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combination health snack - sex toy which was planned to be introduced to his legions of fans during his heyday in the mid eighties. The irony was that edible device was also a slick chocolate nutbar promoted by Elizabeth Taylor, yet it was this product's versatility which ...
 The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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most often triggered his acute paraskavedekatriaphobia. The last time it happened, he'd ended up in the ER chatting up a nurse who...
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was poking him with needles all the while chattering what she and her boyfriend did last night in the operating room
Smile at your enemies.. It makes them crazy...
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which was probably the wildest latex-glove water-balloon fight that ever took place in this hospital. The puddles of water had dried overnight but there were still fragments of...
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shredded dignity, dripping from the walls and ceiling. Meanwhile, at the edge of Okefenokee Swamp, a shy Bigfoot peered into the open flapping entrance of a tent...
The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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...and asked for a razor and shaving cream, because he was feeling a bit hairy and wanted to get rid of the excess hair to impress Little Miss Muffett and ask her out on a date. When he was clean shaven, he saw Miss Muffett eating what appeared to be oatmeal and approached her. Miss Muffett looked up and asked,...
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If train A leaves Chicago at 3:45 PM traveling at a constant rate of 50 mph and train B leaves New York at 4:00 PM traveling at a constant rate of 35 mph, then what time will they serve dinner? After asking such a question Miss Muffett returned to her tuffet and began eating her...
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tamales that she brought out from a big basket behind her. Apparently, she's hungry and can't wait for dinner that she asked a....
Smile at your enemies.. It makes them crazy...
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naked man named Spider who sat down beside her if she could lick him since he looked so delicious.
"Yes, you may," he replied excitedly, then stood in front of her and....
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...started crying because he felt responsible for his uncle's untimely demise. Uncle Ben, who loved his rice like he loved his heroes...
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...yes heroes, those long sandwiches were something he felt the utmost respect for...in fact, it inflamed him on the inside every time someone used the word "hoagie"...he thought it showed a lack of respect for the one thing he felt so strongly about. In fact, every time he even heard the mention of the word "hoagie" he could barely contain his anger, at one time he even went as far as...
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...dialing the Hoagie Hatred Advice Line (HHAL). He was answered by a delectable sounding young lady, who went by the name of pink tranquility. They got on like a house on fire, and it turned out that pink tranquility didn't live all that far away, so they decided to...
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Head to Pittsburgh to watch the Pirates play the Penguins with Pinks sister Purple.
After Their fill of pizza, pop, peanuts, and popcorn, Pink says; lets jump that train and...
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...be hobos for a year. If you could only imagine the adventures we would have! We could eat beans out of cans, sleep in tent cities, and even...
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... Hop on to a freight train bound for somewhere in the middle of...
Ehhhhh, What's up Doc?
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The Pacific Ocean. There we could dive for canned Lobsters and Star kissed Tuna. Cut all the tree's down and build a mansion on the lake.
After going ice skating, and building a fire...
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we could plug our laptops into the smoldering embers and practice editing each other's erotic stories. Who knows, we might even invent a new language, create a new fad, or at the very least...
The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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Have sex on the water bed. We could build a plane with pontoons out of scrap that we salvage from the bottom of Lake Pacifica,
And fly to...
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The celebration of rubber bands, held each year in a place called Boston. Its the cities most famed celebration. Even more famous than.....
"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
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Rank: Constant Gardener
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The Running of The Yetis, in Timbuktu. As usual, there will be those who whine about the censorship occurring on a free, erotica-themed, adult networking site, while a sane man would realize that nothing is freer than the feeling of ...
The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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...running backwards through a corn field with his pants down. An enticing feel, so many ears of corn quickly working a man's ass brings about...
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...a uniquely flavored kernel ideal for kettle corn. It is rumored that after munching a fistful of kettle corn prepared this way, a popular member of Lush was so…
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...full of himself that he regarded all other Lushies as being inferior. So he insulted everyone straightaway before storming off into the blue. Everyone had a quick sigh of relief. Boy is he really...
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.....in for a surprise when he gets home. Emails, emails, emails. More Emails then he could ever imagine!! One in particular stood out. The question asked of him was......
"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
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Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
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...How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He pondered for a moment if there was some deeply hidden philosophical meaning here, and if perhaps the fate of all mankind depended on his answer...he figured he'd best call...
You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
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...his sister in law, who was an expert in tautology. Her line was engaged however, so he decided instead, to give up on that particular chucking conundrum, and focus on a more pressing matter...
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The lithe brunette's firm, denim covered ass, which had been backed up and shoved into the front of his pelvis. As he gazed down upon Miss Perfect Butt's delicious V-shaped torso, he noticed out of the corner of his right eye, that he was standing, barefooted in a large pool of...
The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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Freshly roasted marshmallows. While wasting time on the thought of how they got there, he didn't realize......
"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
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that his mobile butt plug had eased out and he was in danger of staining his brand new, designer khaki cargo shorts. But that's just one risk of free swinging, commando-style...the benefits far outweighed...
The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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an offensive line that had just finished a feeding frenzie at the all-u-can eat buffet. In fact, if you think about it......
"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
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