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I ate my WHOLE heart box of chocolates, and now I have tummy ache!
One of my puppies ate my pretty new slippers so now.........
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One of my puppies ate my pretty new slippers so now.........I have to take her to the vet barefoot.
I was floating on the lake in my rowboat enjoying the day when . . . .
Check out my story "The Drive Home"
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I spotted couple engaged in some heavy petting at the water's edge.
I would love for my Valentine to...
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buy me some new clothes, pay off my credit cards, re-decorate the entire house, clear the garden up, service and wash my car, oh fix some broken roof tiles and then make me dinner and later have sex.
It pays in life to treat a lady well and not expect too much because ...
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LYFBUZ wrote:Thanx for not leaving me anything :)
So I'll make something up: To get a new man....
...I will do anything
I need a... Haha, Thanks for calling me out. :( I shouldn't play these games. I suck! Quote:It pays in life to treat a lady well and not expect too much because ... It pays in life to treat a lady well and not expect too much because the less you expect the more you get. If I could wish on a single star, I'd wish for....
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Jinxy said: Haha, Thanks for calling me out. :( I shouldn't play these games. I suck!
Actually you are very good and outrageously funny!
If I could wish on a single star I would wish for...Jinxy's dreams to come true...
Quivering in anticipation she....
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Quivering in anticipation she close her eyes and dreams about her sensuality she can create
and then she open her eyes and feel someone is near.....
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Then she opens her eyes and sees someone is near her stash of chocolates which she has been collecting for a whole DAY!
I always keep a huge stash of batteries because....
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..... vibrators and flashlights are equally important in "emergency" situations!
The flicker of the firelight helped illuminate the......
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The flicker of the firelight helped illuminate the surrounding around us and we can see the glow in each other eyes
and then suddenly there is thunderstorm hitting the window pane...
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and then suddenly there is thunderstorm hitting the window pane... So we lit the candle and had a romantic valentine's dinner.
I would never ever let him...
"Denial will not save
you when Cupid's arrow find its mark."
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I would never ever let him take me beyond my limit without my consent.
My favorite fantasy is...
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Peter Pan.
For dinner tonight I have ...
(lol ... I am so boring!)
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For dinner tonight I have boring sensei ala whip drizzled with spanks and served with hugs :D This is the time when.....
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... a home made French bread pizza and a couple beers is the perfect dinner.
Snowflakes fall from the afternoon sky like......
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Snowflakes fall from the afternoon sky like delicate whispers floating on a breeze.
I want so much to...
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I want so much to be able to be with the one who makes me smile daily... If I could only live with one person, it would be....
Want To Read My Lush Competition Piece? Click Below To Find Out <3
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If I could only live with one person, it would be....the one with whom our love is effortless...
If I knew I had only 15 more minutes with my lover I would...
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If I knew I had only 15 more minutes with my lover I would not waste time fucking around on forums
how do you make a woman understand that
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How do you make a woman understand that she is pretty?
If I could only...
You seem sweet, mind if I lick you to make sure?
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If I could only see her, i'd hold her face close to mine, kiss the top of her nose, caress her cheeks and wipe her tears away. i'd tell her, softly, "you are beautiful and i love you"
Do you believe in the power of
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.....mother nature to cure and treat all diseases?
As Bugs Bunny was watching the Looney Tunes...
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...he realized they don't make cartoons like this anymore.
What gets me in the mood most is...
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reading stories on lush.
Sex with you is better than...
You seem sweet, mind if I lick you to make sure?
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Sex with you is better than masturbating
why don't we all go to the
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Adam & Eve store to stock up on some goodies
I'm all out of....
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I'm all out of body parts
need to get
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Need to get me some loving. I once had a fish, but it
†Jinxy Approved†
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I once had a fish, but it drowned.
You hurt me when you...
You seem sweet, mind if I lick you to make sure?
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You hurt me when you ignore me
i think you enjoy
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