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Qman
Posted: Monday, February 06, 2012 8:18:10 PM

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If I'm on my own in a hotel room (one of my favorite places), then it's my stomach or chest, depending on how strong the jets are...once hit the headboard of the bed over my shoulder! OTOH, if in my office at work, then into the trash can. Just being practical...
foxjack
Posted: Tuesday, February 07, 2012 5:53:37 PM

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I prefer to shoot it into the toilet, but I'll try for my chest otherwise; however, I hate it when I overshoot and it gets on the floor :(
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, February 08, 2012 6:09:02 PM

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On my stomach and chest mostly. I like the warm feel. If I can get some in my mouth even better!
Dudealicious
Posted: Wednesday, February 08, 2012 6:37:35 PM

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I try to hit my house plants. I hear they like it when they have a little "interaction"

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

Guest
Posted: Thursday, February 09, 2012 5:06:35 AM

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i either wank while on the toilet and clean it up with toilet paper or in the shower and let the water do the cleaning
dannyboy855
Posted: Friday, February 10, 2012 3:00:00 AM

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depends on the mood, most of the time is my shirt. but i will have those days where ill come in front of a mirrior, legs over head and in my mouth, or all over my chest and some face =D thats when I'm super horny
Guest
Posted: Friday, February 10, 2012 3:29:46 AM

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generally over my hand. sometimes on my belly and sometimes over my legs.
Guest
Posted: Friday, February 10, 2012 5:32:47 AM

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Toilet or tissue paper
PutmeinCoach
Posted: Sunday, February 19, 2012 1:58:19 PM

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Where do you cum after masturbation?

Usually I just cum back home....thank goodness for my office!
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 19, 2012 8:11:33 PM

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well when i am really horny i come on my stomach ..other times i jus use a hand towel or tissue
charl1e5
Posted: Saturday, March 10, 2012 5:45:31 AM

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If I'm with my wife, either on her somewhere or in her mouth, I dont often do it alone but when I have, on a tissue so I can slush it
simplyjohn
Posted: Saturday, March 10, 2012 6:06:23 AM

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um certainly not near an electrical equipment .. tis not adviseable !! otherwise onto my abdomen (hey im a dribbler not a squirter .. laughs like hits my chin or out of the window which is 10 foot away !!)
rushman1uk
Posted: Saturday, March 10, 2012 6:34:56 AM

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Anywhere but my fav is into my mother in laws used undies :) mmmmmmmmmmmm
catinthetree
Posted: Thursday, March 15, 2012 2:13:48 PM

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I have a small garbage can that I cum into. Quick and easy with no clean up, it just ends up going out with the trash! When I'm in a particularly horny mood though, I will let it shoot wherever it pleases, whether that be my chest, face, a picture, or some panties (or anything else really).
Dark_Lord
Posted: Friday, March 16, 2012 4:19:14 AM

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Toilet or tissue paper
Dudealicious
Posted: Friday, March 16, 2012 4:34:47 AM

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rushman1uk wrote:
Anywhere but my fav is into my mother in laws used undies :) mmmmmmmmmmmm


confused5 angry7 puke

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

Guest
Posted: Friday, March 16, 2012 5:30:11 PM

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My stomach usualy
BornyHouseHusband
Posted: Saturday, March 17, 2012 1:57:06 PM

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Depends where I'm wanking tissue, floor, table, missus, ASDA changing room mirror
beowulf69
Posted: Saturday, March 17, 2012 7:26:49 PM

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Tissue

My first story for Lush is posted, The Goodbye Fuck.
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/the-goodbye-fuck.aspx
datguy
Posted: Sunday, March 18, 2012 11:47:40 AM

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I prefer to cum in the toilet. That way i have the direction to shoot towards and I dont have to hold back.. Less mess plus TP is right there Quick Cleanup.!
stephanie
Posted: Sunday, March 18, 2012 12:10:10 PM

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"Where do you cum after masturbation?"

Sixth.

(To Expand.....)

(1) Fucking her Puss.

(2) Getting a Blow Job.

(3) Having her ass.

(4) Her jerking me off.

(5) ME jerking me off. (ie. Masturbation...)

(6) Just Me.

xx SF

(One for the Connoisseurs....)

"I would do anything for love, including the thing Meatloaf won't do... (In fact, I sometimes insist upon it...)"xx SF
Mycatsnameispuss
Posted: Tuesday, March 20, 2012 1:04:34 PM

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I masturbate anywhere, anytime. So often it is not when I'm in the convenience of my home, do that's usually in a bathroom.
Otherwise on my gut, in my hand, on the floor, in the basin, the toilet, the shower. And sometimes quietly in bed all over my legs while my wife is asleep.....
Hornyukteacher
Posted: Wednesday, April 11, 2012 4:34:51 AM

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I cum on my torso but love te feeling of hot cum running down my softening cock so happy to come anywhere depends where you are I guess.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, April 11, 2012 7:53:29 AM

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WanKaDDict wrote:
I rub it on my cock and go for another one Shhh


Damn!
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, April 11, 2012 7:58:57 AM

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It varies depending on the environment.

Stomach & Chest
Thighs
Condoms
Socks
Shirts
in my pants
on the materials I'm using (if there)
hands

Guest
Posted: Wednesday, April 11, 2012 5:47:12 PM

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It all depends. I could cum in the shower , toilet. , while laying down ill cum on my stomach. And if I don't want to make a mess ill use a tissue. Lol
Guest
Posted: Friday, June 01, 2012 10:02:02 PM

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Usually it's on my chest, occasionally I'll wank in my boxers and shot my load in the material. If I'm standing it will either be in a toilet or the wall in a hot steamy shower!!!
TVPHIL
Posted: Monday, June 04, 2012 6:15:58 PM

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The obvious and only answer is out the end of my dick. You know that hole on the end of "The Penetrator".
Seedyn
Posted: Tuesday, December 04, 2012 3:33:21 PM

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On my chest, my gf tits or face, in a blanket, ground, my hand ...etc.
Peter_Pan
Posted: Tuesday, December 04, 2012 4:47:21 PM

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I beat off into the trash can next to my chair. That's where the tissues go too.
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