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..., everyone's jaws dropped as well. Never make eye contact when ...
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.......the person staring at you only has one eye.
my momma always told me to.....
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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...don't talk with cyclops
because...
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They're not real and you probably have a screw loose.
She was standing in the rain .....
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and cry because of me
she was my mother...
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... but she liked her other litter best.
This is the way we ...
On the Internet no one knows I am a dog.
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wash our clothes, wash our clothes, wash our clothes. This is the way we wash our clothes so early in the morning! LOL
If there is one thing about food.......
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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its that you never really buy it, only rent it bc you end up giving it back.
Im walking in the rain at midnight.....
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... and I got frigging WET!!!
why does it always seem that......
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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... you can't get what you want until after it's gone out of style?
If I can think oF something kind to say ...
On the Internet no one knows I am a dog.
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Ill say it with a hug :)
I was locking my refrigerator when....
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I saw the strawberries and chocolate syrup so I .........
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took them to the bedroom for my lover. But....L
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But....Lastly the ruins were still covered with a slippery moss, so the giraffe found difficult footing.
The lustful dark angel...
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....searched the earth for someone to captivate.
Whenever Jenny had sex, she always got a taste for.......
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Whenever Jenny had sex, she always got a taste for cotton candy and Rock Road ice cream (said it had something to do with her first time!
While walking through the frozen food aisle in the supermarket,Adele had the urge to masturbate so she..................................
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...did.
Public lewdness is something you can be arrested on, because ....
On the Internet no one knows I am a dog.
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because these small towns are all a bunch of prudes.
If the price of gold keeps going up.......
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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adele's post might be worth something.
Sexiness is ........
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A state of mind!
If at first you don't succeed, .....
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keep bothering the person until you do.
I went to the beach and this is what I saw..........
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I went to the beach and this is what I saw, 3 naked men heading in my direction to ravish me completely.
Mmmm, I love it when.....
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Mmmm, I love it when I hear that sweet voice :p
Holy balls, Batman! I never...
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Holy balls, Batman! I never expected you to be that big!
Batman is really...
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....just a kinky perv.
Batman and Robin were in the batcave eating....
Naturally selective, mysteriously magical and creative lady....... here to find what I seek... come and worship the goddess and re-awaken the passion inside.
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....Chocolate fudge cake and blue berries.
LoveGoddess walks up to Batman and...
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points at his cock and says "I better bring in the joker"
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KinkyLisa4rp wrote:adele's post might be worth something.
Sexiness is ........ OUCH!!!! .... I better bring in the joker, 'cause THAT ain't gonna do it! I was testing out my new camera when.....
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.-- The Diamond Sutra
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...... adele's boobs popped out of her blouse and her assistant.....
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Blushed and tried to look away....
Teased and Tormented -My very first story and competition entry is now up!
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