"When I returned, she was upset and threatened to cut off my cock with her fireman's axe."

Meanwhile, the two tiny aliens had been in her underwear drawer, found the Hitachi wand and..."

So they went to the beach to unwind from their frustrations.

After that they...

---

"After that they built an obscene sand castle dungeon to play in."

A man came running down the beach toward them, flopping his...

Everyone started laughing when they heard him singing a romantic song in his scuba fins

and making expression of....

gave him a great big sloppy kiss and said .. hru .. wassup ... wanna pvt?

He said I wish you would read my profile since ...

Seizing his opportunity, our intrepid, courageous, heroic champion jumped in to save everyone on the beach...knowing the danger to come, then the whale swallowed him!

Everyone screamed, and then ran in terror towards......

---

After plenty of shots at the bar, everyone became quite hungry. They ordered some rice and fried chicken.

But when the meals arrived

Later all were so fucking pissed none of them could remember their names or anyone else's names which rendered the whole lot of the bastards useless to anybody except maybe a scientist researching the amount of information an alcohol ridden brain can store before their eyes pop out and bounce out the door onto the road where a car runs over them and squishes them.

I miss my eyes because...

Then after everyone screamed "Call 911", the moose was all like, cool, chill out dudes and dudettes; i'm just here to hang with my moose friends, have a few shots of orange juice and watch the cricket on tv. everyone stopped running like headless chickens and looked at each other and then at the moose, suspiciously. a sudden noise from the door made them all turn their heads quickly, causing many to crick their necks. there, large as life lay the whale. he was most unhappy. the moose turned nonchalantly and stared at him.
What choo want, fucker?" the moose drawled

the whale opened his mouth and

tell him to hurry up and get back in the whale cos his dinner was ready and the whale was really pissed at him for not being there

Jonah came running...

Jonah called the dentist for an appointment but the dentist said he was sorry but he didn't do home visits and they would have to bring the whale to him. The whole town had to get together and decide how they were gonna get the whale to the dentist because to be frank, the whales breath was getting worse and it had paralysed two tourists who had accidently wandered too close to the whales mouth

Once everyone decided..

to give up on the dentist and went to buy a hundred gallons of listerine but couldn't figure out how to get the whale to gargle so.......they stood around scratching their heads until little Johnny said " I know, we just have to induce a gag reflex!" There was stunned silence, then slowly, as though controlled by puppet strings, everyone turned in unison to look at Jonah.....

the moose smiled and dragged his hoof through the ground, he began to charged straight into me!

sat on a bench, when

so he came to me and asked for some money. I gave him my I Card and told him to show it to the shop owner. The shop owner saw my I Card and gave that moose 10 cheese pizzas free. He offered me 9 of them but...

i needed to return the 8 non-cheesey cheesey pizzas and the store owner offered me 2 large Big Sauasge pizzas instead. When I opened the boxes, I was surprised to see that the sausage was not sausage at all but really...........................