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Guilty
Ever seduce your boss
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Location: United States
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poizenivy wrote:Ever seduce your boss Innocent....but his wife would be fun! Ever get done touching yourself and have to begin another session before you have even cleaned up?
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Guilty
Ever hurt yourself trying one sex move too many? eg fell off trapeze = broke your arm
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innocent
ever stay up all night cybering with someone
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 6/2/2011
Posts: 359
Location: At my computer sheesh, United States
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Guilty
Shove an ice cube up your butt
Ehhhhh, What's up Doc?
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Innocent
Told someone they have a poker up their butt?
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Posts: 542
Location: Everywhere u wanna b......, United States
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Innocent. Know someone who is still alive because you didnt feel like going to prison?
 There is a thin line between bravery & stupidity.......Don't cross it!Take time to live, love and dream!!You have been a naughty boy.........Now go to my room!!!
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guilty
Spends way too much time on this site
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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Guilty
Ever had cyber sex while your honey was near by?
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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innocent
ever had cyber sex when anyone else was nearby?
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 9/1/2011
Posts: 13
Location: Tunbridge Wells
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Innocent - make sure I have a dressing gown on when the window cleaner turns up -but one day....
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Innocent I don't do windows
Ever gone to the door naked expecting to surprise a friend only to find someone else?
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Joined: 4/8/2011
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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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innocent
ever sneak that second (or third) piece of cake or pie?
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/24/2009
Posts: 124
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guilty
ever talk to some one and just think of having sex with them
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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fuck yes...oh ooops guilty
ever want to be totally dominated?
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/6/2011
Posts: 531
Location: Charleston
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So Guilty
ever organized your entire house only to find that you couldn't find anything when you were finished?
Really, sex and laughter do go very well together, and I wondered - and I still do - which is more important.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/1/2011
Posts: 2,381
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Guilty
Ever had things to do and procrastinated?
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/8/2011
Posts: 542
Location: Everywhere u wanna b......, United States
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Guilty! Guilty! ever borrow something form someone with no intentions of giving it back?
There is a thin line between bravery & stupidity.......Don't cross it!Take time to live, love and dream!!You have been a naughty boy.........Now go to my room!!!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/1/2011
Posts: 2,381
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Guilty
Had co-worker who thinks he intimidates you and then he realises tables got turned?
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/8/2011
Posts: 542
Location: Everywhere u wanna b......, United States
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Innocent..... Ever had a guy ignore you to suit his own selfish need for attention.......?
There is a thin line between bravery & stupidity.......Don't cross it!Take time to live, love and dream!!You have been a naughty boy.........Now go to my room!!!
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Posts: 2,381
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innocent
ever met someone who ignores and then tries turn things around?
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Rank: Forum Guru
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Location: Everywhere u wanna b......, United States
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INNOCENT. EVER MEET A GUY TRY TO BE NICE AND THEY GO ALL PSYCHO ON YOU?
There is a thin line between bravery & stupidity.......Don't cross it!Take time to live, love and dream!!You have been a naughty boy.........Now go to my room!!!
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guilty
fucking without condems
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
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Guilty...but no longer
Fucking someone on pure impulse
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Location: Everywhere u wanna b......, United States
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Guilty, Fucking someone on pure impulse with no condom and you didnt even know their name?
There is a thin line between bravery & stupidity.......Don't cross it!Take time to live, love and dream!!You have been a naughty boy.........Now go to my room!!!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 6/2/2011
Posts: 359
Location: At my computer sheesh, United States
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Innocent
Ever use a condom for other than the designed usage?
Ehhhhh, What's up Doc?
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/7/2009
Posts: 10,555
Location: The Other Side Of The Mirror
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Guilty
Ever Have Sex During Lunch And Never Make It Back To Work?
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Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 326,942
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Guilty
Ever have wake up sex and not go in to work at all?
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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guilty
ever not be able to walk the next day because you fucked too much or too hard the night before?
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Joined: 2/22/2011
Posts: 5,522
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guilty
ever felt annoyed ..by just the look of someone.. without even knowing them?
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