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Fry bacon...
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Posts: 1,986
Location: The Tundra, United States
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gymnastics
The Roommates Trilogy: Roommates with BenefitsRoommates with Benefits: Snowed In Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure Look for the eBook version of Roommates with Benefits to come soon!
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go out to dinner at a fancy restaurant
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,559
Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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Rank: Forum Guru
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Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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sing in the church choir
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Posts: 43
Location: thats a secret, United Kingdom
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get distracted when ironing
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Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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Be near a pressure cooker when it blows
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Joined: 3/23/2011
Posts: 236
Location: United Kingdom
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stand near poison ivy? (sorry Ivy, I couldn't resist!)
Just put a new story up called Venus: My Mistress In Leather and Lace. It seems a long time since I have written any prose, been seduced by prosody. Anyway, please feel free to check it out - Thank you xxx
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,559
Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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Attend a Renaissance Fayre or Up Helly Aa
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/11/2011
Posts: 956
Location: surfing on a rainbow, United States
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Pick up a cat.
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Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 326,958
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Attend a function at your child's school
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Rank: Lurker
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forget you ordered a pizza and open the door
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Joined: 1/7/2012
Posts: 816
Location: United Kingdom
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Go for an evening snack in a shared flat. You know just in case your flatmates are like mine.....
Teased and Tormented -My very first story and competition entry is now up!
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Location: The Other Side Of The Mirror
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vanessahearts wrote:forget you ordered a pizza and open the door Why Not? LOL Go To Confession
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Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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Show up to work
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Joined: 8/14/2011
Posts: 25
Location: United States
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go hunting
work on your truck
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Joined: 12/18/2011
Posts: 238
Location: United States
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go to class....and bend over;P
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/1/2011
Posts: 3,235
Location: Seattle, United States
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pick up my kid from daycare
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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Sit on a metal bench in sub zero temperatures
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 11/18/2011
Posts: 55
Location: Fantasy Island
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Well I guess shopping naked in a mall should bring the best buys ;)
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Forget You're on skype with a friend
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Rank: Lurker
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Answer the door to your mum thinking its someone else oops !
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Rank: Forum Guru
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Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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Go to a meeting with your child's principle about your child's inappropriate behavior
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 12/3/2011
Posts: 49
Location: Beirut, Lebanon
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fry anything!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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Climb over or thru a barbed wire fence
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Posts: 326,958
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Climb a pine tree
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Joined: 1/12/2012
Posts: 147
Location: Hamilton, United States
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Nurse a baby calf.
Veni, vidi, vici" Julius Caesar 47 BC
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spill coffee (almost).
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Sleepwalk into next door's kitchen...
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Location: Hamilton, United States
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Cut firewood
Veni, vidi, vici" Julius Caesar 47 BC
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