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Pig Sex = Makin Bacon Sow = Boar Whore Pig emotion after first sex experience = Gilt Guilt Pig pick up line = Swine Line What a pig calls his/her Apartment = My Sty
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What should Hap never do to one of his favorite Lushies?
injure Ginger
Given Ginger's outlook on life what would you call her?
a yuppy puppy
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A Stoneage herbivore- Barbarian Vegetarian
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A moving bordello on the highway
Fuck Truck
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bowl of ice in front of a fan freeze breeze
massage of my tits freeze squeeze
what FS keeps asking me to do to hers squeeze please
There is no mark of self, And no mark of others, No mark of living beings, And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Captain Kirk's appendage A Trekker Pecker And what does he wear on it? A Intergalactic Prophylactic
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings....... We continue to fly......on a broomstick If you can bear the Aussie accent... sit back close your eyes and listen Let The Game Begin
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Reading but not posting from the office
Work Lurk
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imhapless's postings hap rap
imhapless's hat hap cap
imhapless's bar hap tap
spce between imhapless's two front teeth hap gap
what imhapless gets when he sits down hap lap
what do you call the rest time imhapless takes during the day hap nap
and finally, what do you call imhapless's constant ramblings hap yap
think i've covered them all!!!
There is no mark of self, And no mark of others, No mark of living beings, And no mark of a life.
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What is that unpleasant odor that sometimes permeates Lush?
adele smell
If there were justice in this world where would a certain one-titted Lushie be?
adele cell
What do you call it when someone types a word improperly?
adele spell
What do you call it when a witch causes a female to have only one tit?
again, adele spell
What do you call it when someone gets so preoccupied with something they can't move forward?
adele dwell
And the winner, and still champion, HAP!
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sorry hap, only 5 (used same one twice and wouldn't a typo be an adele MISspell). 5 less than 7, so I still win!!!!!
pro after gang bang
sore whore
There is no mark of self, And no mark of others, No mark of living beings, And no mark of a life.
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[Hey, adele, it isn't the number but how clever and devestating they are; we could have people
What describes me when I get up?
bed head
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what is apt description of hap's brain?
dead head
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Newest Iphone application, sink the kayak before it gets to shore Hap App Sitting out in the cold for too long numb bum Hap's Penis extender... for goodness sake, a fake snake What's a country boy after a night with FS A Fuckedsilly Hillbilly
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings....... We continue to fly......on a broomstick If you can bear the Aussie accent... sit back close your eyes and listen Let The Game Begin
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wildcat's ride on halloween evening
fright night flight
There is no mark of self, And no mark of others, No mark of living beings, And no mark of a life.
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What Adele get from the freezer? Oooh nice ice What does it give her? nipple cripple
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings....... We continue to fly......on a broomstick If you can bear the Aussie accent... sit back close your eyes and listen Let The Game Begin
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noise made by the crinkling of a stiff plastic overgarment? jacket racket
the blush of one's body due to sex? screw hue
the ringing from the belltower at a satanic church? hell's bells
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xxx rated movie with mystical horse unicorn porn
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"unicorn porn"... now that could get kinky!
submissive newlywed? tied bride
favored activity of the small-minded? eschew stormblue
something we will never see? politician attrition
category that Lush falls into? write site
singer mel, to a cannibal chef? gourmet torme
well-used backdoor? glute chute
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facsupers avatar fine wine
description of ones possesions line by line of mine
a good meal fine dine
direction to location of ore mine sign
silverware pattern tine design
defensive group in baseball line of nine
glass of salt water brine stein
There is no mark of self, And no mark of others, No mark of living beings, And no mark of a life.
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Whitney Houston marries Gene Pitney Whitney Pitney Double crossers occupation Frame Game
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings....... We continue to fly......on a broomstick If you can bear the Aussie accent... sit back close your eyes and listen Let The Game Begin
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Whitney Houston marries Gene Pitney Whitney Pitney Double crossers occupation Frame Game
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings....... We continue to fly......on a broomstick If you can bear the Aussie accent... sit back close your eyes and listen Let The Game Begin
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Time spent in a makeshift brace? splint stint
Soul-stirring hymn? emotional devotional
Desires for others to come to harm? pernicious wishes
Eskimo home built in a manner disapproved of by the neighbors? taboo igloo
I like this game, it gets the mind working creatively!
You two are pretty good at it, too!
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detonating line fire wire
flat wheel on the car dire tire
hot and sweaty fire perspire
interview wear hire attire
winded due to walking through the mud mired and tired
tall steeple on church higher spire
raggy clothes dire attire
norse burial ritual pyre fire
thanks. You aren't bad yourself
There is no mark of self, And no mark of others, No mark of living beings, And no mark of a life.
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Emergency response vehicle for sleepwalkers? somnambulance ambulance
Create the occasion? foment moment
Old coot of a boarder? codger lodger
On-the-ball asshole? astute brute
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distruaght boy sad lad
nasty scoundrel bad cad
unusual father rad dad
a little angry tad mad
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a fast broom
zoom broom
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A great Aussie mate True-blue A dose of something Hap might get from unprotected sex Hap Clap...sorry mate What my boss calls me...he's a sleaze Pocket Rocket
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings....... We continue to fly......on a broomstick If you can bear the Aussie accent... sit back close your eyes and listen Let The Game Begin
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What wildcat is around poor pathetic Hap?
bossy Aussie
What Wildcat is when she's having a bad mental day
batty catty
What Wildcat is when she eats too much
fat cat [now don't get mad my darling heroine, you know how I have brain farts once in a while]
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A poor hooker destitute prostitute a determined hooker resolute prostitute what adele got after too much ice itty bitty titty SP goes high tech yuppie puppy what Hap gets when he forgets his lube phallus callus
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings....... We continue to fly......on a broomstick If you can bear the Aussie accent... sit back close your eyes and listen Let The Game Begin
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why hap's penis is raw after he masturbates sand hand
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