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Hot chocolate adds pounds to the hips, but it's worth it!
There's a theory that ...
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TJ50 wrote:Hot chocolate adds pounds to the hips, but it's worth it!
There's a theory that ... There's a theory that if you keep drinking you will never get a hangover, and I would love to be able to confirm this but i'm too drunk. Is it really proper to.....
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Is it really proper to apply lipstick in company?
I just know that when I grow up ...
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TJ50 wrote:Is it really proper to apply lipstick in company?
I just know that when I grow up ... I just know that when I grow up I'm going to be too old to enjoy being grown up. When I go to the gym.....
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When I go to the gym it's because I want to have a look at the masculine talent while I exercise - otherwise I could just run up stairs carrying heavy stuff!
Because tomorrow is the Mayan 'end of the world" ...
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Because tomorrow is the Mayan 'end of the world', all the mayan's are dead.
If I see a friend walking by....
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If I see a friend walking by....I will give them a BIG HUG, cause we're STILL all alive!
Which means we still have to pay our bills...
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Which means we still have to pay our bills... oh fuck it - put them off for another week and have a very very merry Christmas.
It is so cold here right now that......
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It is so cold here right now that my fingers are stuck to the keyboarddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
When does Father Christmas decide ....
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When does Father Christmas decide .. If I have been naughty or nice  Imagination ......
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Imagination let loose will destroy reality
How many cats does it
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...take to show everyone you are crazy? I am very cold this morning because .....
 http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/doubt.aspx
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She makes me want to.....jump her bones.  How many people does it take to....
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...find the right one?
Never apologize for.....
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Never apologize for being a gentleman.
But that doesn't mean.....
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....you can't flirt and play around.
And then quietly without noticing.....
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And then quietly without noticing I slipped my hands inside your panties and pulled them off.
Then I was the only one left too........
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Then I was the only one left to wear them.
The thing I like most about the New Year is......
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Trinket wrote:The thing I like most about the New Year is...... Being able to see what changes in the new year has to offer me. If I could relive just ONE year of my life over, it would be.........
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Jinxy wrote:
Being able to see what changes in the new year has to offer me.
If I could relive just ONE year of my life over, it would be.........
I can see BIG changes for the both of us baby
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If I could live just ONE year of my life over, it would be ....the year to come so I could enjoy twice as many new things.
I can see BIG changes for the both of us baby.... but you are going to need a sex change operation.
I hope that....
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I hope that ... LYFBUZ decided to fly down off his star and join us sometime soon!
Never let your mother ...
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Never let your mother...find out about your Lush account! I always wished I had.....
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I always wished I had found my way to Lush sooner. Why did I think it was silly to ....
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Wet warm cream filled pie... I never thought I'd....
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I never thought I'd have anal sex with your older sister, but she begged for it!
Then, at the end of the road, she.......
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Bunny_Chow wrote:I always wished I had found my way to Lush sooner.
Why did I think it was silly to .... Why did I think it was silly to get baked every day? It's not silly to get baked everyday because.....
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It's not silly to get baked every day because this lowers my inhibitions.
That always seems to lead to....
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....... doing some things I often regret.
When Harry met Sally, it was..........
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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