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FilipHalta
Posted: Thursday, August 18, 2011 4:11:21 AM

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Joined: 7/28/2011
Posts: 44
Location: Springfield, Switzerland
What do you prefer? evil4
WellMadeMale
Posted: Thursday, August 18, 2011 7:36:07 AM

Rank: Constant Gardener

Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 10,210
Location: Cakeland, United States
Everywhere





If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
clum
Posted: Thursday, August 18, 2011 8:24:31 AM

Rank: Clumeleon

Joined: 5/13/2011
Posts: 3,722
Location: Edinburgh, United Kingdom
[It's very difficult not to make a "your mum" joke here.]

Usually my torso. It depends.

The lion is most lionlike when he roars.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, August 18, 2011 8:56:54 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 472,793
i usually run to the kitchen to cum after i masturbate but sometimes i dont make it. Embarassed
Guest
Posted: Thursday, August 18, 2011 1:44:05 PM

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Posts: 472,793
Usually on my stomach and chest and sometimes the floor
luver76
Posted: Thursday, August 18, 2011 2:02:40 PM

Rank: Active Ink Slinger

Joined: 11/16/2009
Posts: 35
Location: missouri, United States
usually on the screen of my laptop on whatever picture im looking at. or on my chest if im playing on cam for someone!
WanKaDDict
Posted: Thursday, August 18, 2011 4:38:44 PM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 8/16/2011
Posts: 50
Location: Bent over Tugging in Closet
I rub it on my cock and go for another one Shhh
Buz
Posted: Friday, August 19, 2011 7:11:32 AM

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Joined: 3/2/2011
Posts: 5,176
Location: Atlanta, United States
In an envelope and then I mail it to countries with zero population growth.

I have written a new poem. It is called 'Long Twisty Woman.'
You can read it at: http://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/long-twisty-woman.aspxx
Also, if you wish, check out my co-authored a story with the wonderful DanielleX. It is called 'Focus on Sex.'
You can read it at: http://www.lushstories.com/stories/quickie-sex/focused-on-sex-1.aspx

WellMadeMale
Posted: Friday, August 19, 2011 9:47:08 AM

Rank: Constant Gardener

Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 10,210
Location: Cakeland, United States
Shower stall seems to work pretty good most of the time. I don't dig on cleaning up cum stains from rugs, carpets, hardwood flooring...

Or forgetting to, and having my friends or parents comment on the dry splooge.

"What the fuck is all that crap, you slob?"

Who knows what they are thinking it was....I just try to avoid those conversations.



If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 20, 2011 2:38:42 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 472,793
Usually masturbate while sitting on toilet, and cum in the shower.
rainmaker78
Posted: Wednesday, August 24, 2011 8:23:50 AM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 5/23/2011
Posts: 78
Location: United States
I masturbate pretty frequently. When I have time, I lay in bed and masturbate to lush stories or my own thoughts, and cum on my chest and stomach. When I don't have nearly that kind of time, I'll masturbate in the shower when I am particularly aroused. If I find myself ready to burst in the middle of the day, the toilet works just as well.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, August 25, 2011 2:16:39 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 472,793
Never underestimate the shower - does it for me frequently ...although my keyboard once "got it"sign10 ....fucking space-bar kept sticking after that - AND YES!!!! ...you know who you are ...boobieflash2
Dudealicious
Posted: Thursday, August 25, 2011 2:19:12 PM

Rank: Wise Ass

Joined: 11/12/2010
Posts: 5,338
Location: The center of the universe, Canada
Conny-sure wrote:
Never underestimate the shower - does it for me frequently ...although my keyboard once "got it"sign10 ....fucking space-bar kept sticking after that - AND YES!!!! ...you know who you are ...boobieflash2


Sorry Conny, I thought you were a woman! Shhh Embarassed

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

tkdvrman
Posted: Thursday, August 25, 2011 2:33:21 PM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 4/25/2010
Posts: 72
Location: Moore
Most of the time its downthe shower drain. But sometomes ots on a towel laying pn my chest. Less clean up.
Guest
Posted: Friday, August 26, 2011 12:39:49 AM

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Posts: 472,793
Dudealicious wrote:
Conny-sure wrote:
Never underestimate the shower - does it for me frequently ...although my keyboard once "got it"sign10 ....fucking space-bar kept sticking after that - AND YES!!!! ...you know who you are ...boobieflash2


Sorry Conny, I thought you were a woman! Shhh Embarassed


Fuck-you-in-the-ass-booooooooy!!!! - HAHAHAHA ....yeah, I'm sure you thought that Dude!!Liar
HappyEnding
Posted: Friday, August 26, 2011 5:28:09 AM

Rank: Active Ink Slinger

Joined: 8/14/2011
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Location: The Beach
Depends where I am, when I'm outside I let it go, nice to see how much I cum and how it cums out
Guest
Posted: Friday, August 26, 2011 6:18:21 AM

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in a shot glass. Im self cleaning
Guest
Posted: Friday, August 26, 2011 8:46:42 AM

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Depends on if I am with some one, or where I am. I love to cum on my stomach when laying in bed. I love to shoot all over a womens body. Every part of her.
Guest
Posted: Friday, August 26, 2011 10:06:24 AM

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generally into a tissue if i miss its generally on my chest, great for target practise lol
Cyberborg
Posted: Friday, August 26, 2011 11:35:39 AM

Rank: Active Ink Slinger

Joined: 7/16/2011
Posts: 41
Location: Port Elizabeth, South Africa
Usually all over the place - always miss the keyboard though!!
olderthandirt
Posted: Friday, August 26, 2011 3:40:12 PM

Rank: Active Ink Slinger

Joined: 5/3/2011
Posts: 29
Location: Upstate, United States
Usually i eat my own cum YUM YUM
Pelicanbill
Posted: Friday, August 26, 2011 6:20:05 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 2/13/2011
Posts: 304
Location: Top Of The South
Onto a towel on the floor (Away from keyboards etc)
kputt6912
Posted: Friday, August 26, 2011 9:25:30 PM

Rank: Active Ink Slinger

Joined: 9/11/2010
Posts: 34
Location: upstate, United States
usually in a paper towel,unless im having phone sex ,then i cum either in the toilet or on my chest,sum usually hits my chin thoShhh
Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 27, 2011 12:38:08 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 472,793
In a pair of my ex girlfriend's panties!!
SirSpanksAlot80
Posted: Sunday, August 28, 2011 5:03:49 PM

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Joined: 12/21/2010
Posts: 8,417
Location: United States
Most of the time I use a towel but sometimes I feel kinky n I'll cum on myself Embarassed
hard_on
Posted: Tuesday, August 30, 2011 5:12:21 AM

Rank: Active Ink Slinger

Joined: 10/29/2010
Posts: 18
Location: Ahmedabad, Gujarat, India
When ever my GF is with me like to cum in her mouth or in her pussy... ;) ... she is amazing in giving a blowjob...



But when she is absent i cum into toilet or in my shorts... ;) ... it feel so good to cum in shorts ....
Joeblow34
Posted: Tuesday, August 30, 2011 10:26:54 AM

Rank: Active Ink Slinger

Joined: 8/26/2011
Posts: 24
It really all depends on where I am, and what doing. If I'm masturbating for my wife, then I like to cum on her body. Looking at a picture I like to cum on the pic... I really get off cuming on a picture of another man's wife or daughter (18 and up).
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 02, 2011 4:36:13 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 472,793
Usually in the small waste basket near my bed, but during phone sex with my girl I let it shower me. Once got too into it and got both eyes ((she laughed her ass off before cumming again)) ladies you forever have my sympathy and I will never cum on girls face ever unless asked and even then might not.
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 02, 2011 4:36:46 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 472,793
Usually in the small waste basket near my bed, but during phone sex with my girl I let it shower me. Once got too into it and got both eyes ((she laughed her ass off before cumming again)) ladies you forever have my sympathy and I will never cum on girls face ever unless asked and even then might not.
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 02, 2011 11:23:48 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 472,793
always on some type of tissue..
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