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my toes curl and i moan when im cumming hard with a cock inside me
i love to have_________________
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 i love to have marky cum inside me  again and again ..AND AGAIN!!  yeeah Its been a long time in the making but ________________________ 
'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 
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It's been a long time in the making but I finally got rid of my Hummer and bought a Prius since I like to be environmentally conscious when fucking in the back seat.
I would love someone to yank _________.
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I would love some to yank these earrings out of my ears.
I only______________ if the temperature goes above 98 degrees.
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I only masturbate if the temperature goes above 98 degrees.
I would like nothing better than________________________
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Location: Northern NSW, Australia
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I would like nothing better than Parmach to teach me about klingon sexual practices
If I was seen masturbating on a beach by a elderly couple I would __________
Klingon: chaw' jIH muSHa' SoH porgh 'ej yab translated let me love you body and mind
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Location: The Other Side Of The Mirror
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If I was seen masturbating on a beach by a elderly couple I would call Scotty to beam me up
I Only Wear White Thongs When I Am_____________________
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Location: Northern NSW, Australia
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I Only Wear White Thongs When I Am at the beach (now in the interest of international relations here in Australia when we refeR to thongs we are talking about footwear, flip-flops, sandle that sort of thing.)
I was taken captive by a alien and when they stripped me naked I then _______
Klingon: chaw' jIH muSHa' SoH porgh 'ej yab translated let me love you body and mind
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I was taken captive by a alien and when they stripped me naked I then ran naked around there ship while they tried to probe my penis (i think anal probing is over rated, how much can they learn from an anus :P)
I lay down on the sand Sticky with ______and_______ while she ran away giggling with my __________________
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I lay down on the sand Sticky with cum and pussy juices while she ran away giggling with my car keys.
I lay in the tub, a selection of waterproof toys at hand and__________________
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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And dream of using the machine on mark and spanky while I bring myself to an amazing orgasm.
Sex with my husband is about as exciting as.......
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Joined: 8/26/2011
Posts: 5,693
Location: So Cal, United States
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sex with a pickle.
as a lesbian cross dresser i just love.........
nothing beats a luscious kiss from well painted lips ;) mmmmmmmmm...........
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Joined: 1/17/2012
Posts: 14,250
Location: Madrid, Spain
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To be felt out
Love to have ---------- anytime of the day & anywhere with the ---------- woman
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Rank: Angel Princess of Passion
Joined: 10/29/2011
Posts: 3,376
Location: Dancing on the Beach under the Moonlight
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Love to have ---------- anytime of the day & anywhere with the ---------- woman
drinks...Latin
I really want_______ right NOW!!!
Laugh, Learn and Most of all Love...My Way of Life...
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I really want --- a spanking --- right NOW!! :)
Take down your _______ and I'll take off my _______
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Joined: 3/28/2012
Posts: 5,039
Location: Around, South Africa
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Take down your --- walls --- and I'll take off my --- mask. Give me a _____ and I'll be your _____.
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Give me a _lemon____ and I'll be your __lemon-pie___.
You tell me to ...... but I just ..........
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you tell me to STOP but i just DO IT I feel like eating some _______ for dessert.
'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49
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I feel like eating some fresh strawberries for dessert
I need you to .... my .....
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I need you to .. scratch... my ...back...
I was going to _____ in your ______ when you just _____ in my _______
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I was goin to CUM in your MOUTH when you just CAME in my MOUTH  too funny Im sitting here in wet _________ playin ________ thinking of ________ ..wow.
'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49
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Joined: 5/2/2010
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Im sitting here in wet panties playin tiddily-winks thinking of what i should eat now ..wow.
Whatcha gonna do when the_______________ runs dry and the ______________ wont ___________ either?
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whatcha gonna do when the PUDDLE runs dry and the HOSE wont SQUIRT either? Its all because _________ im feelin ________ you took ________.
'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49
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Its all because OF SOME DRAMA im feelin SAD BECAUSE you took MY FUN AWAY.
Whenever I _______. I wish that I could _________ with ______.
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Posts: 2,716
Location: United States
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Whenever I POP MY TOP, I wish that I could RUB MYSELF SENSUALLY with E!
I am so _________ that my _________ won't _________!
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I am so MAD that my CORK won't POP!
Wherever I ____________, I _______________ Dirty!
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Posts: 5,039
Location: Around, South Africa
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Whenever I CUDDLE THE BUNNY, I FEEL BOTH NAUGHTY AND Dirty! If I could just, ...................., I would never ask her for .................... ever again.
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Joined: 5/23/2011
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Location: Here
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If i could just get an iron dildo, I would never ask her for a bunny hop fuck ever again
If all the people on the planet were........., then there would be...... on earth
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Location: Nellis Air Force Base, United States
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If all the people in the planet were *abducted by aliens*,then there would be *animals running around* on the world.
I would love to have ________ in my mouth, as you _______ over the table, with only ___________ on you.
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I would love to have A NICE COCK in my mouth, as you LEAN over the table, with only MY EYES on you.
If I ever _________, then I would ___________ before I ___________ Harry
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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