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chefkathleen wrote:Hi Beowulf! What are you studying in school? Glad you're here. Pull up a chair and stay awhile. I am almost a junior but have not declared a major. They told me I must do that by next semester. I do not know yet and it is driving me crazy.
My first story for Lush is posted, The Goodbye Fuck.http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/the-goodbye-fuck.aspx
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Joined: 1/1/2010 Posts: 3,042 Location: Dublin, Ire., Ireland
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i'm NOT new.................
But nobody ever speaks to me anyway...... Or makes me welcome...... Or sends me stuff...... Or makes me soup.......
Honestly....... If it weren't for the quality of the pornography you lot could just phuq off................
(HA!)
xx SF
"The problem is that I've never embraced my eccentricity in the way that it has embraced me..." "That sounds terribly self-important." "My point exactly..."xx SF
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stephanie wrote:
i'm NOT new.................
But nobody ever speaks to me anyway...... Or makes me welcome...... Or sends me stuff...... Or makes me soup.......
Honestly....... If it weren't for the quality of the pornography you lot could just phuq off................
(HA!)
xx SF
Man! I never get any credit for anything! What about my panties? I sent them to you last week soaking in the chicken soup just like you asked! *grumbles*
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chefkathleen wrote:stephanie wrote:
i'm NOT new.................
But nobody ever speaks to me anyway...... Or makes me welcome...... Or sends me stuff...... Or makes me soup.......
Honestly....... If it weren't for the quality of the pornography you lot could just phuq off................
(HA!)
xx SF
Man! I never get any credit for anything! What about my panties? I sent them to you last week soaking in the chicken soup just like you asked! *grumbles* Chicken soup-soaked panties... OMG I nearly spat out my coffee from laughing when I read that.... Followed by the inevitable, 'Eeeeeew' You guys are the best...
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TheScottishGal wrote:chefkathleen wrote:stephanie wrote:
i'm NOT new.................
But nobody ever speaks to me anyway...... Or makes me welcome...... Or sends me stuff...... Or makes me soup.......
Honestly....... If it weren't for the quality of the pornography you lot could just phuq off................
(HA!)
xx SF
Man! I never get any credit for anything! What about my panties? I sent them to you last week soaking in the chicken soup just like you asked! *grumbles* Chicken soup-soaked panties... OMG I nearly spat out my coffee from laughing when I read that.... Followed by the inevitable, 'Eeeeeew' You guys are the best...
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Hello, I'm new here as well. Just thought I'd say something here seeing as I'm really shy in the chat rooms.
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Comss62 wrote:Hello, I'm new here as well. Just thought I'd say something here seeing as I'm really shy in the chat rooms. Well welcome to Lush. Don't be shy in the forums. Step right up and talk to us. We always answer!
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Joined: 11/15/2011 Posts: 1
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This is my first post, officially less new! And love getting to know more people that I could, stop the meeting new people actions a few years back, but am now stepping into where the actions are!
Nice place we have here! :)
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Joined: 9/30/2009 Posts: 9,560 Location: Cakeland, United States
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stephanie wrote:
i'm NOT new.................
But nobody ever speaks to me anyway...... Or makes me welcome...... Or sends me stuff...... Or makes me soup.......
Honestly....... If it weren't for the quality of the pornography you lot could just phuq off..............
 Wanna know my secret sauce ingredients, Steph?
The best thing you can do for your fellow, next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things to think about, but to wake things up that are in him... to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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ecuarz wrote:This is my first post, officially less new! And love getting to know more people that I could, stop the meeting new people actions a few years back, but am now stepping into where the actions are!
Nice place we have here! :) Glad you jumped in! Welcome and have fun. Watch out for the dogs. They expect pats on the head now and then.
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Joined: 11/1/2011 Posts: 3,244 Location: Seattle, United States
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Hi, I'm new here as well, joined lush for 2 weeks. Just want to jump in and say hello to everyone.
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HK4167 wrote:Hi, I'm new here as well, joined lush for 2 weeks. Just want to jump in and say hello to everyone. Hi Brian! Hope you hang around awhile. Welcome to the forums. Have fun. There's a bowl of condoms on the coffee table that are free to members. We keep score to see who's getting the most. So far it's WellMadeMale in the lead with 500 used condoms.
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Joined: 11/15/2011 Posts: 14
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hello im new as well been lurking around on here for months now but just joined yesterday
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Welcome to all the new people! Hope you're all enjoying yourselves.
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Welcome to Lush! Hope you enjoy the stories as much as I do! :)
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 Hello Newbies! Wow there's a lot of you. Each must stand in line as I pass in front of you. You may bestow a kiss upon my.... never mind. Let's get ready for orientation, shall we? Okay, open mind? Check. Condoms in the fishbowl on the coffee table? Check. Meet and greet newbies? Check. Fun, erotic stories? Check. Okay, have fun my little ones!! Run along and play. Remember to be nice!!
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Joined: 11/18/2011 Posts: 594
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I'm also new to lush. C K Got it. I'm always nice. Bear with me also till I get the feel of the place. First off. Hello to all.
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Joined: 11/1/2011 Posts: 3,244 Location: Seattle, United States
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chefkathleen wrote: Hello Newbies! Wow there's a lot of you. Each must stand in line as I pass in front of you. You may bestow a kiss upon my.... never mind. Let's get ready for orientation, shall we? Okay, open mind? Check. Condoms in the fishbowl on the coffee table? Check. Meet and greet newbies? Check. Fun, erotic stories? Check. Okay, have fun my little ones!! Run along and play. Remember to be nice!! Thanks! It's a nice place here and sure lots of good hot stories to read. Note to myself, new year resolution for 2012: write at least one story on lush.
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Irishdrifter! Hello! Did anyone ever tell you that you look like Johnny Depp? Who looks a bit like Keith Richards? Who just happens to look like a pirate? No? Well, okay. Never mind.
I'll be looking for your story HK4167
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Joined: 11/1/2011 Posts: 3,244 Location: Seattle, United States
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chefkathleen wrote:I'll be looking for your story HK4167 Thanks, chefkathleen, you're very kind. My story is inspired by this picture I took a couple of yrs ago in a snow storm. Somehow it just stuck there in my mind, who is she with those beautiful legs? Why did she walk in the snow in such an freezing outfit? Most important, how come I did not offer her any help, at least the pair of gloves I was wearing?...Those questions still wonder in my mind each time I saw this picture. Then after I join lush a storyline inspired by both this picture and lush story 'Walking Girl' formed in my head and I decide to write it down sometimes. I never wrote story before, nor did I attended creative writing program so we'll see how does it turns out.
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What a great way to begin a story. There's so many ways to angle it. If you have any questions, as a beginner I mean, don't hesitate to ask some of our authors. Especially the ones you see here in the forums. They're always willing to talk about themselves. Just kidding. The Writers Resource sections should help a lot. Use spell check too.  Good luck.
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Joined: 10/22/2011 Posts: 2,005 Location: Expat in, Russia
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HK, I often us a photograph, some image, and create my fantasy around it. I find it really does help. Welcome to lush, we have fun here but there is some serious help in the forum for writing, editing and getting published. Above all, enjoy the stories and the nice folks here Chef, I like you signature line. Followed by > I can love because I've known loss.
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Joined: 8/14/2010 Posts: 3,048 Location: On the ragged edge of disaster
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Welcome to all the newcomers (some of whom have been here for a while now since my welcome is so tardy  ). I hope you all have lots of Lush fun here! Maggie Rascal(Please note, I am no longer active on Lush and will not be responding to messages or friend requests.)
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FtLMale wrote:
Chef, I like you signature line. Followed by > I can love because I've known loss.
Isn't that the truth?
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Joined: 11/1/2011 Posts: 3,244 Location: Seattle, United States
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chefkathleen wrote:I'll be looking for your story HK4167 Hi, Chef, I kept my promise. Just published my very first poem. Not much but it's a start. http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/for-your-eyes-only.aspx
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chefkathleen wrote:I'll be looking for your story HK4167 Hi, Chef, I kept my promise, again. This time it's a full-length story. http://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/her-prize-tonight.aspx
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