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Hap overheard this and cringed -- CG was way too much woman for him. But maybe mischiefmaker could take his place.....
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Meanwhile as Adele & Bp are on their way to the playroom , a blushing Adele turns to Bp and says " Hey sweetie , I just remembered I need to stop by my place it won't take long .... There's something I want to turn on " . Not a problem says Bp I bet your really good at " turning things on " .... Well the grin on Adele's face ...........
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Well the grin on Adele's face was tremendous. People have mentioned that to me before, but.......
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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but I've also found a girl really has to watch ... as it can be a double edged sword , for instance there was this one time .... now I won't mention any names but you can probably guess .... a special friend of ours and I were doing a little " voulenteer " work for the Lushville Chapter of the ................
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of the ... Lush Christmas Carolers and sex toy abusers choir.
This mostly involved...
I'm not 50something, I'm 30something with 20 years experience!
Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, stomp along there and turn the fucker on yourself! (Sarah Millican)
Writing erotica is like looking for the G spot in the reader's mind.
Now ready to read and hoefully enjoy: The Lady and the tramp 2, (or, the postman always comes twice).
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This mostly involved visiting all the lushies and collecting those poor abused toys, and then singing their praises.
Well it doesn't take a genius to know..........
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This mostly involved 15-20 scantly Lush lovelies journeying through the decorated neighborhoods bringing joy & merriment to all .... Well , this one particularly nipple chilling night we were invited in by a kindly rosy cheeked gentleman to " knock the frost off " as he so aptly put it ...it was there in front of a large stone fireplace while warming my ........
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Nikki703 wrote:This could be interesting. Complete the sentence above you, then leave a started sentence for the next person to complete.
Example- I was laying by the pool and...........
Completion- John began to rub oil all over my boobs.
And be as naughty as you like.................but also be nice!! LOL
Ill Start:
Nikki was sitting in the hot tub fantasizing about........... We seem to actually have trouble completing the sentences here. I have no idea what's going on.  It was there in front of a large stone fireplace while warming my hands that I noticed his Christmas tree was fully dectorated, and I realized I should get started on mine.
When I was out Christmas shopping I saw the most beautiful...
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pair of legs I have ever seen on a woman.
So I followed her into the lingerie store....
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So i followed her into the lingerie store and fucked her ass in the fitting room.
The morning later, i realised my....
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..cock had turned GREEN!!!!
So I rushed to the doctor and he said I .....
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"have never seen such a thing in my life!"
Instead of medicine he gave me .......
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gave me the name of a sex therapist who could help.
Her name was CG, and when I saw her....
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....bending over like that I couldnt help but sneak up behind her and lick her pussy
Doc! what's wrong with....
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...my tongue, it won't stop licking!
She reaches back....
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She reaches back and slaps me upside the head and says "Maybe before attempting to lick my pussy, you might want to introduce yourself first!" With my ears still ringing from the slap...
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I said "but that's not what Wolverine told me."
CG then laughed in my face before....
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CG then laughed in my face before slamming her high heel into my instep. ;)
On a nicer note, the Lushville town Christmas tree was adorned with...
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On a nicer note, the Lushville town Christmas tree was adorned with all styles and colors of lushie undergarments and some jewelry here and there...a few typical ornaments
but what really caught my attention.........
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but what really caught my attention was the various sex toys scattered throughout the tree. And also........
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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the Christmas balls were blue and hanging very low.....but that is because.....
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they were copies of Hap's balls, and none of the Lush Lovelies had been "nice" to him lately. So Hap decided....
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to stroke his own balls. Unfortunately, they were so cold that they shattered.
Hap had to disguise his loss by using,,,
I'm not 50something, I'm 30something with 20 years experience!
Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, stomp along there and turn the fucker on yourself! (Sarah Millican)
Writing erotica is like looking for the G spot in the reader's mind.
Now ready to read and hoefully enjoy: The Lady and the tramp 2, (or, the postman always comes twice).
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Two Fruit by the Foots he found nearby. With new purpose Hap marched straight to...
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a street lamp. One day they will end up ....
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one day they will end up with hap back in the forums and then.............
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slutpuppy wrote:one day they will end up with hap back in the forums and then............. they won't be able to write because they have dropped the pen, so....
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So Hap will obviously pass his fleshy appendage.., However...
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Mazza wrote:So Hap will obviously pass his fleshy appendage.., However... .... we will rejoice that he is back before we.....
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...realized we don't really know who Hap is...
So please would someone tell me...
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