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Adele that is cool...hope it went well.
I have dreams that come true.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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I USED TO have a really bad temper. My temper was greater or equal to the amount of my kindness and sweetness.
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When my grandpa passed away I inherited is World War II gun/ bayonet. That's badass. I watch Pawnstars i know how much the bayonet is worth.
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hollyc wrote:I USED TO have a really bad temper. My temper was greater or equal to the amount of my kindness and sweetness. Soooo glad you got rid of it and left it behind. It's not really interesting but, I can run 5miles in an hour.
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I used to live in Micronesia
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Joined: 8/6/2011
Posts: 531
Location: Charleston
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I have never been west of Tennessee.
Really, sex and laughter do go very well together, and I wondered - and I still do - which is more important.
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i own a shredder. again not interesting but it gives me something to talk about
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I have the most vivid and weird dreams and they get stranger as the moon grows.... ?
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 9/21/2011
Posts: 50
Location: Los Angeles
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Discovered masterbation my humping my blanket at 5 yrs old
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am sitting in a motel room all alone and horny...sigh
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Rank: Purveyor of Sweetness
Joined: 9/10/2011
Posts: 1,991
Location: the sweet, sunny south, United States
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i really do carry an old fashioned, victorian-styled fan with me everyday. i love the subtle ways a fan can be used beyond the utilitarian. i am experimenting with making my own. warning: when i am working a fan my southern drawl becomes much thicker and richer. :-)
i am really excited to have two "recommended reads". they are "did you know i love your cock?" and "just fuck me". great titles, huh?
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I have played in bands rendering honors to four different American Presidents; Eisenhower, Nixon, Kennedy, and Johnson, in that order. (Nixon and Kennedy were not president at the time I played honors for them, though).
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
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Posts: 605
Location: Toronto, Canada
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Sometimes I pee sitting down! 
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Joined: 12/21/2010
Posts: 8,389
Location: In the Desert
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I learned how to play chess at the age of 7 and have played it ever since. I once beat my dad in 6 moves BUT don't remember the combination :( NOW I have 22 chess boards. When I see one I buy it.
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I can wiggle my ears.
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Posts: 201
Location: Gallifrey, United States
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I get wittier when I'm angry.
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Posts: 605
Location: Toronto, Canada
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Can solve the Rubik cube in under 3mins.
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Rank: Forum Guru
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Posts: 8,389
Location: In the Desert
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I am a HUGE Quentin Tarantino I have every movie he has ever made & a Kill Bill sword (Bill's sword)
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my eyes change color depending on what my mood is and what color my clothes are...
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Rank: Wise Ass
Joined: 11/12/2010
Posts: 4,927
Location: The center of the universe, Canada
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SirSpanksAlot80 wrote:I am a HUGE Quentin Tarantino I have every movie he has ever made & a Kill Bill sword (Bill's sword) So you look like Quentin Tarantino and you are much larger? Or are you a huge fan?
The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker 
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I used to be a teacher
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Joined: 10/2/2011
Posts: 324
Location: under your bed
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I traveld the world for 1 year
When the shoe is fit the feet are forgoten :Osho
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I have natural fangs
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Joined: 11/13/2010
Posts: 9,830
Location: In your dreams, United States
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I want Punz
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I can speak Arabic.
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I used to be attractive.
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Rank: Constant Gardener
Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 9,511
Location: Cakeland, United States
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When I was a kid I would tape beetles (the insect) to the underside of a Frisbee, then toss it back n forth with my BFF. Never could disorient them little bastards.
 The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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I used to torture tadpoles i'd fished from the family pond !!
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I have been called crass and vulgar by MEN on Lush for my bad language!! Go figure!!
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I know for a fact that you are crass and vulgar CG!!!
(that's why I LOVE you so!!!)
ahahahahahaahha
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