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Jack_42
Posted: Tuesday, November 15, 2011 3:51:47 AM

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My family at one time were caretakers of a church and I used to delight in hiding my porn behind the altar where there was a gap. I also used to masturbate in the toilet of the church hall whilst reading the magazines.
Archadia
Posted: Tuesday, November 15, 2011 4:01:09 AM

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I used to get porn dvds off a guy at work dirty cheap, instead writing the dvd title on the copy, he had full list in a word document that were numbered, then he would just write whatever number it was on the dvd, thats a pretty handy way of keeping porn inconspicuous, so unless somebody actually put the dvd in the player, they wouldnt know it was porn. Having "Busty Nurses 3" slapped across the front of the disc, is a bit of a giveaway.... laughing9

Also i would keep them in with other dvds, like films and music cd's, that way it doesnt look so obvious
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, November 15, 2011 4:17:59 AM

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Hide it in my room, I don't mind.
secrets_hidden
Posted: Tuesday, December 06, 2011 4:14:45 PM

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Get a computer and hide it on a hidden partition of the hard drive that only you know the password to, there aren't many family members who can access hidden files unless they are trained in computer security or digital forensics.
ramrod32784
Posted: Monday, August 13, 2012 4:11:54 PM

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When I was a kid I would hide it in the worst record album that I had or in my guitar case,Never was caught
atrain_alex89
Posted: Monday, August 13, 2012 10:05:00 PM

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i would say hide them under ur mattress
gr8guy2
Posted: Sunday, October 07, 2012 12:09:07 AM

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I would say you are 19, if you are, it shouldn't matter, your an adult keep them up on your bed or under the covers if you must. Second off, go get your own place. Then you might find someone, then your ancient mags are obsolete.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 09, 2012 9:18:55 AM

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HIDE PORN? WTH, that is like hiding the Vatican, just not right!
thacool101
Posted: Wednesday, October 10, 2012 6:59:54 PM

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in somebody else's old shit
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 10, 2012 7:09:20 PM

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I have a drawer next to my cigar room and a shelf on the mezzanine of my east wing library. Both places that my wife and servants rarely visit
Guest
Posted: Sunday, October 28, 2012 7:31:55 PM

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Take it from someone who knows...there IS NO SAFE PLACE FOR PORN!!

I used to drive My mother crazy as a kid with My porn stash! I tried everywhere...under the bed, in the bathroom, under the drawers, everywhere. She'd eventually find it and throw it out. Finally I grew up and moved out. Now I don't worry about it so much!
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