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And all this time I thought this thread was the RIB cage and I was going to say: Women, you can't live with 'em and you can't stick 'em back in your rib cage. But of course I don't really believe women came from rib cages and my poor deceased mother would have taken a maple switch to my ass for suggesting such. 
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storyo wrote:And all this time I thought this thread was the RIB cage and I was going to say: Women, you can't live with 'em and you can't stick 'em back in your rib cage. But of course I don't really believe women came from rib cages and my poor deceased mother would have taken a maple switch to my ass for suggesting such. Alright, storyo, I gave you time. If you post in the Rage Cage, you'd better be effing well raging, or at least effing swearing when you effing post! Otherwise Sprite will be forced to effing intervene and she bites hard (not in the effing fun way in this effing thread). Read the first effing post of this thread and you will effing understand. Loads of effing love, Effing Daisy. 
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Shylass wrote:Alright, storyo, I gave you time. If you post in the Rage Cage, you'd better be effing well raging, or at least effing swearing when you effing post! Otherwise Sprite will be forced to effing intervene and she bites hard (not in the effing fun way in this effing thread). Read the first effing post of this thread and you will effing understand. Loads of effing love, Effing Daisy. I fucking love you (ok, rule breaking over, now to the rage). This fucking Olympic ceremony is bloody excruciating, hurry and light that fucking flame so I can get my games consoles connected to the TV!
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this thread seems to be so haphazard !!!!
Rage is a part of one's self...like a well trained pet dog... which can be let lose of people who are intimidating.... i keep my dog very much in control but.....we all have our limits for everything....
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thesilkyknot wrote:this thread seems to be so haphazard !!!!
Rage is a part of one's self...like a well trained pet dog... which can be let lose of people who are intimidating.... i keep my dog very much in control but.....we all have our limits for everything.... Please note #4 & #5 & #6... sprite wrote:Ok, LMB needed a thread to just rage. Here's the rules.
1) No directing your rage at other members - this is not UFC (sorry, Doll, but it's not!).
2) No directing your rage at the site. Nicola and the mods do an amazing job here and work hard at making it this wonderful and if you don't like it, leave. This is for stuff outside the site. Stuff that you just need to vent about.
3) let it all out about the little things or the big things. That ass who took your parking spot, getting the pink slip, being sick, getting dumped, all of it, just let it go here.
4) You are not allowed to tell anyone not to be angry, to calm down. We feel how we feel. Do not try to reason with the the rage. It needs to be let loose.
5) Don't censor yourself. Let it all out.
6) Be respectful of other peoples rage. Being bitchy in public is scary. Don't belittle anyone. Ok, have fun. :)
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I'm posting in red 'cause I get fucking livid at the assholes who complain about the government and when you ask them how they voted reply "Oh I don't vote, it won't make a difference"Well then, go complain about the fucking weather, you won't make a difference there either. Actually, I'm glad they didn't vote as they don't know shit about what's going on.
Okay, I'm a political junkie, but this country as going down a rathole unless people get off their ass and quit with their hand out "Where's mine" attitude and start paying attention.
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IGNORANCE. FOR FUCK SAKE, if you dont know about a situation, or don't understand a situation, you do not get ANY right to make any kind of statement on "how easy it is"
FUCK FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING MOTHER FUCK.
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Guest wrote:IGNORANCE. FOR FUCK SAKE, if you dont know about a situation, or don't understand a situation, you do not get ANY right to make any kind of statement on "how easy it is"
FUCK FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING MOTHER FUCK. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! COME BACK! PLEASE COME BACK! PLEASE! Fucking bastard stupid bastardy fucking little shitty brainless fucking TWATS! Just... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! I IWSH I had the words to express my rage right now, and I fucking don't! All that pain and horror and blood and shit-smeared walls and so much fucking ignorance beggars belief. I just... I can't dfo this. I can't , I dont have the wiords and I need them.
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I hate the icecream van. I hate it with a fullblown passion that only a person who hates the icecream van as much as I do can understand. It's annoying. The music is terrible, it's something that has been spat out of hell and rewritten and sung by Phil Collins and Justin Bieber. The way the music drills into your ear and lays there, buzzing like some sort of insect that you can't get out. It makes me wanna stick a long needle in my ear and dry to get it out, just to get the hell rid of it. I want to be relieved of the suffering. I wanna stand on my porch with a rocketlauncher and next time it drives by I wanna pull the trigger and watch the missle fly straight into the van and blow it to smitherines. Or maybe create an IED, put it on the roadside and hide in the bushes like some commando and then click the button and see as it goes up into a cascade of flames and vapourised ice cream. Because it's not just the sound. It's the ice cream as well. You have to run to reach it, you can't walk, because they know that someone is pushing you out the door and forcing you to go buy it, so they'll park it far away just so you know that you have to run, even when you don't want the fucking icecream. And when you buy it it's overpriced. It's cheaper to get it in the store, but the brand is so shite that no store with respect for itself will take it in. Trust me. There will be a day when I will have my vengance on the ice cream truck. And when that happens I hope this post gets deleted so it won't go down as premeditated....
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Yep this about fucking says it all.... 
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elitfromnorth wrote:I hate the icecream van. I hate it with a fullblown passion that only a person who hates the icecream van as much as I do can understand. It's annoying. The music is terrible, it's something that has been spat out of hell and rewritten and sung by Phil Collins and Justin Bieber. The way the music drills into your ear and lays there, buzzing like some sort of insect that you can't get out. It makes me wanna stick a long needle in my ear and dry to get it out, just to get the hell rid of it. I want to be relieved of the suffering. I wanna stand on my porch with a rocketlauncher and next time it drives by I wanna pull the trigger and watch the missle fly straight into the van and blow it to smitherines. Or maybe create an IED, put it on the roadside and hide in the bushes like some commando and then clic the button and see as it goes up into a cascade of flames and vapourised ice cream.
Because it's not just the sound. It's the ice cream as well. You have to run to reach it, you can't walk, because they know that someone is pushing you out the door and forcing you to go buy it, so they'll park it far away just so you know that you have to run, even when you don't want the fucking icecream. And when you buy it it's overpriced. It's cheaper to get it in the store, but the brand is so shite that no store with respect for itself will take it in.
Trust me. There will be a day when I will have my vengance on the ice cream truck. And when that happens I hope this post gets deleted so it won't go down as premeditated.... I am so with you on this one.
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i have no words for how i feel. i hate everything and everyone and nothing is ever going to be right in my world again and there's nothing i can do to help it and i am just so tired right now and i have no control over anything and i wish i could stop crying but i can't even do that.
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sprite wrote:i have no words for how i feel. i hate everything and everyone and nothing is ever going to be right in my world again and there's nothing i can do to help it and i am just so tired right now and i have no control over anything and i wish i could stop crying but i can't even do that. i dont care if this is the rage cage...  we love you honey :)
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littlemissbitch wrote:i dont care if this is the rage cage... we love you honey :) Love you tons, Sprite xxx 
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sprite wrote:i have no words for how i feel. i hate everything and everyone and nothing is ever going to be right in my world again and there's nothing i can do to help it and i am just so tired right now and i have no control over anything and i wish i could stop crying but i can't even do that. I effing love you in an everso slightly effing GW. Effing 
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sprite wrote:i have no words for how i feel. i hate everything and everyone and nothing is ever going to be right in my world again and there's nothing i can do to help it and i am just so tired right now and i have no control over anything and i wish i could stop crying but i can't even do that. I effing love you in an everso slightly effing GW. Effing Effing doubleposted.
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Shylass wrote:I effing love you in an everso slightly effing GW. Effing Effing doubleposted. You fucking numpty!!! Love you too! NIAGW
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knock it off, all three of you, i don't care how sweet it is, it's not allowed here. go be nice somewhere else (and thank you, i had my melt down, got talked off the ledge, waiting for the next one - this totally sucks).
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So is this the place to let of steam? Cause fuck to do I need to after the week I've had, where my company have more or less told me to get out. So if anyone needs an experienced financial service administrator let me know. Anyway have now downed to minature bottle of vodka and eaten a bar of cadbury's fruit and nut (200g) and don't give a shit at the moment. Applying for new jobs as we speak. I'm getting out as sick of the rules and regulations!!!
(oh yeah probably shouldn't be eating choc or drinking due to my diabetes but at times you just have to right lol)
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sprite wrote:knock it off, all three of you, i don't care how sweet it is, it's not allowed here. go be nice somewhere else (and thank you, i had my melt down, got talked off the ledge, waiting for the next one - this totally sucks). Wheesht you, oh sprightly one!! I'll skelp yer arse!
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Mazza wrote:Wheesht you, oh sprightly one!! I'll skelp yer arse! umm... can we have a translator, cause i think you just insulted my mom...?
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sprite wrote:
umm... can we have a translator, cause i think you just insulted my mom...?
"Shut the fuck up, bitch.
I'm gonna pound your ass."
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I have had this brewing up all day because i did not chance to post earlier.
Why the fuck do people assume that because your on sex related site that you want to have a conversation about sex. Let alone start it with 'i want you post a picture of yourself naked for me' and ' tell me how you matsurbate' and this from a person i had never chatted with before and it was at 9.30 in the morning my time, fuck knows what time it was where they were hiding.
ARGHHHHHHH for fucks at least ask if i want this type of conversation and do i want it now at 9.30am. I know i like sex in the morning but this approach is just wrong, in fact it's so wrong i had to go and do some retail therapy just to calm down. So thank you i spent £200 on clothes and shoes just to get the nauseating thought out of my head.
Coming soon.....
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Shylass wrote:
"Shut the fuck up, bitch.
I'm gonna pound your ass."
Ha ha, pretty much... Although, I'd substitute 'spank' for pound... (I think that's a totally different ball game) ;)
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What pisses me off is the people who say "I'm a live and let live type of person" but then have no problem using their vote to try get the government to force others to serve their purposes. That is hypocrisy.
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