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poizenivy
Posted: Friday, September 30, 2011 7:55:16 PM

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Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
Adele that is cool...hope it went well.

I have dreams that come true.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Friday, September 30, 2011 8:02:00 PM

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I USED TO have a really bad temper. My temper was greater or equal to the amount of my kindness and sweetness.
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 30, 2011 8:11:13 PM

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When my grandpa passed away I inherited is World War II gun/ bayonet. That's badass. I watch Pawnstars i know how much the bayonet is worth.
MelissaS
Posted: Saturday, October 01, 2011 3:16:36 PM

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hollyc wrote:
I USED TO have a really bad temper. My temper was greater or equal to the amount of my kindness and sweetness.

Soooo glad you got rid of it and left it behind.

It's not really interesting but, I can run 5miles in an hour.
poizenivy
Posted: Saturday, October 01, 2011 5:28:52 PM

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Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
I used to live in Micronesia

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

sluttykitty85
Posted: Saturday, October 01, 2011 6:48:11 PM

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Joined: 8/6/2011
Posts: 532
Location: Charleston
I have never been west of Tennessee.


Really, sex and laughter do go very well together, and I wondered - and I still do - which is more important.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 01, 2011 6:50:22 PM

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i own a shredder. again not interesting but it gives me something to talk about
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 01, 2011 11:08:14 PM

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I have the most vivid and weird dreams and they get stranger as the moon grows.... ?
Luckylibdo1
Posted: Friday, October 21, 2011 2:18:03 PM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 9/21/2011
Posts: 57
Location: Los Angeles
Discovered masterbation my humping my blanket at 5 yrs old
poizenivy
Posted: Friday, October 21, 2011 3:02:01 PM

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Joined: 8/5/2011
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Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
am sitting in a motel room all alone and horny...sigh

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

LauraLee_sugah
Posted: Friday, October 21, 2011 3:53:13 PM

Rank: Purveyor of Sweetness

Joined: 9/10/2011
Posts: 2,324
Location: the sweet, sunny south, United States
i really do carry an old fashioned, victorian-styled fan with me everyday. i love the subtle ways a fan can be used beyond the utilitarian.

i am experimenting with making my own.

warning: when i am working a fan my southern drawl becomes much thicker and richer. :-)

sometimes i have to watch....

read my masturbation story, Isla
DLizze
Posted: Friday, October 21, 2011 4:18:26 PM

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Joined: 4/23/2011
Posts: 2,496
I have played in bands rendering honors to four different American Presidents; Eisenhower, Nixon, Kennedy, and Johnson, in that order. (Nixon and Kennedy were not president at the time I played honors for them, though).

"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
Tyking85
Posted: Friday, October 21, 2011 5:33:28 PM

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Joined: 9/26/2010
Posts: 642
Location: Toronto, Canada
Sometimes I pee sitting down! Embarassed
SirSpanksAlot80
Posted: Saturday, October 22, 2011 1:26:15 AM

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Location: United States
I learned how to play chess at the age of 7 and have played it ever since. I once beat my dad in 6 moves BUT don't remember the combination :( NOW I have 22 chess boards. When I see one I buy it.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 22, 2011 8:49:18 AM

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I can wiggle my ears.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 22, 2011 10:32:08 AM

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I get wittier when I'm angry.
Tyking85
Posted: Saturday, October 22, 2011 3:50:26 PM

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Location: Toronto, Canada
Can solve the Rubik cube in under 3mins.
SirSpanksAlot80
Posted: Saturday, October 22, 2011 5:06:37 PM

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Location: United States
I am a HUGE Quentin Tarantino I have every movie he has ever made & a Kill Bill sword (Bill's sword)
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 22, 2011 9:03:27 PM

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my eyes change color depending on what my mood is and what color my clothes are...
Dudealicious
Posted: Saturday, October 22, 2011 10:25:39 PM

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Joined: 11/12/2010
Posts: 5,336
Location: The center of the universe, Canada
SirSpanksAlot80 wrote:
I am a HUGE Quentin Tarantino I have every movie he has ever made & a Kill Bill sword (Bill's sword)


So you look like Quentin Tarantino and you are much larger? Or are you a huge fan?

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

poizenivy
Posted: Saturday, October 22, 2011 11:21:49 PM

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Joined: 8/5/2011
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Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
I used to be a teacher

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

pet-player
Posted: Saturday, October 22, 2011 11:27:50 PM

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Joined: 10/2/2011
Posts: 324
Location: under your bed
I traveld the world for 1 year

When the shoe is fit the feet are forgoten :Osho
Guest
Posted: Sunday, October 23, 2011 12:25:30 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
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I have natural fangs
kinkygirl
Posted: Sunday, October 23, 2011 12:33:37 AM

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Joined: 11/14/2010
Posts: 11,449
Location: In your dreams, United States
I want Punz

swollen
Posted: Sunday, October 23, 2011 12:42:20 AM

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Joined: 5/27/2010
Posts: 996
I can speak Arabic.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, October 23, 2011 8:15:00 AM

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I used to be attractive.
WellMadeMale
Posted: Sunday, October 23, 2011 8:32:12 AM

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Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 10,212
Location: Cakeland, United States
When I was a kid I would tape beetles (the insect) to the underside of a Frisbee, then toss it back n forth with my BFF. Never could disorient them little bastards.

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
swollen
Posted: Sunday, October 23, 2011 11:37:49 AM

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I used to torture tadpoles i'd fished from the family pond !!
Embarassed
Guest
Posted: Sunday, October 23, 2011 7:59:06 PM

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I have been called crass and vulgar by MEN on Lush for my bad language!! Go figure!! Embarassed
Guest
Posted: Sunday, October 23, 2011 8:02:43 PM

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I know for a fact that you are crass and vulgar CG!!!

(that's why I LOVE you so!!!)

ahahahahahaahha
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