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Joined: 1/19/2012 Posts: 1,256 Location: Australia
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oh can you please move your lance?
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Joined: 10/5/2012 Posts: 6,067 Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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I told you to take your bra off Helen, they may have let us off then.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 326,981
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I don't care what the gnomes told you...
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Joined: 10/5/2012 Posts: 6,067 Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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How did I know they were stuffing weed into my pockets?
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 326,981
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you were too busy enjoying their wandering hands and the height of their bulbous noses!!!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/14/2012 Posts: 522 Location: somewhere boring, United States
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What did you DO? i hope it was fun lol
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/9/2012 Posts: 1,760
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Okay Trouble. What did you do?
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Joined: 2/9/2012 Posts: 7,270 Location: United States
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no you didn't......
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/14/2012 Posts: 522 Location: somewhere boring, United States
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Uh i hope you remember because my memory is more than a little fuzzy lol.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/14/2012 Posts: 522 Location: somewhere boring, United States
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SageHeart wrote:Okay Trouble. What did you do? Trouble? Hey now that innocent look may fool everyone else but not me
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Rank: Purveyor of Sweetness
Joined: 9/10/2011 Posts: 1,991 Location: the sweet, sunny south, United States
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i promise... i am innocent....
i am really excited to have two "recommended reads". they are "did you know i love your cock?" and "just fuck me". great titles, huh?
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 326,981
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Sugah what did you do?!?!
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Joined: 9/14/2012 Posts: 522 Location: somewhere boring, United States
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Hello beautiful :)
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Joined: 10/5/2012 Posts: 6,067 Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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Hello lovely :)
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/15/2007 Posts: 228 Location: United States
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Destiny - were we meant to be friends?
Gramps
The quiet and always horny old guy in Sunny Florida USA
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  Rank: Brawling Berserker
Joined: 2/12/2012 Posts: 1,323 Location: Not on your radar, Norway
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Crap! You again?
An entry for the humour competition! I has it! Now you can read stuff that's like.. all funny and hillarious and amusing!Choking the Blue Snake!!
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  Rank: Corporal Turnip
Joined: 6/7/2012 Posts: 3,062 Location: Canada
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Oh no... A Swede and a Norwegian...... is this a sign of the apocalypse?
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/make-my-baby-cum.aspx
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/14/2012 Posts: 522 Location: somewhere boring, United States
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Ok what did you do this time? :P
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Joined: 12/6/2009 Posts: 3,560 Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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You knock the driver out, I'll get the other one and we'll escape with the car and the loot and get spectacularly stoned!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/14/2012 Posts: 522 Location: somewhere boring, United States
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Sounds like a good plan ok on the count of 3!
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Joined: 4/8/2011 Posts: 19,358 Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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I know you?
There is no mark of self, And no mark of others, No mark of living beings, And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/10/2010 Posts: 9,859
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Yes, looking good
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  Rank: Corporal Turnip
Joined: 6/7/2012 Posts: 3,062 Location: Canada
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Joined: 9/14/2012 Posts: 522 Location: somewhere boring, United States
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Lol whatd you get me into?
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Joined: 5/2/2010 Posts: 2,890 Location: south
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ahhh we share the stage again
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/10/2010 Posts: 9,859
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Now sharing cuffs
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/14/2012 Posts: 522 Location: somewhere boring, United States
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Ok ill get the cops you drive us to your boat and then we get the hell out of here lol.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/9/2012 Posts: 1,760
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Again??? Really? Easier ways...just saying...
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Joined: 9/10/2010 Posts: 9,859
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Like being cuffed
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Joined: 8/9/2012 Posts: 1,760
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I thought it was your boat???
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