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Joined: 10/25/2011
Posts: 613
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Did she win anything?
I was once interviewed by the Secret Service because I had written an angry email to the vice presidents office (ok, I went a bit overboard, but I WAS angry! :-p)
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Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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When I get I stressed I really need nothing more than a cock to suck on and don't want anything other than that.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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I once helped build a birch bark canoe
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 401
Location: United States
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I've masturbated with my cousin in the room right next to mine.
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 10/7/2011
Posts: 23
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oh how naughty you are my amazing girlfriend :) and ive masterbated with my mom and dad in the other room and ive also eaten a girl out while they were in the room next to mine as well and she was a moaner
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 3/5/2011
Posts: 55
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My favorite movie is Rocky Horror Picture Show...
*INSERT SOMETHING WHITTY HERE*
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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I have operated a maually controlled lock in a canal in Canada.
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/20/2010
Posts: 1,355
Location: United States
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made it to be the first and only female manager in a manufacturing straigtht from the 40's
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 8/14/2011
Posts: 25
Location: United States
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i was in the marines
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 326,941
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I am 20 years old and i need a total hip replacement
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/1/2011
Posts: 327
Location: Sydney, Australia
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When i was 4 years old, i tried to put my cat in the microwave....(that was a bit harsh) lol
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/20/2010
Posts: 1,355
Location: United States
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did you tell the family it was chicken fricasee?
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/20/2010
Posts: 1,355
Location: United States
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i am a spontaenous yeller
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/19/2010
Posts: 153
Location: Washington
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I enjoy the show "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic" .... yeah I know...
The bear in the top hat! Here's my facebook if anyone wants it: http://www.facebook.com/kungfujimmyd
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/16/2011
Posts: 170
Location: United States
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I own 3 red ear sliders. (turtles)
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 326,941
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My first job was working on cars: fitting sunroofs, car alarms, sound systems, that sort of thing - I was damned good at it too...
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/1/2011
Posts: 327
Location: Sydney, Australia
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Eeyore123 wrote:did you tell the family it was chicken fricasee? Aha, well my mam rescued it before i got a chance to turn it on. Wasnt really my fault, i was really young, i was unsupervised and didnt know any better. Plus my mam and dad had a very turbulent relationship, i didnt have the best parental guidance, until they broke up and i went to live wth my gran, she straightened me out ;)
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/1/2011
Posts: 327
Location: Sydney, Australia
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I have an unhealty interest in Final Fantasy games, particularly the old ones VII & VIII. Especially when I was in my teens, I loved playing them to the point where wished the games were actually a reality. I think ive completed FFVIII about 20 times lol.
Any other passionate gamers out there? :)
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/18/2011
Posts: 127
Location: Camberley, United Kingdom
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I once bought Jimmy Page a double Jack Daniels..
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/11/2010
Posts: 1,004
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I'm not really fugly..... just extremely shy and I use humor as a cover because I suck big time at small talk  Now that really wasn't interesting, was it  Sorry 
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Rank: Story Verifier
Joined: 9/28/2011
Posts: 113
Location: In a confessional, United States
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I use to pose nude for an artist in grad school. Hey, it was good money. Unfortunately, he just died. I discovered that he did an entire series on me. I'm going to actually have to save up so that I can afford to purchase a copy. How ironic?
New Submission “I’ve found that if you turn your back on inspiration, that bitch will steal shit from your house and disappear.” ~Emily McCombs.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 6/29/2011
Posts: 347
Location: Philly, where Master is, United States
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hmmmmmmmmmmmm..what fact shall i give out? My life is complete now that i finally after all these years have my grandson...he brings joy and happiness to me...and he is so loved 
doing my best to be good..
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Rank: Story Lover
Joined: 7/22/2011
Posts: 2,551
Location: Fantasy City, United States
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I love sports, in fact, I could coach the local high school football program as well as any man. The guys love that....
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/4/2010
Posts: 5,578
Location: Alabama, United States
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During my high school days I seriously considered going to seminary to become a minister.
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 326,941
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ive never had a speeding ticket...and i speed all the time! :D
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 326,941
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I was an engaged once.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 2/24/2010
Posts: 2,667
Location: Ohio
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I always get speeding tickets,
And I don't even speed, much less drive
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/24/2011
Posts: 186
Location: Cocoa Beach, United States
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I got my nose broken while cage fighting. I won the fight and $300.
My first story for Lush is posted, The Goodbye Fuck.http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/the-goodbye-fuck.aspx
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 326,941
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I am missing to front teeth and have to wear a retainer until i get teeth implants. Wow that is sad
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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I have dyslexia and ADHD
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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