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You are dangerously close to unleashing my previously held-back rant...
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.
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1. My music player with over 130 songs is gone.
2. My internet comes via a satellite dish mounted 40' feet in the air, so every time we have a strong wind, my internet crashes, giving my friends the impression I'm ignoring them.
3. The car wash ruined a $1600 rim on my truck by applying some kind of wax on the brushed aluminum wheel; but still charged me the $26 bucks for the car wash.
4. My real life girlfriends plane was three hours late, yet showed on time on the boards. That left me sitting on my non productive ass next to the 'kids from hell' who slapped slurpy gummy bears on my slacks.
5. A carton of Marlboros in Manhattan is $135 bucks. The same carton on the Canadian side of the border is $19 bucks. WTF?
6. Why is the expiration date on fresh meat the same day I buy it?
7. Gasoline was $3.98 two weeks ago, and today it's $3.19. That's cool but why?
8. My German car runs on diesel which is nothing more than watered down kerosene, yet costs even more.
9. The mailman comes daily at precisely 9:30 am, unless I'm mailing an overdue bill. Those days he shows up at 4:45 pm, so the fear of losing internet or electricity stays with me all night.
!0. Why do drive thrus take more time than going inside and ordering? I found the answer to that one myself. There's no customers inside. Folks, get off your ass and go inside instead of burning that $3.98 gas.
11. Why do my sprinklers come on when its raining? Can't someone come up with a sensor or something? Hell, the wipers on my car come on in the rain and shut off when it stops?!
12. With all the yard in the world, why does my dog have to pee on my antique dining room table legs?
13. Why haven't you messaged me? I'm waiting.
*sigh*
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sprite wrote:just a gentle reminder. the cage is for rage. thank you. :) No reminding without ranting then!!!    I need an emoticon that sticks his tongue out. Didn't we have one of those? Wait! Here he is. 
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 I so want this for a t-shirt.
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Rank: Purveyor of Sweetness
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this is just a little rage... but significant... IF YOU WEAR SAGGY BRITCHES WEAR TIGHT UNDERWEAR.... WHEN YOU BEND OVER AND IT IS ALL LOOSE YOU SHOW WAAAAAAYYYYYY MORE THAN THE PLUMBER.... YOUR ASS CRACK DOES NOT GO WELL WITH THE DINNER I AM PAYING GOOD MONEY TO EAT... thank you very much...
i am really excited to have two "recommended reads". they are "did you know i love your cock?" and "just fuck me". great titles, huh?
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Shylass wrote:I have had such a crappy day that I have had to create a gif to express my rage about Boss #4, Colleague #3, the mother of the two children in the coffee shop, and the customer with the blanket:Well that sums up everything nicely Daisy... no need for anyone else to post on this 'Fred' ever again 
Coming soon..... Elizabeth Middleton
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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:Once, just ONCE when I call my bank, I'd like to speak to an ACTUAL representative, and not a robot that asks me to keep repeating the same number until they understand it. YE and me, too!! That is an INSTANT RAGE with me with the "voice" thing. It's bad enough with "push button" response, but survivable. (*&&^%^ and $#%$^%&* automated "customer service". I'd like to get ... for once... a read, live person and deliver some CUSStomer service to them. (I'm through now) Rick
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Boobs - stop changing size and shape! I can't afford all the new underwear!
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Dear mail person: Please remember to CLOSE the mailbox...especially on days when it's raining hellfire and brimstone. That way, envelopes that say "IMPORTANT FINANCIAL DOCUMENTS ENCLOSED" won't be all soggy and mushy, and you know....UN-FUCKING-READABLE!! Please & Thanks 
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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if you're going to f'ing post in this thread, you'd better be f'ing raging or i will come to your house and pee on your f'ing carpet! (better?) 
 Bitches in the Basement on Amazon by our own Dancing Doll
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fucking stupid people piss me the fuck off
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sprite wrote:if you're going to f'ing post in this thread, you'd better be f'ing raging or i will come to your house and pee on your f'ing carpet! (better?) Please don't take this the wrong way, and I am in no way shape or form hitting on you......but I find your feisty mock-rant quite sexy!! Oh sorry, have to put it in rant format: OMG, WHY did I find this rant so fucking sexy?! Grrrrrr. 
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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I've got some rage I'd like to express.
This is for the deceitful untrustworthy scumbag of an ex-boyfriend and the self-centered moronic bitch of an ex-best friend: FUCK YOU GUYS.
Also, for the love of god, people:
YOU'RE = YOU fucking ARE
YOUR = SHOWS fucking POSSESSION
Really, it's not that difficult.
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GO GIRL ! ! ! !
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stupid mother f-----g drivers I was stopped at a red light & this f-----g pick truck runs the red doing 70 what the f--k
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FUCKKKK!!! This is exactly why nobody take us serious because we do a couple of amazing games and then we go and play like we did today!!!! next time stop getting all cocky and thinking you are the shit and concentrate in the game ahead. Always the same shit with Chile at the last minutes they score, can we just learn that already!!!!!
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Fuck everything.
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Rank: Her Royal Spriteness
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Location: Oz, United States
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Opponents block Washington state gay marriage - Washington's gay marriage law was blocked from taking effect as opponents filed more than 200,000 signatures seeking a public vote on the issue in November. just... yeah, fuckity fuck fuckers of fuck fucking fuck.
Bitches in the Basement on Amazon by our own Dancing Doll
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let me amend that... FUCKERS, WTF! WHY THE FUCK DO YOU FUCKING CARE WHO I WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF MY FUCKING LIFE WITH? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE? WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING JUST PUT US IN FUCKING CONCENTRATION CAMPS AND TATTOO NUMBERS ON US LIKE ANIMALS AND FUCKING FUCKER FUCK FUCK FUCK! MOTHERFUCKERS!
Bitches in the Basement on Amazon by our own Dancing Doll
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Fuck. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bitches in the Basement on Amazon by our own Dancing Doll
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Rank: Her Royal Spriteness
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sprite wrote:Opponents block Washington state gay marriage - Washington's gay marriage law was blocked from taking effect as opponents filed more than 200,000 signatures seeking a public vote on the issue in November.
just... yeah, fuckity fuck fuckers of fuck fucking fuck. I saw this. And as much as I really do try to resist judging others, It can't be avoided this time. So, fuck you, you stupid bigoted conservative pieces of shit! Enjoy your low-IQ induced religious bigotry and your 1940s-era social reality. I hope one day, one of your children or grandchildren turns out to be gay, forcing you to either face reality or expose yourself as an unredeemably closed-minded, stupid fuck. Fuck your religion and fuck your politics, you hate-furthering, gun-toting to rallies, racist, sexist xenophobic republican fascists!
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What's even more awful is that gay sons and daughters of these people, that oppose gay marriage, might stay closeted their whole lives and then marry straight people. That can't be a good, happy situation for anyone involved. Especially if it comes to light way down the line.
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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:if you're going to f'ing post in this thread, you'd better be f'ing raging or i will come to your house and pee on your f'ing carpet! (better?) Please don't take this the wrong way, and I am in no way shape or form hitting on you......but I find your feisty mock-rant quite sexy!! Oh sorry, have to put it in rant format: OMG, WHY did I find this rant so fucking sexy?! Grrrrrr. I agree. I think Sprite is my Girl Crush for the day.
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You miserable self absorbed fucking slut. I get that your pregnant. i get it. i also get your qualifications to be on a game of "who my baby daddy" on an episode of jerry fucking springer. TWO KIDS FROM TWO DIFFERENT FATHERS AND YOU BLAME ME FOR WANTING A PATERNITY TEST? go. FUCK. YOUR. SELF. i put up with ALLL your shit. all the rants and raves bitching me out for going out to the bars. Bitch, i'm a 22 year old, not an ALCOHOLIC. I do my best not to fuck my life up like my pathetic excuse of a mother. Just cause i go out on the weekend with guys i cant see any other time, and have a couple hundred dollars wrapped up in Scotch, means absolutely JACK SHIT. and no. just because you had to stop drinking doesn't mean i'm going to.
AND EXCUSE THE FUCK OUT OF ME, for wanting to know that this kid is "mine". I never tried to claim i was drunk as an excuse. i never do. I OWN UP To EVERYTHING i do regardless of how drunk or sober i was at the time. but again, two kids, two fathers. Of course i'd knock up the town slut.
Also, the last time i checked it does take two people to make a kid. this is not YOUR kid. it is OUR kid (pending paternity testing). infant. fetus. whatever. i don't care how much i wind up having to fork out in attorney fees now.
You. Will. Not. Separate. Me. From. This. Kid. (provided its mine)
You possibly picked the worst person to ever pull your power tripping bullshit with. I am not either of your other spineless baby daddies. Don't think for one fucking second, that just because this thing is in your body, that i will not tear down the walls of hell to get to see my (possible) kid. You want to THREATEN to take me through the ringers of court? bring it on you filthy cunt. I will eat you alive.
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Why do some people imagine themselves to be endlessly interesting - as if we are fascinated by their every thought and feeling? Is there no thought that can remain unexpressed? Is there no situation, no matter it impacts those involved, where its effect on them must not be announced and commiserated with? You are really not that important or interesting. Not funny or intelligent. Just narcissistic and attention-seeking.
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i just love it when i call to talk to my friend and she spends the entire time talking to her kids..
and on another unrelated note....please dont make me rip your fucking face off today...just sign the goddamned papers. im on anger lent you know! dickhead.
littlemissbitch ~ professional face ripper offer, at your service..
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WHEN PEOPLE WRITE IN ALL CAPS IT MAKES IT SEEM AS THOUGH THEY ARE SHOUTING AND IT GIVES ME A HEADACHE. I LITERALLY CANNOT BRING MYSELF TO READ IT. IT MAKES ME WANT TO SCRATCH THEIR EYES OUT. There's no need for it, even if you are shouting. Stop it.
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clum wrote:WHEN PEOPLE WRITE IN ALL CAPS IT MAKES IT SEEM AS THOUGH THEY ARE SHOUTING AND IT GIVES ME A HEADACHE. I LITERALLY CANNOT BRING MYSELF TO READ IT. IT MAKES ME WANT TO SCRATCH THEIR EYES OUT.
There's no need for it, even if you are shouting. Stop it. I agree .... I refuse to read a post if it's all caps. It also makes me want to disable their caps lock key!
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