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WellMadeMale
Posted: Wednesday, December 14, 2011 8:06:55 PM

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he had not guzzled that ninth whiskey sour (stopping at perhaps the sixth one), maybe he would've been able to converse to the hawt, cougary barfly without spitting in her face when he slurred and sputtered his infamously successful pickup line. "I betcher pushy pulls a proud pointer, you wanna ...

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
nicola
Posted: Thursday, December 15, 2011 3:26:36 AM

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...enter a tongue twisting tautology test and find out?

"I'd love to" she said, "but I have an appointment at 5pm with my friendly french..."
Guest
Posted: Thursday, December 15, 2011 7:29:52 AM

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"...freakishly frigid fraternity. They heard about my feathered femme fellatio fetish and want me to tease ten Texan...."
hotairgasm
Posted: Friday, December 23, 2011 10:43:51 AM

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... hairdos for the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders to give them that "big hair" look they so dearly love in the Lone Star State. But once those ladies got a look at my body, the hair teasing had to wait as they reached for the big bulge in my ......


“dog food lid” backwards is “dildo of God.”
WellMadeMale
Posted: Friday, December 23, 2011 11:27:15 AM

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in my ~ dvd attache case. Their eyes all dove straight to my collection of discs for all the season's programs of: Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. My fashion secret thus uncloaked, all I could do was bark my signature cackle and offer to make copies for each of the overly tanned...

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hotairgasm
Posted: Tuesday, December 27, 2011 2:38:17 PM

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... football players on the team who obviously are great fans of the show. I presented a copy to each of the Dallas Cowboys players who squealed with delight and rushed out of the lockerroom to ......


“dog food lid” backwards is “dildo of God.”
Guest
Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 6:56:09 PM

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...'It's Raining Men' playing through the speakers as they danced into the stadium, rolling their Queer Eye and discs towards the stands where a sultry, svelt silhouette stood still stroking...
Guest
Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 7:58:26 PM

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his persian cat. The cross-dressing talent scout was drooling like a teething baby at all the athletic man flesh, who it seemed had only eyes for..
WellMadeMale
Posted: Saturday, December 31, 2011 2:42:51 PM

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balls. Big balls, little balls, polished balls of every size and color, why - some of those balls even...

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Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 01, 2012 8:02:13 AM

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made cute little tinkling noises. The Dallas cowboys were a bit confused until someone pointed out that the tinkling balls actually belonged to........
nicola
Posted: Sunday, January 01, 2012 2:41:08 PM

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Julio Iglesias, who still couldn't believe he was one of the top 15 best selling music artists in history. Clearing his throat to get ready for his half time performance, he looked down and realised that...
DirtyMartini
Posted: Sunday, January 01, 2012 3:38:44 PM

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...he probably shouldn't even be here, he should be home celebrating his birthday...since according to his Lush Stories profile page it was not only his birthday but everyone on his friends list...he immediately decided he should make a careful exit by...


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nicola
Posted: Sunday, January 01, 2012 7:28:10 PM

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...opening up the trap door on stage, and jumping through. Little did he realise, like Alice falling down the rabbit hole, the tunnel actually led to...
poizenivy
Posted: Sunday, January 01, 2012 11:19:07 PM

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the tunnel actually led to...Lizzard Lick Towing Company in Lizzard Lick South Carolina. He landed in the middle of a fight between a big, hairy, toothless redneck and a....

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, January 03, 2012 5:56:36 PM

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equally hairy big biker bitch. Little did he know she was his biggest fan. Julio was shocked when he saw the tattoo on her naked hairy left breast... it was a graphic depiction of.....
WellMadeMale
Posted: Tuesday, January 03, 2012 9:31:01 PM

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Willie Nelson, portraying ninety-two hundred sexual positions of all the girls he'd known before. Elaborate beyond all description, this rainbow hued tattoo provided all the impetus which Julio required to supply the verses of his next hit song, 'Eye Holder, You Bolder, We Smolder ~ Cuckolder', which hit number two on the Australian and European charts, but only...

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, January 04, 2012 5:03:27 AM

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for a very short time. Seems one of the number crunchers in the Australian music industry had spent a big night on the turps with Julio the night before. He inadvertently added a few zeros at the end of Julio's sales figures. His superior was so aghast at the embarrassment this caused the Aussie public, his only course of action was.....
poizenivy
Posted: Thursday, January 05, 2012 7:16:36 PM

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to publicly flog the number cruncher after making him dress up like catwoman and stand on a street corner holding a sign that said...

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

DirtyMartini
Posted: Friday, July 06, 2012 12:13:32 PM

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"Welcome to the Lush forum, where anything is possible." After a few days of holding the sign, his arms got tired, and though he seemed to have learned his lesson though he insisted on keeping the Catwoman costume saying he wanted to wear it the next time he...


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WellMadeMale
Posted: Friday, July 06, 2012 12:33:04 PM

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developed that old familiar urge to lick his nutsack. The last time he'd gone to that secret place, he'd ripped the crotch out of his Felix the Cat costume and had not been able to repair it nor find another and Catwoman would have to suffice. After all, aside from the actual scrotum kissing, everything else is simply a fetish fantasy and who would ever know the real truth, unless...

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
1ball
Posted: Friday, July 06, 2012 11:44:23 PM

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...the purple dragon in his garage told them. The glass of lemonade was a substitute for...

My latest story is too hot to publish. My most recent story before that is Even Stranger In Lust
Graham_X
Posted: Saturday, July 07, 2012 6:33:26 PM

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...the champagne everyone expected her to drink but, if she were honest with herself, she was fed up of being the Queen. Although she wouldn't admit it, she's much rather....

Just put a new story up called Venus: My Mistress In Leather and Lace. It seems a long time since I have written any prose, been seduced by prosody. Anyway, please feel free to check it out - Thank you xxx
Boobs_and_Peen
Posted: Monday, July 09, 2012 3:00:20 PM

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...work in a history village teaching kids about the olde days. She liked dressing up as the...
naughtynurse
Posted: Wednesday, July 11, 2012 8:59:08 AM

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milkmaid, all pig tail braids, cute aprons, and homespun cloth. So to make up for the disappointment she found with her profession she....



A special thank you to all who read and voted on my competition Quickie, a Recomended Read: Something Borrowed
DirtyMartini
Posted: Wednesday, July 11, 2012 10:19:56 AM

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...took on some side jobs as a dominatrix, and though she found the work often grueling...for instance, her arm would get terribly tired from cracking the whip, it did have the unexpected benefit of...


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adele
Posted: Wednesday, July 18, 2012 5:40:45 PM

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.... making her an arm wrestling champion. Unfortunately, it also made it......

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
WellMadeMale
Posted: Sunday, July 22, 2012 9:57:19 PM

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quite difficult for men to find their own self confidence to the point of asking her out on romantic dates. The life of a dominatrix arm wrestling champion is often a solitary one, destined to always either be looked up to or plagued with grovelers littering your landscape, like...

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
adele
Posted: Tuesday, July 24, 2012 9:23:20 AM

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like DM and WMM who just wanted to be humiliated and abused.

TV is so over rated and.......

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
scooter
Posted: Tuesday, July 24, 2012 10:22:06 AM

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Under rated these days that I have ten of them still in the box.
The delivery trucks on the way, bringing me another load of...
WellMadeMale
Posted: Monday, July 30, 2012 2:26:46 PM

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Fizzy Wizzy bath tints and rubber duckies. With the recent aggressive FBI crackdown in the lower 48 states, I wanted to stock up on hygienic and fun bathing supplies; because occasionally, I like to get in touch with...

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
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