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Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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Not curious I know I am bi
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/1/2011
Posts: 1,858
Location: United States
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I would enjoy hanging out and talking with her
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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I'd like to know how he got his name .....
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Rank: Lurker
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Ask for a peek beneath that bra  hehe
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/1/2011
Posts: 1,858
Location: United States
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invite him to picnic on the beach... 
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Rank: Her Royal Spriteness
Joined: 6/18/2010
Posts: 8,342
Location: Oz, United States
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/11/2009
Posts: 2,018
Location: whispering conspiratorially in your ear, Bermuda
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pop the popcorn and watch my daughters Disney movie collection together.
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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Rank: Lurker
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ask true age...gee..looks a bit young to be 111 
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Rank: Attention Whore
Joined: 7/23/2011
Posts: 2,201
Location: United Kingdom
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turn that headband into a blindfold x
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"
Nightfox
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Rank: Lurker
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have a few drinks then topless ky jelly wrestling(yes i stole that idea from Old School)
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Rank: Attention Whore
Joined: 7/23/2011
Posts: 2,201
Location: United Kingdom
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That was exactly what I was going to write ... Bar .. lager ... falling over ... drunk in the street ... then jelly wrestling and pole dancing Xxx
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"
Nightfox
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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Given my mood today I would be sassy
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Rank: Attention Whore
Joined: 7/23/2011
Posts: 2,201
Location: United Kingdom
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Ooooooo Sassy!!! Yes, i can handle sassy x
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"
Nightfox
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/1/2011
Posts: 3,235
Location: Seattle, United States
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Ask her if she mind modeling for me.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/16/2010
Posts: 3,018
Location: Nican Tlaca, Mexico
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go climb that mountain on that picture with him (:
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 6/14/2011
Posts: 841
Location: Germany
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Show the goddess what a Real man can do
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Rank: Penguin Wrangler
Joined: 12/25/2010
Posts: 1,562
Location: Under Your Bed, United States
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Ask him to show me around Germany. It's on my list of places to go at some point in life.
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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watch my step...don't want to fall and hurt my weenis
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/11/2009
Posts: 2,018
Location: whispering conspiratorially in your ear, Bermuda
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compliment her on her choice of underwear, but assure her it was totally unnecessary to wear any..... 
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element "If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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Rank: Lurker
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say high and offer to let him buy me a drink
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 6/14/2011
Posts: 841
Location: Germany
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Hug , Kiss, reach down and squeeze that ass
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Rank: Lurker
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now where did i leave my mace?
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 6/14/2011
Posts: 841
Location: Germany
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gina80 wrote:now where did i leave my mace? lol you mean extra condoms, beside mace no longer work on me
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nastynate69 wrote:
lol you mean extra condoms, beside mace no longer work on me
well how about a stun gun idiot?
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Ask her to put the stun gun down.....i'm not going to pounce.
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Rank: Lurker
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Posts: 327,262
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flirt ...
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/1/2011
Posts: 3,235
Location: Seattle, United States
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flirt more
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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Say hi.... 
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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Hug him silly for starters
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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