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Liar! you are smokin' !
I have never driven a Porsche
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I have never been married on the top of a mountain
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I have never been married to the top of a mountain.
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I have never ate grown a beard.
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I have never had pickled eggs.
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had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
†Jinxy Approved† 
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cut the crust off of a sandwich
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I have never heard a Brit accent I didn't like!!!! \,,/
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been in gaol
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IHN thought Brussel Sprouts were yummy.
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I have never gone one day without thinking about sex.
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i have never owned a cat, or adopted, or had, or whatever is acceptable to those who thinks owned is bad.
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i have never liked justin beeber
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are you sure morph. she is cute? 
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I have never used a vacuum cleaner to suck the dust and crumbs out of my laptop keyboard.
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what have you used the vac for?
I have never used a vac to get off
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I haven't used it to get off, I know that.
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Never used a vacuum to clean my keyboard either, laptop sounds like a bad idea, but main computer's key board might be fine (laptop would probably lose all its keys and I'd get to search for them in a pile of dust and dirt, gee that sounds fun!)
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I have never rode a Moose, or kissed a Polar bear.
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AngelEyes1975 wrote:I have never rode a Moose, or kissed a Polar bear. I have never been at a loss for words until now! Rick
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/exit-33-trust.aspx
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lied
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asleep wrote:
I have never been at a loss for words until now!
Rick
Rick, that is what one does in The Frozen North! 
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I have never flown.
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I have never robbed a grave and tried to make a human being
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I never had sex in an elevator.
Monica's Birthday turns into an unexpected family orgyHow hot and nasty can a birthday become....http://www.lushstories.com/stories/incest/monicas-birthday-turns-into-an.aspxScott learns all about oral sex from his NurseA post-op visit to the clinic becomes a lesson in cunnilingushttp://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/scott-learns-all-about-oral-sex-from.aspx
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I have never had a nurse that looked like that
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I have never experienced complete silence - damn those fucking voices in my head
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MORPHUS99 wrote:I have never robbed a grave and tried to make a human being That's not what I heard.... I have never helped M99 rob a grave and try to make a human being.
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I have never been naughty
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Poppet wrote:
That's not what I heard....
I have never helped M99 rob a grave and try to make a human being.
I have never robbed the somewhat grave M99 but I did try to "make" a girl once..I think her name was Muppet or Moppet or something... Someone naughty beat me to it.... I have never painted a woman....but it is now on my bucket list (lovely av nawty)
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