughed as each attempt at making our own haikus had evolved more into dirty limericks. I'll never forget how you...
DirtyMartini
Posted: Sunday, March 06, 2011 8:43:04 PM

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...kept going into that stupid fake British accent you always do as you read the haikus, that will be the last time I take you out for drinks before haiku writing I made a mental note to myself. Another thing I should remember is...


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LadySharon
Posted: Monday, March 07, 2011 11:08:26 AM

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the kinds of martinis that are your favorite. I want to take you to a poetry slam to hear a friend of mine read a poem she wrote after her ex-boyfriend...

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Jillicious
Posted: Monday, March 07, 2011 11:34:43 AM

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...bought her some nice flowers, chocolates, a funny love card, a house, a car, and even a diamond ring. Too bad that money grubbing whore left him after she got what she wanted. What other kind of woman would write for a poetry slam? Instead we could go...

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Posted: Monday, March 07, 2011 6:12:29 PM

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square dancing at the grange hall! You put on your gingham checks and the slip so that your skirt stands perpendicular from the flood, and do NOT forget your white KEDS sneakers. I'll wear my matching blue gingham checked shirt and be wondered what the F...
DirtyMartini
Posted: Tuesday, March 08, 2011 12:33:09 AM

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...wondered what the Fab Four would have sounded like doing a square dance gig and if perhaps they may have done a few in their early Cavern Club days. Somehow the thought of John Lennon shouting "Swing your partner dosey doe" while George and Ringo sang "Yeah, yeah, yeah" in the background just didn't seem right, so I thought perhaps instead...


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sprite
Posted: Tuesday, March 08, 2011 12:42:00 AM

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...they'd been more into folk, not the Pete Seeger protest kind, but something far older, and much more resonant; celtic epics, perhaps, or a jig or two, and truly, giving up their black suits and ties for kilts had been tossed about on more then one occasion. It should be mentioned, at this time, that they'd employed a psychic who claimed that Paul, in his former like had been...

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jacobport
Posted: Tuesday, March 08, 2011 2:54:52 PM

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A WWE wrestler by the name of Basstone Brawler. His patented move was to swing his arm behind his back, over his head, hop on one leg and deliver the final.......

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WellMadeMale
Posted: Wednesday, March 09, 2011 4:06:47 PM

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taunting gesture. With an indifferent shrug of his shoulders, he...

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DirtyMartini
Posted: Wednesday, March 09, 2011 7:12:45 PM

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...would use Vulcan mind control techniques to freeze his opponent and implant in their minds awful visions of...


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jacobport
Posted: Wednesday, March 09, 2011 7:23:50 PM

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Ben Affleck as characters from any and all of his movies. This move surely works wonders. And when coupled together with........

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Jillicious
Posted: Tuesday, March 15, 2011 7:59:18 PM

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...some tasty buttered popcorn, a warm blanket, a sexy partner, and a few stiff drinks; wonderful things start to happen. Things so amazing that they blow...

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WellMadeMale
Posted: Wednesday, March 16, 2011 3:24:56 PM

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the roof off of my reactor containment unit. The level of chemistry induced...

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Jillicious
Posted: Wednesday, March 16, 2011 3:34:54 PM

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...a sleepy state of being. Which only added to my quest for...

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DirtyMartini
Posted: Wednesday, March 16, 2011 3:42:15 PM

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...the answer to that age old question about the chicken or the egg. I had finally realized why a chicken coupe can only have two windows...if it had four, it would be called a "chicken sedan"...but, I could never figure out until now why chicken coupes don't have basements...realizing that the answer had been right in front of my eyes for so long, it was obviously...


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Guest
Posted: Friday, March 18, 2011 10:21:31 PM

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...all tied up with the big bang and all of that clap trap when the Earth got created. I once understood it all so clearly, but ever since being trapped in the elevator with twenty women in square dancing skirts, I was really not capable of any sort of critical analysis. Anytime I started to get serious, the scritch scritch of all that crinoline came blasting back into my mind and I was forced to drown my angst in...
jacobport
Posted: Saturday, March 19, 2011 4:12:20 PM

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.....a move I learned from the movie "Breakin II: Electric Boogaloo"...... Spinning on my head and immediatly going into the Dolphin and then the Helicopter Backspin. Oh the memories of the days of carrying around an old folded up refrigerator box and a boom box the size of a city block on my shoulder bring a.........

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DirtyMartini
Posted: Tuesday, May 24, 2011 12:00:27 AM

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...sudden urge to get the old cardboard out of storage and the boom box out of the pawn shop and see if I still got the moves. It would be nice if some of my old break dance buddies were still around, the last I heard they were...


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WellMadeMale
Posted: Tuesday, May 24, 2011 12:52:01 AM

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camping in tents near Michael Jackson's mausoleum, praying for His resurrection and second...

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nicola
Posted: Tuesday, May 24, 2011 3:55:19 AM

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...hand clothes to become available on ebay. The white glove apparently fetched US$110K, who know how much his...
DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, June 02, 2011 4:11:38 AM

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...unfinished manuscript of the story he planned on submitting to Lush might fetch. Of course that story would probably have been rejected considering the rumors of underage sex and the like, but reportedly the text is rumored to have contained details about a little known...


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