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Fuck these ant bites all over my foot!
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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TRYING TO BE PERFECT IS BORING!!!!REMEMBER THAT!! YOU FUCKING ANNOYING BITCH!
PRETENDING TO BE PERFECT IS JUST PATHETIC!!!! MORON!!
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I swear the number of times Lush crashes and burns on me... SO MANY PROBLEMS!
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Rank: Wise Ass
Joined: 11/12/2010
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Location: The center of the universe, Canada
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stelmaria wrote:I swear the number of times Lush crashes and burns on me... SO MANY PROBLEMS! If there were more people that contibuted and upgraded their membership, our team would have more time (and resources) to help keep the site from crashing. Please remember Lush is a FREE site run by people who also have paying jobs. The few blips on the radar shouldn't completely ruin your day!
The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker 
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Location: I'm the girl that your father hoped he could date.
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Dudealicious wrote:
If there were more people that contibuted and upgraded their membership, our team would have more time (and resources) to help keep the site from crashing.
Please remember Lush is a FREE site run by people who also have paying jobs. The few blips on the radar shouldn't completely ruin your day!
I'm going to repost the rules of the Rage Cage. Not because I feel I need to shove my nose into other people's business, but because the rules were clearly laid out and if someone needs to lecture me or admonish me for my rage I will be even more upset. I don't want this thread locked because of someone breaking the rules. I want and need to have a place to vent where I'm not judged. I like you Dude, but butt out.
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sprite wrote:Here's the rules.
1) No directing your rage at other members.
2) No directing your rage at the site. Nicola and the mods do an amazing job here and work hard at making it this wonderful and if you don't like it, leave. This is for stuff outside the site. Stuff that you just need to vent about.
3) let it all out about the little things or the big things. That ass who took your parking spot, getting the pink slip, being sick, getting dumped, all of it, just let it go here.
4) You are not allowed to tell anyone not to be angry, to calm down. We feel how we feel. Do not try to reason with the the rage. It needs to be let loose.
5) Don't censor yourself. Let it all out.
6) Be respectful of other peoples rage. Being bitchy in public is scary. Don't belittle anyone. Ok, have fun. :)
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 5/16/2012
Posts: 72
Location: PrairieVillage, United States
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Fuck Cancer
Fuck the ass kissing fucking doctors
Fuck the mother fucking world
Fuck this still fucking help
Fuck it
Blue Eyed Lion
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Location: Ohio
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Dam the torpedo's, they seem to have missed my least favorite neighbor?
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Joined: 9/6/2011
Posts: 781
Location: the land of enchantment, United States
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i just hate you, i do. and i hate that. i tried so hard not to hate you. and yes i do think you are lying to me, of course i think that. how can i think anything else? and now all ur focus on me and the kids and the house means exactly jack shit. dont try to come in now and lay down the law with our son with your "man" voice, "you WILL help your Mother" no one is fucking buying it asshole.
eat shit and die.
littlemissbitch ~ professional face ripper offer, at your service..
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Joined: 12/28/2011
Posts: 37
Location: Lubbock, United States
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theplayer wrote:hmmm. Where do I start?
I guess my rage is mostly about 'friends' that can't distinguish fantasy from reality. I recognize that some relationships can be powerful here, but really...they aren't real life. They only become real life when the fantasy is preferred over reality. The edge is closer than we think. This post and the one immediately above it (from racking) hit close to home. Lush has become a vehicle for making close friends; the question is how close do we really think we are? Racking is quite justified in not wanting to become a counselor (especially with her spouse and kids needing her) and you are justified in wanting to keep a safe distance between you and the people you know here. Life is liking someone on here; fantasy is wanting to be their life partner. It's also worth thinking about that people can get upset over reading news or fiction stories where people get hurt in any way, and thinking they have the responsibility to "fix" it. Not too realistic a thought, but people feel obligations to other people and fall for other people about whom they know little. I wouldn't live with racking, but I'd ask her about how she's doing with the little ones and chat with her on small subjects if she wants. I'd confide in some people here. How much is too much? Don't know. Ought to.
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Fuck you! This getting older thing is a real sonuvabitch. I'd like to not have the feeling of ground up glass in my knee joints. Or my shoulders. Fuck off anytime. I don't want to play "Guess the Weather" I hate stairs. Going up or going down them. Fuck you! I can't go for my morning run these days. I can barely make it out of bed without tears. Forget trying to drive. I can't clutch. I can't brake. And trying to shift is agony. Fuck you body. I've taken care of you and this is how I get repaid. I'd flip my body the middle finger but I've got arthritis in my hands and fingers, as well.
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Joined: 6/7/2012
Posts: 3,038
Location: Canada
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Posts: 657
Location: Jersey, United States
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I never felt I needed the rage cage before, but today.. Mother F...er!!! So a guy tells you he wants to see you, you love the guy, so of course you say yes.. Dude then makes you feel like a cheep whore.. You tell the dude he can find another cheap whore... They are every where in the world... What kind of man treats someone they care about like a piece of ass... No man in my life... F... U,, dude... I don't need that bs... I am a beautiful loving woman and should be treated as such... I was you're friend. I was looking forward to seeing you and you make me feel like some random pussy. You want a cheap whore... Here's a 20.. Go to Kensington.. Really? ... Now f.. U!! I don't know who you are.
"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships."
— Gilda Radner
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I have put this off for way too long.. What the fuck are you thinking? What the fuck did I ever do? You tell me its not my fault that you need time!! Bullshit! Thats why you are posting pictures with another man! So what he makes more money than me. So what your coworkers play with you mind. Did you fucking lie to me when you told me you love me???? Cause if you did then why in the fuck would you let your fucking coworkers change your mind! I feel fucking cheated, 1 year of my life fucking wasted. $10.000 fucking ring that I am still paying for. Fuckin Bill collecters on my ass everyday! Did you just use me to get you something because I Love you soo much that I couldnt say no? Im only 20 an my fuckin credit is soo goddamn bad. I am glad I am going into the fuckin Navy, you take your ass and run off with the fucking mail man.
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Rank: Gingerbread Lover
Joined: 1/6/2012
Posts: 3,289
Location: Trumpton, United Kingdom
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! Do NOT lie to me, EVER!
Ask me for attention, sure. If I'm able, you can have it.
Sure, ask me personal questions if you must, and I will try to answer as far as I am comfortable to.
But do not EVER, EVER, EVER FUCKING LIE TO ME!
EVER!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
And people wonder why I don't trust them?! I want to STOP being nice to people. I want to tell moany, whiney fucking annoying people to FUCK OFF! I am NOT a healthy shoulder to cry on! If you hadn't noticed, I'm a fucking lame duck myself, and the last thing a fucking lame duck wants, needs, and can cope with is to be leaned on by another fucking lame duck!
Why? Is it funny? Are you like that bastard who broke my heart because he wanted me to feel a little happiness before he trod all over it on purpose? Or the other one who pretended to repair it and then stamped on it again because he got a better fucking offer from somebody he actually liked? Is it a game? What do you get out of it? I'm at a loss! Do you LIKE taking a sharp pointy stick and stabbing it into people's sore bits, just so you can wiggle it around and let the crap come pouring out? I'm GLAD I already had too much crap pouring out to let you wiggle your fucking sharp pointy stick. If you lie to me again, I will shove that fucking sharp pointy stick right up your lying fucking ass until it comes out your brainless fucking head and we can use it as a novelty fucking memo stick!
Why don't you just FUCK OFF and leave me alone?!
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.
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Over the past few days problems have seem to find their target...and yes thats me.
Not here to gather sympathy
Not here to beg for forgiveness or to grant forgiveness thereby showing off my generosity.
Life is a very unusual torrent of ups an downs, crests and troughs, joys (little) and griefs (a lot)
This post is going to go unnoticed amongst the many great ones that go here.
So if you are reading this...especially YOU....just remember....lies and deception are sometimes unwillingly laid out to mend someones feelings and sometimes unconsciously broken.
If your hearts is a glass vase and feelings a thin sting to balance it on...expect it to disintegrate...expect to walk on them and expect to bleed.
Not just the owner but the attacker as well.
Some feel used and cheated some justify it as a carefully drawn out plan to exit without hurting.
This is the game of life and love, sex and passion, men and women
You cant make everyone happy, you cant always think about others feelings without compromising the integrity of yours and vice-versa.
Many of you are currently surrounded by annoying, leeching problems and distresses but like me just smile and forgive those who add on to them unwillingly. Not everyone is bad by heart, bot everyone wishes to smile on your suffering.
We are all humans and making mistakes is our criteria of physical and intellectual evolution.
so again....to those who i have hurt i am sorry
to those who have hurt me...i forgive you
Easy to say tough to follow...but hey whats the point of living if you dont give it a try
lets just sit back, pop in a few drinks and laugh at life's cruelty its all you got at the end of the day.
nothing to lose nothing left to gain except a warm smile and an imaginative mind
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Fuck You! And you call yourself a grandmother? You don't know the definition of the word you stupid bitch!!
Reason #1 for HATING my "son's" GM!
Her constant reminder that he isn't as important to her as her bull fucking shit pagan God. WHAT THE FUCK HAS HE EVER DONE FOR YOU WOMAN?!?!?!?
Reason #2!
Her even more constant reminder of how unimportant he is now that her "white" grandchild was born. She once spent every weekend with him. Now he's lucky to get an hour a week, if THAT!
Reason #3!
Her empty fucking promises to my son. Every fucking weekend its the same fucking bullshit! STOP FUCKING LYING TO MY SON YOU UGLY CUNT.
Respect isn't handed to you on a silver platter because your a 100yr old looking 56yr old! It's EARNED!!!
My parents always told me to treat others how they treat you. REGARDLESS of their age...! I'LL TEACH MY SON THE SAME!!!
So why not just drown in that perfect bubble you live in and not bother at ALL!!! I know WE won't miss you!
Evil Brain Angel Heart - E.B.A.H
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You fucking moron!!! You know that I had a nasty migraine and you decide this is the best time for you to pick a fight with me. You can see that I am barely holding on to my fucking sanity because the pain is horrible. I ask you NICELY to back off and give me some space, what do you do... keep fucking pushing, your voice like a thousand sharp knives in my brain. I raise my voice telling you I fucking hurt right now and I could punch someone, your brilliant response...... calling me a bitch! I really wish I would have punched your face, but no I decide to punch the wall instead..... NOW MY FUCKING HAND, ARM AND SHOULDER IS KILLING ME!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
 http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/make-my-baby-cum.aspx
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Ok, so I've been trying to record an audio of my latest story and I've been interrupted SO many times!!! Firstly it was the cats running around and their bloody bells jangling, then the dog came through with her bloody stupid nails click-clicking on the floor... THEN the door went - postman delivering a package (which wasn't even for ME I might add!!) Finally, I was 26 minutes into the recording, all was going well (I know, it's a long story) when an error message appeared on my laptop screen and automatically jumped to a different webpage!!! FFS! Had to happen when I actually had the house to myself, didn't it?? *sigh* I'll try again later... 
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well .... there you go, you prick. wish I was a fly on the wall when you read the papers and the bottom line. I imagine you are gonna be scrambling to find some excuse or a lawyer who will take up the cause. Not bloody likely, dumb fuck. you seriously think I'd just lay down and whimper ... and not do anything?? fuck you, you idiot. and don't text me ... or call ... cuz I am NOT going to answer! *laughing* yah .... I have learned (thank you and to YOU too!) to return kindness in kindness ... or is that unkindness with unkindness? fucker ..... and while I am at it ... fuck YOU too .... to a number of other fucking idiots *smiles nicely* .... ahhhhh thanks Rage Cage!! PA
a story that is lots of fun .... Ben's fun!! Good Morning, My CumSlut (oral sex)
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The EU? Seriously? The EU? Are you fucking kidding me? The organisation that's never been as divided as now, has had a massive rise in right wing extremists. Not to mention that they make a habit out of crushing the smaller member countries so that they never get to participate in anything. So job well done to give it to an organisation that squashes smaller nations, divides Europe into two parts, and if they want to bring in another nation but the nation doesn't really want to, then they'll just close off their market until they're forced in. How democratic and peaceful isn't that? If it had been businesses it would have been called hostile takeovers. And all to create one big gathered Europe, the same ideal that good old Hitler had. EU - bringing on Hitler's dream of a grand Europe.
An entry for the humour competition! I has it!
Now you can read stuff that's like.. all funny and hillarious and amusing!Choking the Blue Snake!!
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Ugh...I don't even know where to start.
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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Joined: 8/17/2010
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Shop staff that don't recognize that transsexuals are free to be who the wish to be and were born in the wrong body. To giggle at them is unacceptable so hush the fuck up get on with your Job and be nice!
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You're a Fucktard, that is all. :)
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Edit: moment of weakness, sorry 
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Do-nothing teenagers and their fucking attitudes! I have never seen so many teens asking for handouts ever. I remember kids running an honest con game when I was younger, but now they just stand around with their hands out for a handout! Complain about every fucking thing and don't do shit to better themselves or others. The world fucking owes them and they have been held back by 'the system' or whatever. Matter of fact, some adults suffer from this, too! 
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I have a few things to rant about!! 1) I am fucking TIRED of my two disrespectful teenage step-children. All they fucking do is bitch and complain about EVERY fucking thing. It doesn't matter WHAT the fuck my husband and I do for them they ALWAYS fucking complain. Then they think it is okay to talk to whoever they want however they fucking want. I am SORRY but I am not going to be fucking disrespected in my own fucking house. IF you want to disrespect me than you are gonna have to find another place to fucking live. The oldest is the one who pisses me off the most! YOU ARE 19 FUCKING years old dude. GROW the fuck up, do something with yourself, get a fucking job, get a fucking education, and act YOUR fucking god damn AGE instead of acting like a fucking 9 year old. You really piss me the fuck off. I want to punch you in the fucking face!!!!! Then the 16 year old......UGHHH you act EXACTLY like your mother!! You are a fucking judgmental bitch and you dress like a fucking WHORE!!! PUT some fucking clothes on dammit!! 2) The second thing I am TIRED of is my freakin mother in law. YES, I love her but seriously?!? Acting and playing like your dumb when you aren't. That fucking pisses me off. YOU KNOW how to log into your e-mail, facebook, bill paying sites, and other things you do NOT need my fucking help or your sons! Also, I HAVE seen you turn on the fucking Wii and DVD player stop acting fucking stupid. 3) The third would have to be my husband's ex (Jamie). She really pisses me the fuck off. Seriously? YOU have money to go out and party with your friends and husband BUT you do NOT have money to buy your kids things they need?!? Seriously, that is MAJORLY fucked up!!! YOU tell us you CAN'T afford things?! TRY having 6 kids in the house who eat everything in SIGHT even though you tell them not to!! You spend your money on name brand clothes, shoes, and getting your hair done at expensive salons, BUT YOU CAN'T afford to send YOUR KIDS a birthday card at least or even FUCKING call them on their birthday?!? YOU leave your 14 year old daughter at home while you out and party but YOU can't spend time with your own daughter?!? YOU tell me that you don't want to be a mom anymore and want to be free and single. I AM SORRY BITCH, you should've thought of that BEFORE you got fucking married and had 8 kids. AT least they HAVE A fucking step mother who actually gives a shit about them and does nice things for them!!! 
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Pinkluva wrote:I have a few things to rant about!! 1) I am fucking TIRED of my two disrespectful teenage step-children. All they fucking do is bitch and complain about EVERY fucking thing. It doesn't matter WHAT the fuck my husband and I do for them they ALWAYS fucking complain. Then they think it is okay to talk to whoever they want however they fucking want. I am SORRY but I am not going to be fucking disrespected in my own fucking house. IF you want to disrespect me than you are gonna have to find another place to fucking live. The oldest is the one who pisses me off the most! YOU ARE 19 FUCKING years old dude. GROW the fuck up, do something with yourself, get a fucking job, get a fucking education, and act YOUR fucking god damn AGE instead of acting like a fucking 9 year old. You really piss me the fuck off. I want to punch you in the fucking face!!!!! Then the 16 year old......UGHHH you act EXACTLY like your mother!! You are a fucking judgmental bitch and you dress like a fucking WHORE!!! PUT some fucking clothes on dammit!! 2) The second thing I am TIRED of is my freakin mother in law. YES, I love her but seriously?!? Acting and playing like your dumb when you aren't. That fucking pisses me off. YOU KNOW how to log into your e-mail, facebook, bill paying sites, and other things you do NOT need my fucking help or your sons! Also, I HAVE seen you turn on the fucking Wii and DVD player stop acting fucking stupid. 3) The third would have to be my husband's ex (Jamie). She really pisses me the fuck off. Seriously? YOU have money to go out and party with your friends and husband BUT you do NOT have money to buy your kids things they need?!? Seriously, that is MAJORLY fucked up!!! YOU tell us you CAN'T afford things?! TRY having 6 kids in the house who eat everything in SIGHT even though you tell them not to!! You spend your money on name brand clothes, shoes, and getting your hair done at expensive salons, BUT YOU CAN'T afford to send YOUR KIDS a birthday card at least or even FUCKING call them on their birthday?!? YOU leave your 14 year old daughter at home while you out and party but YOU can't spend time with your own daughter?!? YOU tell me that you don't want to be a mom anymore and want to be free and single. I AM SORRY BITCH, you should've thought of that BEFORE you got fucking married and had 8 kids. AT least they HAVE A fucking step mother who actually gives a shit about them and does nice things for them!!! Yeah, let it allllll out baby....save some for the bedroom, though! ;)
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