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Run....far far away....
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Raise an eyebrow at him.
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raise an eyebrow myself and wink back again (I have been accused of being a flirt!) http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/exit-33-trust.aspx
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Tell him he should really get that nervous tick with his eye checked...
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LOLLOLLOL!! I got NO answer for that one, SAGE!! May I kiss you on the cheek?? http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/exit-33-trust.aspx
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No you may not. But thank you for asking.
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Okay fine....if you would like you may kiss my cheek...but not an ass cheek.
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I'm not some alien that has 6 face cheeks...I only have a left cheek or a right cheek.
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I like being impartial and balanced...so one kiss...and one kiss ONLY...on EACH cheek!! How's that? http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/exit-33-trust.aspx
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That is perfect...Kisses one cheek then the other How is that?
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It would depend on where this encounter took place. It would be memorable though.
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A little of this  A little of that  maybe a little of  and some  If it goes well heeheehee
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try to go into some chat rooms with her and show her that they are fun for the most part.
There is no mark of self, And no mark of others, No mark of living beings, And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Recognise her immediately (its a very distinctive necklace)
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I don't really have any idea! I've never spoken to a grey person before
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Introduce her to the customs and practices of the Grey people
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Introduce him to the stuff called 'makeup' so he can go and introduce the grey people to makeup
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Organize a picnic and sundowners on the beach with a fire and marshmallows for later.
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drinks and a nice dinner
There is no mark of self, And no mark of others, No mark of living beings, And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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I'd ask if I could possibly have a quick feel of those Boobs, even a straight woman like me is mesmerized by them....
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Touch!  If you could, would you? Satan
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explain BRIFFAULT’S LAW to him
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try to have a conversation with him that isn't centered around his obsession
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Let spontaneity rule the day...
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explain BRIFFAULT’S LAW to him and give him a red pill
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Tell him to have a coke and a smile and.....
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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poizenivy wrote:Tell him to have a coke and a smile and..... I'll take the coke, but I don't smile
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