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 This is the kind of massage I need to get at ALL my sore spots! 
If you haven't, you should read this award-winning story. Fine, fine, I only won a potato, but I'm sure you won't be able to peel your eyes away from it.
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After the massages, anyone want to join me in the hot tub?
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yes nikki....me me me 
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These are better!!
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Hey, LB! Welcome to the hot tub. Glad you could join us. 
If you haven't, you should read this award-winning story. Fine, fine, I only won a potato, but I'm sure you won't be able to peel your eyes away from it.
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Oh my, it's gotten all dirty in here!!! Rrrrr Hey, CG, I want one of those massages... How about you send him on over once you're finished with him... Actually, I could really use a massage, after injuring my butt last week...  (okay, it wasn't quite THAT fancy, but it was along those lines...) Oh and Loud!!! How lovely to see you here!!! Don't you be causing any trouble now!!  
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Mazza wrote:Oh my, it's gotten all dirty in here!!! Rrrrr Hey, CG, I want one of those massages... How about you send him on over once you're finished with him... Actually, I could really use a massage, after injuring my butt last week... (okay, it wasn't quite THAT fancy, but it was along those lines...) You liar !!! We know what you were really doing!!  
Now with audio!!!!
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crazydiamond wrote: You liar !!! We know what you were really doing!! Ha ha... I HATE you now, CD!!!  (only kidding, LOVE you really!!) 
Sit back, kick off your shoes and grab your drink. Let me read you a story... Stanley Gets A Heart On...I love it when we hang out together, we should do this more often...
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Mazza wrote:Ha ha... I HATE you now, CD!!! (only kidding, LOVE you really!!) HAAAAA!, Mazzy NO!!!! I'm too Little it's un fair advantage!!! HELLLLLLP
Get yer heel out of my fuckin' arse! Ouchie!!!
Now with audio!!!!
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Mazza wrote:Oh my, it's gotten all dirty in here!!! Rrrrr
Hey, CG, I want one of those massages... How about you send him on over once you're finished with him...
Actually, I could really use a massage, after injuring my butt last week...
Come On Maz, be honest. You know you hurt it because you were drinking
 And then you, CD and CG started dancing around the house And when you and CG were leaving you fell on your ass!! We've all been there, LOL!!
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crazydiamond wrote:
HAAAAA!, Mazzy NO!!!! I'm too Little it's un fair advantage!!! HELLLLLLP
Get yer heel out of my fuckin' arse! Ouchie!!!
 (that's YOU that is) 
Sit back, kick off your shoes and grab your drink. Let me read you a story... Stanley Gets A Heart On...I love it when we hang out together, we should do this more often...
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OMG nikki! You are awesome!! Seriously though, if I HAD been drinking, I reckon I would have been okay!! (totally laughing at your gifs!!)
Sit back, kick off your shoes and grab your drink. Let me read you a story... Stanley Gets A Heart On...I love it when we hang out together, we should do this more often...
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Mazza wrote:
OMG nikki! You are awesome!!
Seriously though, if I HAD been drinking, I reckon I would have been okay!!
(totally laughing at your gifs!!)
And if you really need one, I give great ass massages. But no guarantee I will just use my hands, LOL!!
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Nikki703 wrote:And if you really need one, I give great ass massages. But no guarantee I will just use my hands, LOL!! OMG *drools* I could SO use a butt massage right now... (I don't even mean in a saucy way!)
Sit back, kick off your shoes and grab your drink. Let me read you a story... Stanley Gets A Heart On...I love it when we hang out together, we should do this more often...
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aww maz, after nikki finishes, my turn 
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 (where else could I post this but here?? hahhah)
Sit back, kick off your shoes and grab your drink. Let me read you a story... Stanley Gets A Heart On...I love it when we hang out together, we should do this more often...
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I don't know, I've always been partial to cupcakes myself. BIG, BIG, BIG cupcakes! 
If you haven't, you should read this award-winning story. Fine, fine, I only won a potato, but I'm sure you won't be able to peel your eyes away from it.
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CurlyGirly wrote:I don't know, I've always been partial to cupcakes myself. BIG, BIG, BIG cupcakes! I had these made especially for you, Bon Appetit!
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Girls, surely you know that all that cock couldn't be good for you: you need a proper balanced diet, so perhaps try some of these.. (with photo now!)  Or I know someone who can help bake a special cream pie....
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@Mazza, you sure your but is not just wet from last night? ;)  LOL Well I brought cake to the party... 
 New story!! http://www.lushstories.com/stories/group-sex/biker-man.aspx
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Iain69 wrote:
Or I know someone who can help bake a special cream pie....
Did Someone Say Cream Pie?
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Ha ha, you guys are outrageous!! I don't know if I am horny or hungry!! (or just a little bit grossed out!!) My butt is feeling MUCH better now!! lol 
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Nikki703 wrote:Did Someone Say Cream Pie? Dayum, between you and Trinks, Nikki! I swear!!  I was eating lunch when I was trying to catch up on the sandwich. Almost lost my sandwich! 
If you haven't, you should read this award-winning story. Fine, fine, I only won a potato, but I'm sure you won't be able to peel your eyes away from it.
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CurlyGirly wrote:Dayum, between you and Trinks, Nikki! I swear!! I was eating lunch when I was trying to catch up on the sandwich. Almost lost my sandwich!  
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I was looking for Ginger when I heard this noise: So I opened the door it was coming from behind and there she was.  Sorry Ginger, didn't mean to put you off your stroke.
I'm not 50something, I'm 30something with 20 years experience!Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, stomp along there and turn the fucker on yourself! (Sarah Millican) Writing erotica is like looking for the G spot in the reader's mind.Now ready to read and hoefully enjoy: The Lady and the tramp 2, (or, the postman always comes twice).
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Snack anyone?  With a beer or not? 
I'm not 50something, I'm 30something with 20 years experience!Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, stomp along there and turn the fucker on yourself! (Sarah Millican) Writing erotica is like looking for the G spot in the reader's mind.Now ready to read and hoefully enjoy: The Lady and the tramp 2, (or, the postman always comes twice).
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