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Location: Sydney, Australia
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She's surfing lush stories, how would you caption this photo? 
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Joined: 11/24/2010
Posts: 336
Location: whispering in your ear, United Kingdom
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Stacey couldn't believe her eyes when she borrowed her brother's laptop to do some coursework. "Incest stories?!" She cried, "Time for a lock on the bedroom door!"
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Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Joined: 10/19/2009
Posts: 5,351
Location: Right here on Lush Stories...
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"Somebody gave my latest story a 2? The bastards, let me go hunt them down..."
 You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/3/2010
Posts: 3,240
Location: California
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"They put the what in the what!?"
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Joined: 11/30/2006
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Oh my goodness, another shocking comment made on the forums by WMM! 
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Joined: 2/24/2010
Posts: 2,667
Location: Ohio
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Thats not the avatar I posted last night! 
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video chatroom on lush!? no way!!! i gotta try this!
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Rank: Matriarch
Joined: 12/6/2006
Posts: 22,401
Location: Sydney, Australia
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"Wow, bigdick4u certainly wasn't lying, those profile pics are proof of that"
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/24/2010
Posts: 493
Location: New Mexico
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Oh shit. I coulda swore he was wearing a watch before he put his hand in there!
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,066
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"Monorail woman says: I iz in ur chatrooms seeing wut i can haz get away wif!"
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/11/2009
Posts: 2,018
Location: whispering conspiratorially in your ear, Bermuda
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DirtyMartini wrote:"Somebody gave my latest story a 2? The bastards, let me go hunt them down..."   That is so, so apt....but, seriously..... "MK declined my friend request?"
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element "If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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Rank: Matriarch
Joined: 12/6/2006
Posts: 22,401
Location: Sydney, Australia
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"Oh, that's what watersports also means, yuck!"
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Rank: Moderator
Joined: 6/15/2010
Posts: 1,264
Location: State of Confusion
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What! I've been banned from the site?!?! I'm suing Lush.
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Rank: Matriarch
Joined: 12/6/2006
Posts: 22,401
Location: Sydney, Australia
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SweetPenny wrote:What! I've been banned from the site?!?! I'm suing Lush.  That was a classic.
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Whoa! I need to try that! Now!
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Rank: Matriarch
Joined: 12/6/2006
Posts: 22,401
Location: Sydney, Australia
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"I didn't even know that was physically possible"
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Rank: Senior Story Verifier
Joined: 5/16/2010
Posts: 1,183
Location: Undressing him with my eyes, United States
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"Oh my God, that's my boss!!!"
In custody. I love baseball!!!
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Rank: Matriarch
Joined: 12/6/2006
Posts: 22,401
Location: Sydney, Australia
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"Mom?"
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Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Joined: 10/19/2009
Posts: 5,351
Location: Right here on Lush Stories...
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"Damn! I meant to send that message to my Lush friends...not everyone in the workplace..."
You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/17/2010
Posts: 374
Location: Las Vegas, United States
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"Daddy? What are you doing with Mom?!?"
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 2/24/2010
Posts: 2,667
Location: Ohio
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I need a cold shower now, after that chat with scooter! 
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Rank: Matriarch
Joined: 12/6/2006
Posts: 22,401
Location: Sydney, Australia
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"Sent to jail for playing the drums, that's preposterous"
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Joined: 6/15/2010
Posts: 1,264
Location: State of Confusion
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nicola wrote:"Sent to jail for playing the drums, that's preposterous" Am I the only one here who doesn't know what this means? 
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/3/2010
Posts: 3,240
Location: California
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SweetPenny wrote:nicola wrote:"Sent to jail for playing the drums, that's preposterous" Am I the only one here who doesn't know what this means? Here you go Penny:) http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postsm263466_Is-prison-life-too-easy.aspx#263466 "Figging? OH MY GOD!"
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That's the last time I put a "vibrating egg" in my pussy when writing a story! Did I really say that?
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Joined: 6/15/2010
Posts: 1,264
Location: State of Confusion
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Haha! I thought "playing the drums" was a euphemism for something perverted.
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Joined: 12/10/2009
Posts: 549
Location: Somewhere, Germany
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"Does it really say 1000 new messages in my inbox?"
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,066
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OMG i need to get me flask !
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Rank: Matriarch
Joined: 12/6/2006
Posts: 22,401
Location: Sydney, Australia
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"I've been booted out of the chat room for being an annoying troll? I can't believe it."
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Location: Sydney, Australia
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"my stry woz rejectd 4 por grammer? the nurv!"
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